Comments on Bannable Offenses: Enough Already...

This looks like a job for GOBLIN SMITHY! drop him...

2009-09-21T07:00:32.772-07:00

This looks like a job for GOBLIN SMITHY! drop him in by parachute armed with his trusty dagger and ball-peen hammer. the hammer is to break kayne west's kneecaps to stop him from making further interruptions, and the dagger is just for any extra fun.

Then we'll have a digestion period for Jormy, after which [GM]Dave can whack him with a banstick.

... i need to make some calls...

Kanye who? Taylor what? Guess I've been gettin...

2009-09-20T18:32:30.610-07:00

Kanye who? Taylor what? Guess I've been getting good at avoiding stupidity on the internet.

You know what's funny? I've heard rumors t...

2009-09-20T14:00:38.787-07:00

You know what's funny? I've heard rumors that Jay-Z asked Kanye to do it, so that Beyonce could look like a class act. I don't know if she was in on it though. This information came from a forum I frequent, from one guy who claimed to work for Jay-Z. Though the people on said forum are often full of crap, so I don't know if this is true or not. Wouldn't surprise me one bit though.

In other unrelated news, Jormungand was reported t...

2009-09-20T12:32:57.138-07:00

In other unrelated news, Jormungand was reported to be in a state of famished hunger. When our own Chippo-Hippo sat down to interview him, he asked the painfully obvious question "Are you sick of the idiots Using Kanye's line incessantly over and over?" Jormungand simply replied "ROOOAARRR!" Best as we can tell, that means yes. Sadly we may never hear the rest of the interview due to the fact that Jormy ate Chippo before it was concluded. It is the opinion of our editorial staff that Mr. Jormungand is famished and that idiots starting GM calls with "Yo Imma let you finish but..." should be immediately rolled up in a bacon biscuit like a "piggy-in-the-blankie" and offered to Jorm to hopefully coax him to regurgiate our dear friend Chippo.

It's not funny, it's retarded and rude. Ka...

2009-09-20T01:13:19.906-07:00

It's not funny, it's retarded and rude.
Kanye is an idiot for realizing the awards are a sham... What happens if they give Beyonce the award? Nothing, she's already famous, she already has endorsements EVERYWHERE, and she already has a huge fan base. Give the award to Taylor Swift though and you can probably make more money.
High five, Kanye, you've been an idiot for years.

2009-09-19T23:00:37.166-07:00

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@Leut: "Nuff said, thanks.

2009-09-19T14:32:07.798-07:00

@Leut: "Nuff said, thanks.

The saddest thing about this? WHO THE HELL CARES?...

2009-09-19T13:38:26.553-07:00

The saddest thing about this?

WHO THE HELL CARES????

Seriously. Kanye West? That no-talent-piece needs to go away. And, Taylor whowassit? Shut up.

Everyone....shut....the....hell..up...

People actually send GM calls with that?!

2009-09-19T12:39:33.671-07:00

People actually send GM calls with that?!

Yo Dave I know you like FF and I'm happy for y...

2009-09-19T10:06:14.244-07:00

Yo Dave I know you like FF and I'm happy for you but Guild Wars is the best MMO o-gets shot-

YO GM, I'm really happy for yuh, and I'mma...

2009-09-19T08:49:41.147-07:00

YO GM, I'm really happy for yuh, and I'mma let yuh finish, but Shippo has the best rants of all time... of ALL TIME.

I count myself among the lucky!

2009-09-19T08:09:56.092-07:00

I count myself among the lucky!

Only really funny one I've seen was the pictur...

2009-09-19T06:03:35.157-07:00

Only really funny one I've seen was the picture I saw on Encyclopedia Dramatica of Kanye recursively interrupting himself.

Yo Packrick Swayze I know you just died and all an...

2009-09-19T04:13:59.608-07:00

Yo Packrick Swayze I know you just died and all and Imma let you finish, but Michael Jackson's death was the best one this year.

Never heard it before...

2009-09-19T00:36:24.436-07:00

Never heard it before...

I know exactly what you mean. It was a little funn...

2009-09-18T22:34:05.301-07:00

I know exactly what you mean. It was a little funny at first, but now it's just tiring....