<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post8838610872167893702..comments</id><updated>2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Bannable Offenses: Someone Shoot Me</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html'/><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/"/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>25</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5405261524380899497</id><published>2008-10-09T12:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T12:07:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>last time i was in the emergency room i broke my f...</title><content type='html'>last time i was in the emergency room i broke my foot from 2 fatass wrestlers fell on it. 6 hours in the waiting room and one of the nurses comes out and says &quot;Oh right you need a room&quot;. so then they move me to this other room with a bed and 3 hours later the doctor comes in and says &quot;Ok lets get some X-rays&quot; and an hour or so after that he returns to say &quot;Good News, your foots not broken. kbye&quot;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;i hate the ER.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5405261524380899497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5405261524380899497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223579220000#c5405261524380899497' title=''/><author><name>Dezarn</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10412798612585438370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-665683769"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:07 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3822755434970266704</id><published>2008-10-08T19:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T19:38:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So what are you going to do about the mold issue d...</title><content type='html'>So what are you going to do about the mold issue due to all the water damage?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Oh....and you haven&#39;t even gotten the bills yet either....&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Just thought I&#39;d point those things out in case you had forgotten or over looked them.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I&#39;m a helper!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/3822755434970266704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/3822755434970266704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223519880000#c3822755434970266704' title=''/><author><name>Leut</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/14031285497047212882</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-987771349"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:38 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6894963662396035558</id><published>2008-10-08T19:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T19:23:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I wanna see pictures! Video card and finger.I had ...</title><content type='html'>I wanna see pictures! Video card and finger.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I had a shard of glass go through my finger. I rushed to the emergency and it took forever. Every time I go in it takes for ever! Anyway, i was holding it in a paper towel and it looked like my finger got cut off so I played along and told the doctor that it did... &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I guess that actually happens because he shrugged and asked how!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/6894963662396035558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/6894963662396035558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223518980000#c6894963662396035558' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/15581507447791047997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-713574453"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:23 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2035004856060808753</id><published>2008-10-08T16:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T16:34:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I wonder if blood would be good for liquid cooling...</title><content type='html'>I wonder if blood would be good for liquid cooling in a computer.  Do you think blood banks would look at me funny if I tried to withdraw?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2035004856060808753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2035004856060808753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223508840000#c2035004856060808753' title=''/><author><name>Kenny</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/02328376888081378486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx--EoHMA7lTEucGKvbYVIyhWphVf2b56hpnCHgh0aMGVo2CBMtDxMQDc9uH08HfWqw-Px47aVzX8KY1a4Y3pENZwekQ3do6tqY_bwL8f854tF885O18a1yOHy38jrVV4/s220/icevolcano_fulle.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1995135654"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="4:34 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1903918149447920063</id><published>2008-10-08T15:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T15:49:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funniest... post... ever.I&#39;m sorry about all that ...</title><content type='html'>Funniest... post... ever.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I&#39;m sorry about all that happened to you Dave. But I am utterly grateful to you for turning it into a tirade of laughs for us. I&#39;m sure you wouldn&#39;t have done if you didn&#39;t want us to laugh at it.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Thanks, Dave, you really brightened what was turning into a depressing week.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1903918149447920063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1903918149447920063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223506140000#c1903918149447920063' title=''/><author><name>Aen</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17949185178511675701</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-106236784"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="3:49 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6439592775445009425</id><published>2008-10-08T14:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T14:51:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tomorrow is going to be better..  Or perhaps next ...</title><content type='html'>Tomorrow is going to be better..  Or perhaps next week...