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lol... my youngest did that once... she woke up sc...

2009-12-06T12:02:45.901-08:00

lol... my youngest did that once... she woke up screaming and when i went in there she could hardly talk.. and i said.. or.. panicked more like it... "WHATS WRONG!!!!" and she looked at me and calmly said with a pouty face mind you.. "I didnt get to finish coraline jones" it was like 3 in the morning and i had to work at 6... fun stuff.

Wait... What the heck is "handy manny"?...

2009-11-26T05:26:45.810-08:00

Wait...

What the heck is "handy manny"?

@ Blueyez: Nice.

2009-11-25T22:21:54.508-08:00

@ Blueyez: Nice.

"I now pronounce you, man and application. yo...

2009-11-25T11:30:01.180-08:00

"I now pronounce you, man and application. you may now compile the bride into an executable."

Yeah totally off topic but that made me giggle!

Totally off-topic, but Dave I think you should hav...

2009-11-25T08:31:37.195-08:00

Totally off-topic, but Dave I think you should have a look at this... I'd really like to hear your take on it.

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What the hell.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/dpgo-Man-to-Marry-2D-Virtual-Girlfriend-mb-200911211258828337252

No no, this isn't someone marrying a girlfriend they met through a virtual game online. this is a guy who is marrying the girl that is generated from the game. (for the mmorpg players, an NPC... non-player character). he's marrying a computer program! the girl doesn't actually exist... and has no life at all! (johnny 5, ALIVE!) it's a bunch of pixel displays of a 3D mesh with textures applied that's scripted to give the illusion of movement and screen outputs of text (and possibly sound outputs) and event listeners to react with a pre-programmed set of responses to whatever the user does to interact with the program based on a skewed window of interaction (ie. keyboard and mouse... the program can only interact based on commands entered from these 2 devices which more than likely has been made easier based on pre-programmed macros). What that means in non-geek is IT'S NOT A LIVING PERSON!

2 gay people have difficulty and criticism and life-threats when it comes to getting married, but a man and a computer program? NO problem there! They're REALLY setting the model for proper family values.

"I now pronounce you, man and application. you may now compile the bride into an executable."

even funnier is if you read at the end another couple's marriage was "threatened" by the husband's virtual girlfriend.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

I thought this was pretty funny.

I've had things like that happen to me before ...

2009-11-25T08:12:25.200-08:00

I've had things like that happen to me before when I was little, where I'd wake up freaking out about something I forgot to do like 3 months ago.

One of the more interesting memories of my childhood, huh...

Welcome to the "wonderful" world of pare...

2009-11-24T23:37:36.589-08:00

Welcome to the "wonderful" world of parenting, Dave.
Just be glad that you only have one. I've got 2 kids and have forgotten the meaning of a full night's sleep.

But, shouldn't your daughter have seen the majority of the Handy Manny shows already? My son isn't even 2 yet, and I'm almost positive that he's seen them all (if you don't include some of the newer series).

Worst case scenario... you know what to buy her for Xmas :D

wow Dave that's brilliant, haven't laughed...

2009-11-24T22:09:46.675-08:00

wow Dave that's brilliant, haven't laughed that hard in a while, especially at the Jormy comment.

Keep up the good work.

priceless

2009-11-24T21:40:35.260-08:00

priceless