tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post6489448300520844859..comments2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00Goblin Smithyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-91462486914774534562008-06-20T06:17:00.000-07:002008-06-20T06:17:00.000-07:00Oh god, I laughed until I cried. That word is awesome.Zanetsuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098317327483894446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-9058548824233450922008-04-28T06:24:00.000-07:002008-04-28T06:24:00.000-07:00Retalifart has also been added to my dictionary now. As has Omnitard.<BR/><BR/>My personal favourite contraction of the moment though is F***ing Retard into F***tard.Korribanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08395826320451333951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-72017493382320539212008-04-27T21:58:00.000-07:002008-04-27T21:58:00.000-07:00Hell of a woman, Dave.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09202894678717315474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-9398867044558503512008-04-27T21:39:00.000-07:002008-04-27T21:39:00.000-07:00Oh... wow. Dave killed my entire programming class on the Lord of the Rings reference. ^^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-22962877945695475262008-04-27T20:36:00.000-07:002008-04-27T20:36:00.000-07:00That was a pretty great word.Alison the Amazing Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06577407983620554060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-48403702856926394912008-04-27T19:54:00.000-07:002008-04-27T19:54:00.000-07:00Dave? Never change.<BR/><BR/>Your underwear! Seriously, wait a few days, and then let her do the laundry.Donomnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11597653863839414138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1088568177496140972008-04-27T10:28:00.000-07:002008-04-27T10:28:00.000-07:00Honestly, you got a keeper there. Women who are unafraid to unleash a good trouser cough without fleeing from the room and hiding in the bathroom with the faucet, shower and toilet running are truly rare. If she's giving you the dutch over treatment, a war of attrition may need to begin...beef stew anyone?JAFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07878495630250584033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-76655552915338212092008-04-27T07:05:00.000-07:002008-04-27T07:05:00.000-07:00The "Retalifart" reminds me of the word I invented. A word you may have oh-so much use for.<BR/>"Omnitarded"<BR/>For people who bring retarded to a level or retardation that retarded no longer describes.Daniel McPartlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16205776937928334925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-67529639955590219342008-04-27T07:04:00.000-07:002008-04-27T07:04:00.000-07:00"Fun fact: given the chance, women can put men to shame in nearly every gross-out contest there is. Hell, I've seen women win distance pissing contests. Still, even if you lose, pissing off a balcony makes anyone's day."<BR/><BR/>Two words: Crotch blood.Hulyenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07516203688008010786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-43845488115692342232008-04-27T03:34:00.000-07:002008-04-27T03:34:00.000-07:00That.Shinkadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387854410723688106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-68393179813754038812008-04-27T02:52:00.000-07:002008-04-27T02:52:00.000-07:00ten points to dave for a LOTR ref<BR/><BR/>brilliantCamillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515929279922087428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4623158127682842952008-04-27T02:42:00.000-07:002008-04-27T02:42:00.000-07:00Fun fact: given the chance, women can put men to shame in nearly every gross-out contest there is. Hell, I've seen women win distance pissing contests. Still, even if you lose, pissing off a balcony makes anyone's day.Bufumanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17469148587840239610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-71996409831552134782008-04-27T02:24:00.000-07:002008-04-27T02:24:00.000-07:00retalifart is now in my vocabulary: who said this blog wasn't educational?TallWhiteNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17818059915419013033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-80004723016822869722008-04-27T00:06:00.000-07:002008-04-27T00:06:00.000-07:00haha Dave got pwned by his wife. See what happens when you get married?amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17210518208812190101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8909020285313610352008-04-26T23:09:00.000-07:002008-04-26T23:09:00.000-07:00Nice LOTR Reference.Avedashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00281884099125113596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-71582944054717818172008-04-26T21:35:00.000-07:002008-04-26T21:35:00.000-07:00very true tony, but lets not forget the second possibility. Susan might be a man, think about it. Dave met her while playing a MMORPG, and she let off a award winning fart (if a male had done it). and the baby could have been a test tube baby. tough break dave.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14725853496128570573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-14210675020422490102008-04-26T21:03:00.000-07:002008-04-26T21:03:00.000-07:00"What the hell just happened?"<BR/><BR/>I think I know the answer, and why you didn't quite comprehend it.<BR/><BR/>It doesn't happen on a day-to-day basis. Well, it does, but you're usually on the good end.<BR/><BR/>Pretty sure, [gm]dave, (trying to ease you into it here)...<BR/><BR/>you got owned. she got you good.<BR/><BR/>and she's probably the only person on the planet who could (and did).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344795790794740556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5583252794348715112008-04-26T20:48:00.000-07:002008-04-26T20:48:00.000-07:00The great horn of Hornburg blown by Helm Hammerhand, ninth king of Rohan and last king of the first line...<BR/><BR/>I'll take my bonus points and my coat now. It's the one that says ubernerd. I've got a date with a beer and my shame...B4UTRUSThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05956456478502890204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-58551371547131023672008-04-26T20:30:00.000-07:002008-04-26T20:30:00.000-07:00Before anyone asks:<BR/><BR/>retaliate + fart = retalifart<BR/><BR/>Yeah.Goblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.com