Comments on Bannable Offenses: Shoot Me

Dyamalos: I've got just what you need. Samsung...

2009-09-01T16:58:08.779-07:00

Dyamalos: I've got just what you need. Samsung makes a pretty good robot sentry gun that can be set for either human supervised or completely automated operation. It was designed to keep the batshit insane north koreans from crossing the DMZ to kidnap people and god knows what else (not exaggerating here) so you know it's up to the job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMkV8E2re9U

The things have been so successful that they are now selling them on the international market.

2009-09-01T01:05:44.919-07:00

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damn right zelda is top priority, although i don&#...

2009-08-31T10:18:47.218-07:00

damn right zelda is top priority, although i don't know how far that's gonna fly hearing it from a commenter named 'Hylian'. :P

I would suggest you take Susan to visit YOUR parents, but I'm not sure who would suffer more in that case... you, your mother, or susan. or maybe the baby suffers the most overall from either parental visit.

whatever.

c'mon dave, everything is made better with whiskey isn't it? no, maybe not made perfect, but better than it was... right?

ah well, think this comforting thought: at least you aren't visiting your own parents. getting past the "you banned my character, son, now you die" conversation at dinner probably won't blow over well.

It's funny even in high school I was always bi...

2009-08-31T07:41:06.930-07:00

It's funny even in high school I was always bigger than the fathers of the girls i was dating. They never scared me. I actually like my inlaws. Go figure.

Dave with all due respect but if my wife's par...

2009-08-31T06:35:52.258-07:00

Dave with all due respect but if my wife's parents did anything like that I would :

1) Punch the mother in the face

2) Punch the father if he tried to hit me

3) Leave the house coolly then grab the car and drive home , while talking with a lawyer on the phone about divorce papers

4) When wife comes home to bitch about it , show her divorce papers and say that if she doesn't shut up she can find another husband.

Terrible things to his daughter? More like fun, fu...

2009-08-30T14:54:57.663-07:00

Terrible things to his daughter? More like fun, fun things :) It is how you got a kid

No Zelda? Exactly how is that a vacation? Zelda is...

2009-08-30T13:34:10.281-07:00

No Zelda? Exactly how is that a vacation? Zelda is priority number one!

Just yell "The internet is a series of tubes&...

2009-08-30T03:12:25.453-07:00

Just yell "The internet is a series of tubes" and walk away.

By the way, technophobes need to be shot, with automated remote and/or AI controlled turrets. And instead of bullets, we fire batteries and old virtual boy games at them. then, we dump old computers in with their mass grave, cover it up, and open up an apple store with attached gamestop on top of it.

Dave, remember all those times you faked sickness ...

2009-08-29T23:29:38.755-07:00

Dave, remember all those times you faked sickness so you could stay at home and play FFXI?

...

Well, play it without dealing with the retards?

As much?

Hint hint hint.

Dude, fake sick. Tell her you got the AIDS or something.

@Bookwyrmpoet if they say the internet is the wor...

2009-08-29T22:07:51.029-07:00

@Bookwyrmpoet

if they say the internet is the work of the devil and will destroy the minds of children... why do they have it?

man, you get a lecture on blinds? I would kill for...

2009-08-29T21:25:11.558-07:00

man, you get a lecture on blinds? I would kill for that, I get lectured on how the internet is the work of the devil and will destroy the minds of the world's children... etc etc. I can't even take out my DS inside their houses, its like they have hidden cameras or something ><. but hey, at least you survived it right? what doesnt kill you, makes you stronger and all that jazz