Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave: The College Years

damn, i'm actually not sure if that was just the s...

2009-05-11T23:51:00.000-07:00

damn, i'm actually not sure if that was just the saved by the bell allusion or not.

/is confused

wow, i didn't know you went to berkeley, that's co...

2009-05-11T23:49:00.000-07:00

wow, i didn't know you went to berkeley, that's cool!

Oh man....getting drunk for the first of many........

2009-05-11T17:31:00.000-07:00

Oh man....getting drunk for the first of many.....many....no really..MANY...times. I still remember the first time.

Party. Beer. Lots of "I love you...ssuriusly...its nnot thuh fack that ahm druhk....I llouve yuou." Passing out. Waking up next to the turlet on the floor with party food all over me and a new fake beard make entirely of ramen noodles...

I never did get all of those pictures back.

Jerks.

[GM]Dave just inspired five percent of his nerd re...

2009-05-11T16:39:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave just inspired five percent of his nerd readers to go get drunk.

First time I got drunk was soon before entering. M...

2009-05-11T09:34:00.000-07:00

First time I got drunk was soon before entering. My cousin wanted to "prepare" me for my college years.

I didn't get shitfaced drunk, but boy how was I. I just remember calling my ex on the phone just to tease hsi ass up and laughing a lot and walking like I was going through a cloud or the moon maybe saying: "Duuuuude this feels so funny!"

I gave my cousin a lot of work that night, but then again...
nobody told him to get me drunk ^^,

I've had alcohol before, but not enough to make me...

2009-05-11T09:27:00.000-07:00

I've had alcohol before, but not enough to make me shitface drunk. Mostly since I'm super picky w/ anything that goes in my mouth...
Has to taste good to drink it...

Ah... Good times... The first time I got drunk, no...

2009-05-11T03:26:00.000-07:00

Ah... Good times... The first time I got drunk, not shit-faced, but drunk, I got down on my knees, turned to east and read "Our father".

I am neither Christian or Muslim, but for some reason this made perfect sense at the time. Also, I've never been able to recite "Our Father" while sober, not once, not ever.

Hehe, those are always funny memories. At least ...

2009-05-10T23:02:00.000-07:00

Hehe, those are always funny memories.

At least some of them you can look back and laugh at, others.... are best left in the past, but there's always one person who has to go on about it >.<

What exactly is that anyway Andréas ? A terrorist ...

2009-05-10T22:10:00.000-07:00

What exactly is that anyway Andréas ? A terrorist frut?

Nice one. One of my firsts included me having a to...

2009-05-10T21:36:00.000-07:00

Nice one. One of my firsts included me having a towel on my head, screaming at the top of my head that I was a 'talibanana'. This while I was riding a bike and constantly falling over.