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/6439592775445009425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/6439592775445009425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223502660000#c6439592775445009425' title=''/><author><name>llwang</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09640585828488552231</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-219975168"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:51 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5518266366495759412</id><published>2008-10-08T14:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T14:10:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Of course I have a heart. In my case, however, my ...</title><content type='html'>Of course I have a heart. In my case, however, my heart is actually a singularity fueled by rage and hate.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Since this generates a fair amount of heat, I decided it would be best to go with a liquid cooling system. Hence, the blood.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5518266366495759412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5518266366495759412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223500200000#c5518266366495759412' title=''/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1722216670"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:10 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2638466730400893266</id><published>2008-10-08T13:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T13:52:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>[GM]Dave bleeds? But- but that would imply that he...</title><content type='html'>[GM]Dave bleeds? But- but that would imply that he has a heart. THE CONTRADICTION IS BAFFLING</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2638466730400893266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2638466730400893266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223499120000#c2638466730400893266' title=''/><author><name>Tyler</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/07329334670765284579</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1214124856"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:52 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8749663128122708217</id><published>2008-10-08T12:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T12:32:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Very funny.  You&#39;re a good writer.</title><content type='html'>Very funny.  You&#39;re a good writer.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8749663128122708217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8749663128122708217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223494320000#c8749663128122708217' title=''/><author><name>Ara</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/00781011975149955968</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-or4ZVKI507M/TjWVCMCxpJI/AAAAAAAAAOU/O2Tfq-dzNyQ/s220/Screen%2Bshot%2B2011-07-31%2Bat%2B%2B12.24.19%2BAM%2B.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1272141133"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:32 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1940338067782208634</id><published>2008-10-08T07:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T07:58:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wow.You&#39;re one step away from having someone take ...</title><content type='html'>Wow.&lt;BR/&gt;You&#39;re one step away from having someone take you out back and shoot you to put you out of your misery. I hope you&#39;re able to shake off murphy&#39;s law.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1940338067782208634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1940338067782208634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223477880000#c1940338067782208634' title=''/><author><name>Bobby</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/06024439769287545403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4JTuyt4aCkyDBZ8Y7GrnOtbY__GKlXvJ7qVRSM729ZCEmsHDgi4kne2PEAwWlZxDPZscgIRiBdiAlRS-0Z4rnanwVqcDvkmrlTgKCUPaWBbzRbLcLOmGr48utDTEqoiw/s220/100_1071.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1620563337"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:58 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5817910163123922207</id><published>2008-10-08T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T06:59:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is a switch. Normally, I&#39;m having shitty week...</title><content type='html'>This is a switch. Normally, I&#39;m having shitty weeks while everyone else is having awesome weeks. Now Dave is having a shitty week, and my week is just normal. Where is my awesome week?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5817910163123922207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5817910163123922207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223474340000#c5817910163123922207' title=''/><author><name>Bufuman</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17469148587840239610</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_25vX0uZFJn8/SBX9cgMc2jI/AAAAAAAAAAM/x81rOz7yOf8/S220/Asian+President.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-781923396"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="6:59 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8752381818958670185</id><published>2008-10-08T06:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T06:41:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Glad to hear I&#39;m not the only one this week has sh...</title><content type='html'>Glad to hear I&#39;m not the only one this week has shit on. Somehow, that makes me feel better.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hope the finger feels better, and that you got good pain meds. I bet it&#39;s throbbing like a bitch right now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8752381818958670185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8752381818958670185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223473260000#c8752381818958670185' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/04889393298623814050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1662057459"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="6:41 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5604930143538901648</id><published>2008-10-08T05:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T05:47:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You do realize that duct tape tears pretty easily,...</title><content type='html'>You do realize that duct tape tears pretty easily, right?&lt;BR/&gt;What the heck were you using a box cutter for?&lt;BR/&gt;That is the home repair version of being a n00b.&lt;BR/&gt;I do have to say that there have been quite a few &quot;inventing new cus words&quot; kind of injuries in my past, so the best advice I can give is, work smarter not harder.&lt;BR/&gt;Plumbing issues = turn off the water main, and then leisurely repair the damaged pipe.  You may want to invest in some of that cold weld putty stuff, keep it in the kitchen junk drawer.  