Comments on Bannable Offenses: Theme Week - [GM]Susan Vol. 2

We had people lined up in our walmart at midnight ...

2009-01-02T07:56:00.000-08:00

We had people lined up in our walmart at midnight for TV's. I spent the latter half of my shift guarding stands of kids jammies so people wouldn't take off with them early. It was sheer.. utter madness.

It would take you 15 minutes just to get from one end of the store to the other... forget cutting through the clothing departments, by this time they'd been clogged by all the carts everyone decided to abandon.

Eventually most of us just got the HELL out of the way.. and I skipped out of there as soon as time and pedestrian traffic would allow.

Freaking nuts, man...

I woke up at 3 am Friday to go to the mall. Not to...

2008-11-29T18:59:00.000-08:00

I woke up at 3 am Friday to go to the mall. Not to buy anything mind you, just for the people watching.

Did you see the story about the dudes in the Florida Toys'R'Us that ended up shooting each other? Or the Wal*Mart employee in Long Island that was tramped to death?

To add to Penn's post...Or the more idiotic saying...

2008-11-29T09:15:00.000-08:00

To add to Penn's post...

Or the more idiotic saying of the company I work for:

Green Friday

Green for all the money the company makes.

Speaking of idiotic... anyone who shops on Friday! (no offense Susan ^^)

Most of the year retail business operates in the n...

2008-11-29T06:57:00.000-08:00

Most of the year retail business operates in the negative, or "red". Traditionally the increased business from day after Thanksgiving sales are sufficient to post a profit for the first time in the year. The books go from red/negative to black/positive. Black Friday.

I suffered a similar battlefield at Circuit City. ...

2008-11-28T22:07:00.000-08:00

I suffered a similar battlefield at Circuit City. Unfortunately, this being a Circuit City in the dirt roadsiest parts of I-95 via South Carolina(Florence, for you East Coast War Drivers).

Hefty, stained-shirt Redneck Tank dual-wielding a Wii and what looked to be some sort of Jailbait Montana device against a few pretty miffed assorted countryfolk. Managed to hold thim at bay with his Body Fat Defbuf (+10 AC -5ASPD).

He had decent CC as well, what with his AOE tobacco chew stench dot. Held aggro like a champ, so says the Wii I got away with.

Blue Impact Received Item - Wii

"Black Friday" dates back to the 60s, when some po...

2008-11-28T22:03:00.000-08:00

"Black Friday" dates back to the 60s, when some police department used it to describe how bad the day was for traffic jams/over crowding/etc.

Someone should suggest a theme week of "Picture bl...

2008-11-28T21:48:00.000-08:00

Someone should suggest a theme week of "Picture blogging by [GM]Dave."

Just saying. Though that'd probably ruin the sexy image of Dave feeding people to Jormy in my mind. :(

Uh...Dave?Where'd you get that wife of yours?

2008-11-28T21:06:00.000-08:00

Uh...Dave?

Where'd you get that wife of yours?

I too used to wonder about where Black Friday came...

2008-11-28T20:27:00.000-08:00

I too used to wonder about where Black Friday came from.

Maybe it was invented by husbands who get turned on by their wives tearing each others heads off?