Comments on Bannable Offenses: Just A Small Token...

Ya know.. World of Warcraft has been using USB Key...

2009-03-12T19:39:00.000-07:00

Ya know.. World of Warcraft has been using USB Keys for a while now...

...which is a compliment, in case you were unsure....

2009-03-12T10:48:00.000-07:00

...which is a compliment, in case you were unsure. Not a very good one, but still.

I love you so much. You're like the evil version ...

2009-03-12T10:47:00.000-07:00

I love you so much. You're like the evil version of my geography teacher.

Maybe, just maybe...I know in my little particular...

2009-03-12T04:57:00.000-07:00

Maybe, just maybe...
I know in my little particular corner of hell, there is a minute taker an every meeting jotting down notes...also...there are quite a few other people at these meetings. If you wanted to, you could very easily put 27 meetings worth of transcripts into an anonymous interoffice envelope with the specific lines of text highlighted (we all know upper level managers don't read unless there are pretty colors or pictures involved) and then send it over to whoever promoted him. Take a chance, see what happens.
Either that, or wait until he leaves his office, pop in and send an email to his direct supervisor complimenting their genitals. Maybe make a few suggestions on "getting together" to properly admire them. *optional* refer to melted butter, silk ties and interesting uses for "C" clamps...

So, this awesome idea that you thought up, got him...

2009-03-11T18:15:00.000-07:00

So, this awesome idea that you thought up, got him a job where he tries to think up awesome ideas? I see a flaw in this little strategy of his, namely that he's going to get shit-canned when he's unable to think up another awesome idea. The universe will work in mysterious ways.

Unless, of course, other people are dumb enough to give him more awesome ideas.

So, you know what you must now do. Start killing other people.

If this really did happen and you want to get just...

2009-03-11T16:58:00.000-07:00

If this really did happen and you want to get justice, you probably already know what to do....

....seek legal coucil? Hell no.

Ninjas.

It's not a USB key it's a keyfob. You push a butto...

2009-03-11T16:35:00.000-07:00

It's not a USB key it's a keyfob. You push a button and then enter the code displayed on the screen along with your account password when you log in.

If it's the same as Blizzard's (and it looks like it is the exact same VASCO keyfob with an SE logo instead of a Blizzard one) then it contains a clock and some secure encryption hardware along with a unique serial number. It encodes the current time using the serial as the key. SE's servers know how to decrypt this and if the key was generated within the last 30 seconds it will be accepted. One specific fob is tied to your account and only that one can be used to log in with.

Don't worry about RMT cracking this. It's a practical impossibility to break it by looking at the previous passwords (think decades if you had every computer on earth working on it). Even governments are unable to break a properly designed one time password system. The fob itself is tamper resistant and will destroy itself if someone attempts to break into it physically to get at the hardware inside.

Congratulations! You have caught up to WoW's level...

2009-03-11T15:48:00.000-07:00

Congratulations! You have caught up to WoW's level of acccount security!....pity most of the players are still morons...

[GM]Dave,As a fellow oppressor we can only admire ...

2009-03-11T08:00:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave,

As a fellow oppressor we can only admire your futile attempts at enforcing your dominion.
Seeing that somehow you have managed to enlist quite a following of on-line lambs.

As a fellow writer we would welcome your recognition. Be it as peers or eternal Nemesi.

Ex

P.S.: There will be no handing out of European nations, no matter how small, without my say-so.

So where exactly is this office of his? Just out o...

2009-03-11T06:50:00.000-07:00

So where exactly is this office of his?

Just out of innocent curiosity.

Yea, Blizz beat you to it again (as they always se...

2009-03-11T05:50:00.000-07:00

Yea, Blizz beat you to it again (as they always seem to do :D)

A sad reflection of Final Fantasy XI's developers ...

2009-03-11T01:54:00.000-07:00

A sad reflection of Final Fantasy XI's developers when people are promoted from stealing ideas from Blizzard, oh wait...

Well, that's terrible. Happens all the time, whic...

2009-03-10T21:02:00.000-07:00

Well, that's terrible. Happens all the time, which is more terrible, but still. *comfort huggle*

Dave, you will fly at him like a lemur monkey. And...

2009-03-10T20:14:00.000-07:00

Dave, you will fly at him like a lemur monkey. And then you will burn his office down.

And then he'll get a new, bigger office withmore pay for his "trauma". Life sucks that way.

you mean to tell me that you didnt strangle the ne...

2009-03-10T20:10:00.000-07:00

you mean to tell me that you didnt strangle the new super ...... I would have personally went ape s**t..

You should slap him, steal his money, throw him in...

2009-03-10T20:00:00.000-07:00

You should slap him, steal his money, throw him into some plastic bag, and throw him into a tree and wait for someone to come so you can slap that person, put them in a tree, and put the supervisor there too. And then say it was your idea. And yes this was my idea.

0.oYou should call him and continue to ruin his da...

2009-03-10T19:41:00.000-07:00

0.o
You should call him and continue to ruin his days and make him feel as guilty as inhumanly possible.