Comments on Bannable Offenses: Things I Hate - Addendum

I hate Amy Winehouse... Absolutely think she shoul...

2008-09-25T11:07:00.000-07:00

I hate Amy Winehouse... Absolutely think she should be taken out into the streets and shot... She bugs the hell out of me... And she's gross... Eww

hmm i didnt know americans even knew who she was.....

2008-07-06T05:54:00.000-07:00

hmm i didnt know americans even knew who she was... or... is GM dave a brit!?

That face wouldn't pass for a good make-up job on ...

2008-07-04T11:41:00.000-07:00

That face wouldn't pass for a good make-up job on "Plan 9 From Outer Space." And, request granted.

I have never heard of her. I am glad I have never ...

2008-07-04T07:59:00.000-07:00

I have never heard of her. I am glad I have never heard of her. I am sure it's the same retarded crap that comes along with almost half of the famous woman out there...

One of the three tanned asshats recorded this mess...

2008-07-02T10:00:00.000-07:00

One of the three tanned asshats recorded this message http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Typically I do not do things for other people unle...

2008-07-01T22:30:00.000-07:00

Typically I do not do things for other people unless it affects me in a certain manner, allow me to explain.

Step 1. Ask myself this question:

Does this benefit me?

A. 1: Yes, ok, I proceed.
A. 2: No, ok, proceed to second step.

Step 2. Ask myself:

Does *not* doing this thing hurt me in any way?

A. 1: Yes, ok, proceed with action.
A. 2: No, ok, do not proceed with action and -if necessary- laugh.

Your request has been granted, on the grounds that it falls under Answer number 1 (one) of the first step, in many ways.

2008-07-01T22:27:00.000-07:00

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I'm from the UK too but she is a talentless bitch,...

2008-07-01T15:28:00.000-07:00

I'm from the UK too but she is a talentless bitch, wow she is famous for one original song and one cover that someone else did first.

Sick of hearing about her everywhere I go, wish she would just die already then we can move on.

Dave is right on the money i cannot stand that tra...

2008-06-30T22:08:00.000-07:00

Dave is right on the money i cannot stand that tramp can we not just lock her in a hole someplace and walk away, anyhow it's raining here weatherman was right...

http://i27.tinypic.com/vq5uu0.jpg ...kthxbai.

2008-06-30T20:30:00.000-07:00

http://i27.tinypic.com/vq5uu0.jpg <- Things I hate. :O Snap!
...kthxbai.

Never heard the song, and I turn off the TV whenev...

2008-06-30T09:30:00.000-07:00

Never heard the song, and I turn off the TV whenever they start talking about Yet Another Idiot Celebrity.

Give me real news, not fake celebrity crap.

I happily thought she was dead but no. After a few...

2008-06-30T08:48:00.000-07:00

I happily thought she was dead but no. After a few pints at a friends house she turns up on T.V. at Glastenbury (sp?). She was absolutely fucked. Stumbling all over the place barely singing.

Screw her, screw Pete Doherty, screw any drug addicted celebs. They need shot.

:( Really disagree here. Maybe its because you're ...

2008-06-30T05:45:00.000-07:00

:( Really disagree here. Maybe its because you're from the US and I'm from the UK. She actually released other songs prior to Rehab here and they were amazing. She also made a wonderful cover of The Zutons' 'Valerie'. She brought back a genre of music that hasn't been around for decades. I really like her.

The world is full of tards that don't deserve to b...

2008-06-30T05:18:00.000-07:00

The world is full of tards that don't deserve to be famous. I say we steal their fame and chuck them into a giant blender! Surely we can do more with fame than they ever would.

She gave a concert here (Portugal) a couple of wee...

2008-06-30T04:07:00.000-07:00

She gave a concert here (Portugal) a couple of weeks ago and it was all a very long sad comedy show. She even fell on stage and couldn't sing straight, which made it even funnier. It was like watching a drunk person impersonation except, not. The guys from the TV station broadcasting the concert live spent half the concert trying to guess what she said between songs and translate it, then they just gave up and started to fill the gaps with drunken speech lines.

Those orange tan things are called 'guidos' btw (m...

2008-06-30T03:41:00.000-07:00

Those orange tan things are called 'guidos' btw (multiple of the name Guido).

I lol'd at the ugly tree. I'm also so sick of hearing/reading about Amy who?. For David's sake, even the non-tabloid newspapers find it necessary to mention the fact that she was in the hospital after collapsing for 'unknown reasons'...

Best. Post. Ever. This has got to be one of, if no...

2008-06-30T02:00:00.000-07:00

Best. Post. Ever.
This has got to be one of, if not the, funniest things you've ever written Dave. But please, one day go back into the game world!

I'd heard all the tabloid junk about she-who-must-...

2008-06-30T01:09:00.000-07:00

I'd heard all the tabloid junk about she-who-must-not-be-named, but I'd never actually heard the song, so I youtubed it. It's better than I thought it'd be, actually, but nothing special.

So Dave, how's the weather?

2008-06-30T00:52:00.000-07:00

So Dave, how's the weather?

I'm happy to say that I'm just another one of thos...

2008-06-29T23:37:00.000-07:00

I'm happy to say that I'm just another one of those people that really has never heard of the woman.

Sounds good to me, she was crap anyway -.-

2008-06-29T23:18:00.000-07:00

Sounds good to me, she was crap anyway -.-

I'm kind of sad now... I'd never even heard of her...

2008-06-29T22:52:00.000-07:00

I'm kind of sad now... I'd never even heard of her before Dave mentioned her, and now I've got her name stuck in my head. Dave, why couldn't you let me keep my freedom!

Amy who now? Eh I'm sure it's not important. Off...

2008-06-29T20:02:00.000-07:00

Amy who now? Eh I'm sure it's not important. Off to do WoTG quests.

Haha, guess I'm lucky; I've never heard of her!

2008-06-29T19:53:00.000-07:00

Haha, guess I'm lucky; I've never heard of her!

If what you say is true, Dave, I think this girl i...

2008-06-29T19:15:00.000-07:00

If what you say is true, Dave, I think this girl is more a credit to ther public's idiocy then her own.

I think I saw her once on TV at a friend's house. She had a face only a mother could love, and her music sounded like a lit firecracker jammed up a calico's rectum.

If I didn't see this a my friend's house, I may have been able to go the rest of my life without knowing about her.

Thank God I don't watch TV.