Comments on Bannable Offenses: Verbatim

You can tell lesbians are done the same way you ca...

2008-07-24T15:14:00.000-07:00

You can tell lesbians are done the same way you can tell its time to get out of the pool....

.....prune fingers.....

Congratulations! You've had a conversation ripped ...

2008-07-24T10:04:00.000-07:00

Congratulations! You've had a conversation ripped straight out of an unrated Seinfeld episode.

Dave, you're cool and all, but fuck you must be a ...

2008-07-21T04:30:00.000-07:00

Dave, you're cool and all, but fuck you must be a shit lay.

Also, I thought I'd be generous and make everyone angry at me for fucking up anything worksafe rather than you by linking this: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sex_moves.

inb4 rules 1 and 2, they only applied when the site wasn't completely dead.

You really do have awesome conversations!

2008-07-21T04:08:00.000-07:00

You really do have awesome conversations!

Well...have you seen The Dark Knight, Dave?! Have...

2008-07-20T15:38:00.000-07:00

Well...have you seen The Dark Knight, Dave?! Have you!?!? Also, I agree with the need for more convos.

Lesbians and alcohol are always a winning combinat...

2008-07-20T14:14:00.000-07:00

Lesbians and alcohol are always a winning combination.

The Donkey Punch...I weep for humanity >.<

2008-07-20T10:20:00.000-07:00

The Donkey Punch...

I weep for humanity >.<

2008-07-20T06:11:00.000-07:00

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Man I feel sorry for Susan if you can't tell when ...

2008-07-20T06:06:00.000-07:00

Man I feel sorry for Susan if you can't tell when a woman is done.

Hell!I'd go drinking with you.Get a babysitter...

2008-07-20T05:49:00.000-07:00

Hell!
I'd go drinking with you.
Get a babysitter & bring Susan.
^^

[GM]Dave>> ...[GM]Dave>> We have the b...

2008-07-20T05:22:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave>> ...
[GM]Dave>> We have the best conversations.

You'll not find a single person here who disagrees with you.

Also, donkey punch isn't that bad. Now, you want something REALLY nasty, look up the iced dragon. Or my personal favorite, the raccoon.

...don't judge me.

"Don't Google that"...it's like saying "now don't ...

2008-07-20T00:11:00.000-07:00

"Don't Google that"

...

it's like saying "now don't turn around, but...."

or
"don't think of purple elephants"

You're assuming that women don't ever have...

2008-07-19T21:15:00.001-07:00

You're assuming that women don't ever have that same mind blowing, energy killing, can't go on any longer GOD PLEASE let me roll over and pass out, release. >.>

We need to see more of your conversations with him...

2008-07-19T21:15:00.000-07:00

We need to see more of your conversations with him ^_^
Also
FIRST!