Comments on Bannable Offenses: Theme Week - Jormy Redux 1

I wish I had a button that made people use a f&...

2009-06-24T05:45:02.694-07:00

I wish I had a button that made people use a f&%@in' paperclip for a change!

2009-06-19T22:56:30.018-07:00

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i wish i could have a jormy to take with me to wor...

2009-06-19T21:12:04.558-07:00

i wish i could have a jormy to take with me to work. i work in a bottle shop, and i get people trying to steal all the f&%!ing time. and then they wonder why we follow them around. because you steal from us dipshit! you know it and i know it so stfu already. and the people buying for underage kids who get shitty with me for refusing to serve them. it's the law retards. i'm not putting my arse on the line and getting fined and fired for you so your kid can get smashed on shitty lollywater drinks. f^%k that. then again, i wouldn't want him to get sick from all the rampant stupidity, though if the morons he usually gets haven't killed him yet, he'll survive this lot.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

2009-06-19T20:36:14.128-07:00

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

"Hey, that stupid Transformers movie is all a...

2009-06-19T17:08:39.808-07:00

"Hey, that stupid Transformers movie is all about vehicles that turn into robots and all the fight scenes look like someone threw a cutlery drawer at the camera."

Priceless! An entire film franchise brilliantly described in a single stroke of imagery.

The way you seem to be explaining yourself lately ...

2009-06-19T16:16:08.374-07:00

The way you seem to be explaining yourself lately has become very formulatic.

Ahh... So Jormy is a grown up Spyro... I get it no...

2009-06-19T13:57:20.128-07:00

Ahh... So Jormy is a grown up Spyro... I get it now =D

I can do one better than a screenshot. http://www....

2009-06-19T13:09:16.263-07:00

I can do one better than a screenshot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrjFhpPso18 Check out all his majesty!

Can you put a screen shot of Jormy? I do not play ...

2009-06-19T11:51:49.709-07:00

Can you put a screen shot of Jormy? I do not play FF or any other online game. I don't play well with others. I sure do enjoy reading about your exploits.

People ask me why I drink so much and I simply tel...

2009-06-19T09:59:18.843-07:00

People ask me why I drink so much and I simply tell them I work in customer service. I drink to ease the pain.

Then people told me they actually enjoyed thier customer service jobs. At first I thought maybe something was wrong with me.

Then I came to a realization. They were just retarded. Who could actual enjoy working with complete morons all day other than people who were already retarded.

I suppose I could if I could feed them to a dragon.

Giving Bufu the power of Jormy would be a very bad...

2009-06-19T07:07:19.044-07:00

Giving Bufu the power of Jormy would be a very bad idea. I hate people. Probably moreso than Dave. The fact that I don't drink does not help at all.

"Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts a...

2009-06-19T01:08:23.429-07:00

"Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Argh, am I gonna get banned now?

Well I only chose "no jormy plzz" since ...

2009-06-19T00:09:58.691-07:00

Well I only chose "no jormy plzz" since I was hoping other people would suggest Goblin Smithy instead.

Which is another formulaic I love.

Goblin's stabbing people, then stabbing pathfinder then pissing shaman then becoming charcoal. Love it!

"I don't use Jormy because I can't th...

2009-06-19T00:06:18.245-07:00

"I don't use Jormy because I can't think of anything else to do.

I use Jormy because I can't think of anything I'd rather do."

I am so committing larceny on this phrase.

Excellent parlance [GM]Dave.

If I had a Jormy button I believe the population w...

2009-06-18T22:21:38.444-07:00

If I had a Jormy button I believe the population within a 20 mile radius of my store would be barren.

and... yes, I do wish I had one!

"Plus, it has to be damned embarassing to get...

2009-06-18T22:09:17.477-07:00

"Plus, it has to be damned embarassing to get eaten by a big, purple dragon" only if it is barney...

"If you said no to that question, you are a l...

2009-06-18T21:53:04.292-07:00

"If you said no to that question, you are a liar."

Amen to that.

I'm a volunteer in a hospital on a military base. Part of my job is processing whole platoons of recruits, who, being recruits, are basically supposed to sit down and shut up when they're not doing anything. When you have 80 of them crammed together on four long benches, they get to talking. That many people talking, even in low voices, is VERY distracting, and you have to do a lot of yelling to keep them quiet.

I would totally love a button on my desk marked "STFU" that made Jormy appear in the room, roar at them, and devour one at random if that didn't shut them up.