Comments on Bannable Offenses: What... The... F&%#?

Retarded. This has just GOT to be the most compell...

2008-10-14T01:07:00.000-07:00

Retarded.

This has just GOT to be the most compelling story about retards I've ever read here.

At last; the culinary equivalent of vaporware. You...

2008-10-12T21:45:00.000-07:00

At last; the culinary equivalent of vaporware. You did notice that it doesn't actually exist as a product for sale, right?

"We plan to begin selling Gamer Grub both in retail stores and online during the first part of 2009."
-- from the "Grubsphere" page.

Translation: "Real soon." Just like the overdue bug fix long-ago announced for [insert name of software here].

Oh, and ... Dave? Much very nice work lately. You continue to ... well ... rock. May your spectrum always spread.

I would still buy one just for teh lulz tho

2008-10-12T04:10:00.000-07:00

I would still buy one just for teh lulz tho

I lol'd :P

2008-10-10T19:33:00.000-07:00

I lol'd :P

Ingredients: Peanuts, Peanut Butter Chips, Strawbe...

2008-10-10T15:52:00.000-07:00

Ingredients: Peanuts, Peanut Butter Chips, Strawberry Jelly Chips, Bread Cubes

What the hell is a jelly chip? Are those bread cubes actually going to be bread, or rock hard stale crap, like bland flavorless croutons?

...I'd actually be willing to try the pizza and chocolate blends, though. Screw the marketing, I like chocolate and cherries, and I'm intrigued by the idea of a "mozzarella peanut" not being greasy.

It's like, if there was some sort of FF-based snac...

2008-10-10T12:40:00.000-07:00

It's like, if there was some sort of FF-based snack, people would buy it (aka, the potions) Or if Blizzard started selling "mana biscuits", people would buy it. It's the specific franchises gamers are interested in, not generic shit like this.

@shadowcaster: where in the world did you get the ...

2008-10-10T12:35:00.000-07:00

@shadowcaster: where in the world did you get the idea that this is a liquid form? it's a trail mix type of snack, not some liquid goo.

Chocolate,PB&J,Pizza?Okay, I guess?Wasabi?!? H...

2008-10-10T12:26:00.000-07:00

Chocolate,
PB&J,
Pizza?

Okay, I guess?

Wasabi?!? How are my watering eyes and uncontrollable sniffling going help me snipe noobs?

Old news to me. Penny Arcade did a comic about thi...

2008-10-10T12:21:00.000-07:00

Old news to me. Penny Arcade did a comic about this last week, with much the same reaction you had, Dave.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/3/

Doesn't make this "Gamer Grub" any less WTF-worthy though. These people need to get kicked in the teeth.

I find 'strategy chocolate' the most amusing, myse...

2008-10-10T09:41:00.000-07:00

I find 'strategy chocolate' the most amusing, myself. Isn't there something about chocolate releasing endorphins that are similar to the ones released when you're in love? I don't know about anyone else, but I didn't do most of my strategic planning while on a love high.

That might be just me, though.

I have to admit.. the idea of "strategy chocolate"...

2008-10-10T07:52:00.000-07:00

I have to admit.. the idea of "strategy chocolate" makes me giggle.

But wow.. that's a level of retarded rarely seen outside the special bus with the kids that lick the windows.

..........just.............wow....What the hell pe...

2008-10-10T05:31:00.000-07:00

..........

just...

..........

wow....

What the hell people? who the hell wants to eat a liquid PB&J or a liquid Pizza...??? Did they even really think this through? .. i mean.. just a LITTLE?

..no?

..........Figures.

this reminds me of brondo from idiocracy......."bu...

2008-10-09T23:01:00.000-07:00

this reminds me of brondo from idiocracy......."but its got electrolites!" great movie, watch it sometime... it will make you cry because of things like this lol

Does it really take a "scientist" to figure out th...

2008-10-09T22:54:00.000-07:00

Does it really take a "scientist" to figure out that food increases your ability to perform actions?

Isn't that the exact purpose of food?

I lol'd at that one. Common sense goes out the window when profit's involved. :P

You know what that Gamer Grub container looks like...

2008-10-09T22:19:00.000-07:00

You know what that Gamer Grub container looks like. It looks like a FRIGGIN CHEETOES CONTAINER WITH A NEW LABEL ON IT!

"Eat Well and Prosper"... I knew this sounded fami...

2008-10-09T21:58:00.000-07:00

"Eat Well and Prosper"... I knew this sounded familiar.

"Live Long and Prosper" Quote sounds familiar?

Just slap a dude doing a Vulcan salute on the bottle why don't you?

This really doesn't help the whole stereotype people have about gamers you know... What's next? Gaming Steroids?

I can see it already, it's going to be called G'roids

WTF!?!?Action Pizza??!!?Racing Wasabi?!?!!?Strateg...

2008-10-09T21:05:00.000-07:00

WTF!?!?

Action Pizza??!!?
Racing Wasabi?!?!!?
Strategy Chocolate!??!!?
Sports PB&J!?!?!?!?!

You have to really be kidding me... I think I'm going to find a corner somewhere and let a little piece of me die inside.

You know, I almost feel stupider due to that messa...

2008-10-09T20:57:00.000-07:00

You know, I almost feel stupider due to that message, but the truth had to be revealed, I suppose.

Action Pizza? Racing Wasabi? Strategy Chocolate? Sports PB&J?!
WTF!!!

Slay me, oh gods of gaming, for Gaming Heaven must be a better place.

Can't you see that we're nutrient deficient? We ne...

2008-10-09T20:27:00.000-07:00

Can't you see that we're nutrient deficient? We need HARDCORE FOODZ to fuel our HARDCORE HEALTH NEEDS.

Gosh.

... I hate people in the food industry now.

echoing that WTF??Though I can see this crap playi...

2008-10-09T20:23:00.000-07:00

echoing that WTF??

Though I can see this crap playing into the self-delusion of hardcore male gamers that they're super-studly because they're can beat a stupid game...

Never underestimate the capacity of human self-delusion.

First and WTF?

2008-10-09T19:45:00.000-07:00

First

and WTF?