Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave's Regrets - Vol. 1

Oh man, that's harsh. It's one of those mo...

2009-10-20T13:29:50.456-07:00

Oh man, that's harsh. It's one of those moment you wish you could go back on and do things differently. I mean like butterfly effect that kind of shit.

Dave, I've read your blog for years and this i...

2009-10-14T18:06:56.217-07:00

Dave, I've read your blog for years and this is my first time commenting.

"No.

He takes his picture and walks away.

I swear to God, I'm not making that up. I looked at that girl, screaming and crying, and I just took my picture and walked away."

When I read that, I stood out of my chair and clapped. There was literally, NOTHING, that you could have done to make that any more awesome. I salute you.

That's okay. That bitch deserved the humilatio...

2009-10-14T10:41:04.635-07:00

That's okay. That bitch deserved the humilation of her fat nakedness. Think about it, she was going to embarass you anyways with your picture, to ruin your grade 7 life, and grade 7 is a very emotional time for kids at that age.

So it was for the best you did what you had to do and take that picture back from her. Now hopefully she'll learn her lessons to keep her dirty hands to herself. :D

Nice job. She's probably still in therapy.

2009-10-13T22:32:51.129-07:00

Nice job. She's probably still in therapy.

So, Dave, what the hell was the picture off? And ...

2009-10-13T14:46:20.401-07:00

So, Dave, what the hell was the picture off?

And I don't think you should feel so bad about what you did, karma is one hell of a bitch.

@LD Josh That's what I'm talking about. *...

2009-10-13T13:25:52.174-07:00

@LD Josh

That's what I'm talking about. *wink*

Countless pedophiles just got off reading your blo...

2009-10-13T12:29:47.925-07:00

Countless pedophiles just got off reading your blog.....

HOLY SHIT Crystal Pepsi... I remember the commerci...

2009-10-13T12:19:38.771-07:00

HOLY SHIT Crystal Pepsi... I remember the commercials for that with the Van Halen Soundtrack...

I once had a guy who always teased me in the 6th g...

2009-10-13T09:11:56.318-07:00

I once had a guy who always teased me in the 6th grade, and one day I got so pissed off i started yelling at him during break to stop. He stabbed me with a pencil. He has a restraining order of 50 feet now.

Reminds me a girl I knew called Vicky Oliver. Pris...

2009-10-13T08:57:39.408-07:00

Reminds me a girl I knew called Vicky Oliver. Prissy rich bitch that thought she owned the world.

After finally having enough of her teasing (this was middle school mind you) I came up with the brilliant idea to call her Icky Liver, dropping the first letters of her name.

Turns out now 20+ years later she ended up being stuck with that nickname all these years and became an alcoholic.

Brings a tear of joy to my eye just thinking about it.

@Abe: Dude... she was 12. wtf is wrong with you?

2009-10-13T07:41:05.792-07:00

@Abe: Dude... she was 12. wtf is wrong with you?

Did she have a dick? Is that why you walked away w...

2009-10-13T07:36:48.069-07:00

Did she have a dick? Is that why you walked away without nailing her to the wall?

Come on, Dave... Were you one of those 7th graders who "experimented" with the same sex? I know some gays are just curious, but I didn't expect this from you.

Half expecting: "Reget not having a camera on...

2009-10-13T00:26:04.892-07:00

Half expecting: "Reget not having a camera on me to take a picture"

what? I may not be in 7th grade anymore, but that's what I would have thought...

Hey, if she's a bitch: She learned her lesson.

If she's a bitch AND attractive/cute (talking about to that age range here) she learned her lesson and you got payment.

OMG! That was you?!! I'm still traumatized t...

2009-10-12T23:43:03.473-07:00

OMG!

That was you?!!

I'm still traumatized to this day!

Ah, the classic dress made out of paper, it would ...

2009-10-12T23:40:16.382-07:00

Ah, the classic dress made out of paper, it would seem. Such a quality getup.

you should look her up on facebook.

2009-10-12T22:06:15.191-07:00

you should look her up on facebook.

"I have this wonderful image of a seventh gra...

2009-10-12T22:00:33.705-07:00

"I have this wonderful image of a seventh grader doing this, and then walking off with picture and dress in hand, and tossing them both in the trash."

I would SO have done that :)

Randina? Good lord.

2009-10-12T21:19:51.512-07:00

Randina?

Good lord.

Did you at least give her the dress back? Because ...

2009-10-12T21:14:41.109-07:00

Did you at least give her the dress back? Because I have this wonderful image of a seventh grader doing this, and then walking off with picture and dress in hand, and tossing them both in the trash.

I had a good chuckle at this one. Epic! As a sid...

2009-10-12T20:39:44.147-07:00

I had a good chuckle at this one. Epic!

As a side note, do you ever worry that as a result of this incident (and not at all to do with the name) that she grew up to be a stripper?

Well in hindsight, did she ever do anything bitcht...

2009-10-12T20:31:05.574-07:00

Well in hindsight, did she ever do anything bitchtastic to you again after?

I don't know if I could look back and feel bad...

2009-10-12T20:01:52.872-07:00

I don't know if I could look back and feel bad about it, taking everything into account. Just don't feel too much remorse, Dave. I hear that it can destroy you. Much like not having enough alcohol in your system