Comments on Bannable Offenses: Stalk You Forever

Can't believe you didn't say anything abou...

2014-08-27T19:12:51.591-07:00

Can't believe you didn't say anything about the ending when the son starts it with his baby daughter. Pretty sure when he creeps into her room when she's teenager it will be a felony.

DUDE! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought th...

2008-07-29T06:04:00.000-07:00

DUDE! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was FLAT OUT CREEPY. We have a son just a little younger than your daughter, it was cool to read about Susan's pregnancy during mine. One of my friends bought this for us thinking it was the best thing since sliced bread.

It's close to making the pile of trash books that need to leave our house like that disgusting What to Expect series. There's some messed up advice in those books.

Robert Munsch, man. I grew up with that book.Well,...

2008-06-05T20:44:00.000-07:00

Robert Munsch, man. I grew up with that book.

Well, that book and Jonathan Cleaned Up-Then He Heard A Sound. That book simply rocked beyond comprehension.

Today at work I watched a painter look outside and...

2008-06-05T14:33:00.000-07:00

Today at work I watched a painter look outside and see it stopped raining. He then proceded to quickly wipe the outside door down, paint it and come back inside. 10 mins later it started thundershowering.... and the whole time he has a headphone in his ear with god talk on it...

I just don't know whats worse, that the painer would paint the door on a day he knows its going to rain or that he has a direct line to god in his ear that didn't tell him it probably wasn't such a bright idea.

My son's very insane grandparents (not my parents,...

2008-06-05T13:49:00.000-07:00

My son's very insane grandparents (not my parents, the other set) gave me this book when my son was an infant. I found it so incredibly creepy that I gave it back. I didn't even want it in the house.

GM Dave is NOT exaggerating. This is really what the book is about! Do you think he has the wherewithall to draw a car with a ladder on top? Its sick.

As a therapist, I know good touch from bad touch and that's some seriously messed up bad touch to sneak into your grown kid's house and cuddle him.

BTW, my kid's windows have locks on them, just in case the cracked grandparents decide to enact a scene.

Thanks, GM Dave. You really are my eviler twin.

I thought the same exact thing the first time I he...

2008-06-05T11:23:00.000-07:00

I thought the same exact thing the first time I heard my wife reading that book to my daughters.

Mental Note: Must keep a closer eye on my wife.

What. The. Hell?

2008-06-05T10:19:00.000-07:00

What. The. Hell?

That's just extra creepy...Where do you find these...

2008-06-05T09:35:00.000-07:00

That's just extra creepy...

Where do you find these things dave???

I vaguely remember that book. I just hope its bec...

2008-06-05T08:39:00.000-07:00

I vaguely remember that book. I just hope its because someone told me about it before and not because my mom used to read it...

When you think about it, a lot of books aren't as ...

2008-06-05T07:04:00.000-07:00

When you think about it, a lot of books aren't as innocent as you would believe. I used to think Green Eggs and Ham was a book that convinced people that moldy food was better than normal food.

Dave, if you want really creeped-out messed-up sh*...

2008-06-05T05:05:00.000-07:00

Dave, if you want really creeped-out messed-up sh*t that everyone thinks is "awwww how precious"...listen to that godsawful song, "Christmas Shoes."

I wonder what number one on the list is.Anarchists...

2008-06-05T04:59:00.000-07:00

I wonder what number one on the list is.
Anarchists cookbook perhaps?

I remember someone reading this to me when I was i...

2008-06-05T02:13:00.000-07:00

I remember someone reading this to me when I was in Kindergarten I think.

I thought it was weird back then but I was too innocent to know how creepy it is.

"Mhh, I should check out Dave's blog before going ...

2008-06-04T23:51:00.000-07:00

"Mhh, I should check out Dave's blog before going to sleep, maybe he has a new entry I can laugh at"

Man, I had no idea....

What I wanna know, is why the mom is on all fours ...

2008-06-04T22:56:00.000-07:00

What I wanna know, is why the mom is on all fours in the first two pictures...

"Number 8 is The Silence of the Lambs."So the Sata...

2008-06-04T22:50:00.000-07:00

"Number 8 is The Silence of the Lambs."

So the Satanic Bible is Number 9? Figures.

FLARRGLEBLARG!!!! IT FAILS.

*refrains from making comment about [GM]Dave's mum...

2008-06-04T21:30:00.000-07:00

*refrains from making comment about [GM]Dave's mum*

My mom cried every time I read that to her. I boug...

2008-06-04T20:45:00.000-07:00

My mom cried every time I read that to her. I bought it for her for mothers day last year and she said it was the best thing ever.

hahahahahahaha i remember being read this when i w...

2008-06-04T20:03:00.000-07:00

hahahahahahaha i remember being read this when i was younger and thinking the same thing =