<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post6832617557440558234..comments</id><updated>2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Bannable Offenses: SEND OUT YER DEAD!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html'/><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/"/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-159054681420079234</id><published>2008-05-17T01:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-17T01:29:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG, I laughed so hard I drooled all over myself.B...</title><content type='html'>OMG, I laughed so hard I drooled all over myself.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;But that might just be the pain killers.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Or the jokes.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-278327796"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:29 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4753561896830579595</id><published>2008-04-20T18:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-20T18:34:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Do it for the kids Dave :DAnywho just tell her tha...</title><content type='html'>Do it for the kids Dave :D&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Anywho just tell her that snot isn&#39;t good for her lol.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/4753561896830579595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/4753561896830579595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208741640000#c4753561896830579595' title=''/><author><name>Xolotl</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01141978586831109749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_6e-s1MB0gCQ/SD1uELOsNUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/zXV1F9qrMtU/S220/Out+006.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-2098577551"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="6:34 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3505676554828898971</id><published>2008-04-19T22:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T22:16:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>just curious.. isn&#39;t the line &quot;bring out your dead...</title><content type='html'>just curious.. isn&#39;t the line &quot;bring out your dead&quot;??&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;o well.. i love reading the stories about being a new parent.. i used to babysit entirely way too much for my own health and have had my own .. &quot;experiences&quot; as i like to call them..&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;plus it always makes me smile when the dads come running out of the changing room with horrified faces asking/begging for any excuse to flee...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;has she started target practice yet? that in combination with the poop, vom, and other bodily fluids seeping out of every crack makes for fun times..... &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;heh.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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I can&#39;t.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2442134471596112333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2442134471596112333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208644980000#c2442134471596112333' title=''/><author><name>Leut</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/14031285497047212882</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-987771349"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="3:43 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4646945724672653276</id><published>2008-04-19T14:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T14:41:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yup, Dave must have gotten his skill upgraded from...</title><content type='html'>Yup, Dave must have gotten his skill upgraded from &lt;BR/&gt;Simple Weapon Proficiency (Infant) &lt;BR/&gt;to &lt;BR/&gt;Advanced Weapon Proficiency (Small Child)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/4646945724672653276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/4646945724672653276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208641260000#c4646945724672653276' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09520454839290954367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1021593024"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:41 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2208227714026089570</id><published>2008-04-19T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T10:54:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>lol, I think Dave musta switched his kid with anot...</title><content type='html'>lol, I think Dave musta switched his kid with another kid at the last doctor visit. Screw the 4 month old... let&#39;s fastward through the crappy stuff and take this 4 year old home. The 4 month old will manage somehow.... &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;He got tired of cleaning up all the poop, so he upgraded to an already potty trained kid! :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2208227714026089570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2208227714026089570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208627640000#c2208227714026089570' title=''/><author><name>Kat</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/08870602053277877421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1450305102"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:54 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-9122218352579567968</id><published>2008-04-19T06:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T06:45:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How old is she now anyways?</title><content type='html'>How old is she now anyways?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/9122218352579567968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/9122218352579567968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208612700000#c9122218352579567968' title=''/><author><name>Ulli</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/11175315187693105941</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-701113279"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="6:45 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5075945200881596859</id><published>2008-04-19T05:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T05:09:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She seems to grow twice as fast as other kids out ...</title><content type='html'>She seems to grow twice as fast as other kids out there. That&#39;s great, means she won&#39;t annoy you for too long...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/5075945200881596859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/5075945200881596859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208606940000#c5075945200881596859' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/02795985819911241370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-950305682"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:09 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2784557472048499291</id><published>2008-04-18T23:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-18T23:12:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>yeah wait till she grows up and starts bringing th...</title><content type='html'>yeah wait till she grows up and starts bringing the boys around. if you are still writing then i will definitely read that one</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2784557472048499291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/2784557472048499291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208585520000#c2784557472048499291' title=''/><author><name>rob</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/18025678149912299407</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-623131039"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="11:12 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6516946721089601937</id><published>2008-04-18T21:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-18T21:43:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More than anything dave, i&#39;d be afraid if she&#39;s th...</title><content type='html'>More than anything dave, i&#39;d be afraid if she&#39;s this talkative/intelligent already. She IS YOUR daughter after all.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/6516946721089601937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/6832617557440558234/comments/default/6516946721089601937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html?showComment=1208580180000#c6516946721089601937' title=''/><author><name>Aluus</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/18076368381991088571</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/04/send-out-yer-dead.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6832617557440558234' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/6832617557440558234' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-531010094"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:43 PM"/></entry></feed>