It isn&#39;t a permanent fix, but it works better than tape, and if you&#39;re feeling paranoid, or just want to play with duct tape (love duct tape) you can always wrap the putty in tape after it dries.&lt;BR/&gt;Hope it works out for you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5604930143538901648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5604930143538901648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223470020000#c5604930143538901648' title=''/><author><name>JAFO</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/07878495630250584033</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-550243591"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:47 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1491995480249424337</id><published>2008-10-08T03:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T03:32:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch, Dave. &amp;gt;&amp;lt; Hope your finger gets better....</title><content type='html'>Ouch, Dave. &amp;gt;&amp;lt; Hope your finger gets better. I&amp;#39;ve had a nasty week full of RL drama, GL drama, and a back-pain caused by my old mattress that won&amp;#39;t go away. Is it everyone&amp;#39;s bad week?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Sucks that I was eating while reading the part about the stitches and bleeding. x__x;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&amp;quot;Funny story, did you know they charge money for new video cards? That should be against the law.&amp;quot;&lt;BR/&gt;I agree completely, because my old PC used for FFXI was a 32. &amp;gt;&amp;lt;; I wanna get my sister on FFXI. Lol. [/Rambling]</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1491995480249424337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/1491995480249424337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223461920000#c1491995480249424337' title=''/><author><name>Vagu&#39;Stae</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/16523620600759021994</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqHK2Socnxa0d7PGpRzQkvJ5eK96zWmUwN44eIzeprSUw4kZEUD1o5XczDSH3_QSTIWHd6hdoHPB7tXWeeUsvfhyAvom963M5Qfqrv0VbZ4CSyEmF0XeHHLQ94iSB0ew/s220/AndyAvatar.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1895973851"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="3:32 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-9028790170970001356</id><published>2008-10-08T03:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T03:15:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I feel your pain on the old video card.  Anytime I...</title><content type='html'>I feel your pain on the old video card.  Anytime I have to play on my laptop I&#39;m using a 16MB card.  While you might say, &quot;But the minimum requirements say 32MB card,&quot; fuck off, it works.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/9028790170970001356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/9028790170970001356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223460900000#c9028790170970001356' title=''/><author><name>Kenny</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/02328376888081378486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx--EoHMA7lTEucGKvbYVIyhWphVf2b56hpnCHgh0aMGVo2CBMtDxMQDc9uH08HfWqw-Px47aVzX8KY1a4Y3pENZwekQ3do6tqY_bwL8f854tF885O18a1yOHy38jrVV4/s220/icevolcano_fulle.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1995135654"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="3:15 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2697262526849935401</id><published>2008-10-08T00:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T00:40:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>that is funny about the flipping switches because ...</title><content type='html'>that is funny about the flipping switches because i know a few gm&#39;s that spend their time running magnets over servers ^.^ hope your finger heals well, hope it doesnt take jormy out for a while and yeah i have had the whole no phone but dsl, i have also had no phone, no dsl, for two weeks while the phone company that just changed their name had to find a map and use not only both their hands, but everyone elses hands to find their own ass</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2697262526849935401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2697262526849935401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223451600000#c2697262526849935401' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05152312347264817570</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-348454196"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:40 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-709762650201809536</id><published>2008-10-08T00:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T00:38:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>*comfort*Step on a piece of glass and they give yo...</title><content type='html'>*comfort*&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Step on a piece of glass and they give you a tetanus booster, too.  Doctors are really fond of tetanus boosters. On the bright side, you bought yourself at least 5 years before they will do it again. And it&#39;s better than lockjaw.  At least, that&#39;s what I told myself for the whole week(!) that arm hurt.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/709762650201809536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/709762650201809536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223451480000#c709762650201809536' title=''/><author><name>Bad Candy</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09902375741301359593</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-579690310"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:38 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-364828446623384086</id><published>2008-10-07T22:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T22:33:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Well that OR there could be a bad post on the red ...</title><content type='html'>Well that OR there could be a bad post on the red &amp;amp; green terminals of the phone box on the outside of your house.  The wires on that side could broken as well. DSL uses the other side of the wiring for data. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Anytime you cut yourself with anything metal it&amp;#39;s an automatic Tetanus shot, unless you&amp;#39;ve had one on the past seven years.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Your week sucked, hardcore, but hey, it could have been worse.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/364828446623384086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/364828446623384086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223443980000#c364828446623384086' title=''/><author><name>Church</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09524881468079205015</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dieYHKbQAEQ/ULLqOGRp2oI/AAAAAAAAAD8/jdXGimoF60A/s220/Candy_man2_120x120.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1749711942"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:33 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8564250033787803461</id><published>2008-10-07T22:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T22:16:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes, chris, except replace &#39;flipping off&#39; with &#39;ur...</title><content type='html'>Yes, chris, except replace &lt;BR/&gt;&#39;flipping off&#39; &lt;BR/&gt;with &lt;BR/&gt;&#39;urinating on&#39;.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8564250033787803461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8564250033787803461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223442960000#c8564250033787803461' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09520454839290954367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1021593024"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:16 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5855584028811386258</id><published>2008-10-07T21:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T21:55:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Phone companies are run by people who get their ki...</title><content type='html'>Phone companies are run by people who get their kicks by randomly flipping off switches on equipment.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5855584028811386258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/5855584028811386258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223441700000#c5855584028811386258' title=''/><author><name>Sparf</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09115343923352050200</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5leL51UAFDOOOxfjQ7mR-HosAiVrgGy4Wh-7LPEYOLLnsNDmmgFfLY7ekYgrX0GaD7UfcLxqfJuTgFRDHHCyUdmr829o8v8qGgw0pLrat_A5fAmYOTWg49604RFE2YA/s1600-r/TourPhotos027.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1775270682"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:55 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-782779982761580627</id><published>2008-10-07T21:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T21:21:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Do we have the same phone provider or something? W...</title><content type='html'>Do we have the same phone provider or something? We had the exact same thing happen here. No dial tone, DSL still going strong. It apparently IS possible.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/782779982761580627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/782779982761580627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223439660000#c782779982761580627' title=''/><author><name>Midnight Voyager</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/16113203019272361134</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-866916832"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:21 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8882420067972767023</id><published>2008-10-07T21:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T21:06:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Glad to see I am not the only one having a horribl...</title><content type='html'>Glad to see I am not the only one having a horrible week.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8882420067972767023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/8882420067972767023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223438760000#c8882420067972767023' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/07618779186910067313</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1815214301"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:06 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-382465828934132359</id><published>2008-10-07T20:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T20:56:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh well...shit happens.Least you still have enough...</title><content type='html'>Oh well...shit happens.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Least you still have enough sense to laugh it off, Dave...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/382465828934132359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/382465828934132359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223438160000#c382465828934132359' title=''/><author><name>J. Scarper</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/13344318407142117728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1399506336"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:56 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4944952076780825067</id><published>2008-10-07T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T20:29:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Please dont send Jormy after me but I laughed so h...</title><content type='html'>Please dont send Jormy after me but I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/4944952076780825067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/4944952076780825067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223436540000#c4944952076780825067' title=''/><author><name>Meilin</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/03334174854881362076</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5K7TvVxSiI/SMEvyb4vwZI/AAAAAAAAAB8/M8syfo9gyQA/S220/what+happened.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-312354477"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:29 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2323461560790639429</id><published>2008-10-07T20:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T20:18:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>lmao xD That&#39;s horrible. Poor Dave. Hopefully that...</title><content type='html'>lmao xD That&#39;s horrible. Poor Dave. Hopefully that wasn&#39;t your Jormy-Death button pushing finger. ^^;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2323461560790639429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/8838610872167893702/comments/default/2323461560790639429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html?showComment=1223435880000#c2323461560790639429' title=''/><author><name>Siegtaru</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17854916963993024886</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/10/someone-shoot-me.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8838610872167893702' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/8838610872167893702' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1649423997"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:18 PM"/></entry></feed>