Comments on Bannable Offenses: Seriously?

Lmao I love stories about convicted criminals whin...

2010-02-28T10:43:32.745-08:00

Lmao I love stories about convicted criminals whining about not getting to do anything. I agree Dave. As for "It fosters a gang atmosphere" thingy ma bobber, lol. Considering that wanting to kill/hurt anyone is a chemical imbalance, I dont think letting them have play a game will make them turn bad/ start/join gangs. Not that I think they have certain rights, but I dont know make them do crafts with elmers glue or something to keep them silent. lol Since law doesn't allow for gags and corks. >.< Or something along the lines if I'm understanding what was said. @_@

I think the real problem is that this guy used a s...

2010-02-01T21:54:54.055-08:00

I think the real problem is that this guy used a sledgehammer to kill someone and he's still alive? WTF are the other prisoners doing?

Instead of him being dead, we have to pay taxes to keep him alive, and fed for the rest of his life!?

Do us all a favor and someone roll a 20 on casting Oblivion on this guy!

There are only two possibilites for fukheads like this guy
1. Death
2. Forced slave labor for the rest of their life.

(not the cushy crapy like picking up trash on the side of the road, but stuff like manditory military service for the term of their sentence in a combat red zone!)

you murdered a guy with a sledgehammer... i have ...

2010-02-01T11:02:59.850-08:00

you murdered a guy with a sledgehammer...

i have no remorse for this guy. the guy should be forced to push the wheel of pain or whatever from conan the barbarian. no sympathy for prisoners. period.

i'll paraphrase dave on this... cuz i know i'll get it wrong: "we made rules that protect the safety and comfort of our community. you chose to break those rules. Therefore, you have no leg to stand on when we mercilessly carry out the punishment called for, which may or may not involve the digestion system of a dragon!"

It's no different on ffxi than it is in real life. you broke the rules. period. and in this case, you REALLY broke the rules. you're whining about "no DnD"? ok boys, this prisoner is getting a bit too comfortable here. this isn't a vacation. suffer.

Do a google search on "pink prison uniforms" to see a warden who's got the right attitude.

Cidolfas, Yes, I know the meaning of the word jok...

2010-02-01T05:58:05.937-08:00

Cidolfas,

Yes, I know the meaning of the word joke. Your point is not my point: I'm aware of the difference between joking about bombing and hitting a guy in the face with a sledgehammer.

What I was trying to say was that the post felt almost-but-not-quite-like biting the hand that feeds you.

To me, at least.

/golfclap Bravo sir, bravo.

2010-01-31T13:15:33.225-08:00

/golfclap

Bravo sir, bravo.

"The reason it "fosters a gang atmospher...

2010-01-31T03:33:31.909-08:00

"The reason it "fosters a gang atmosphere" is that they have dice. Dice are typically considered contraband inside the prison system.

It can lead to gambling. Which is considered by the correction system as being a gang related activity."

As has been mentioned, almost anything can be viewed in the same light.

Now, if they simply said "we're not allowing prisoners games", I'd be fine with that...

well, i was in prison for a bit.. 4 years to be ex...

2010-01-30T14:15:53.220-08:00

well, i was in prison for a bit.. 4 years to be exact, never murdered anyone in the face with anything though.

yeah i played D&D in there.. they wouldn't allow me to have dice but i could order any books i wanted from TSR (before WoTC took over).

got around the dice thing by making spinners. like used in most board games. i tried to get them to allow me to have an electronic dice roller but that got shot down..

my question though is this: was the guy he murdered in the face with a sledgehammer his old DM? if so i can totally understand and he should be forgiven.. god knows ive had a few DM's the thought of hammer to the face came to mind a time or two.

This sort of reminds me what Tycho from Penny Arca...

2010-01-30T12:31:43.419-08:00

This sort of reminds me what Tycho from Penny Arcade said on the subject too. The end of his little blurb about it he mentions the sledgehammer thing and says how his sympathy for the guy drops to nothing.

Personally, I don't think this is about D&D or even about whether it's considered criminal. It's about how prisoners interact with things such a games (of any sort) and how they may or may not abuse it. The problem is BECAUSE it's D&D, all the fans of the game suddenly make it a THING.

It's not a THING. It's not about D&D. It's about keeping a bad man from increasing his bad habits while in jail.

"Clearly it wasn't a slegdehammer, but a ...

2010-01-29T20:31:49.338-08:00

"Clearly it wasn't a slegdehammer, but a Heavy Mace +5"

@ Lekal
LMAO

As to the prison guy, who cares? He's in jail, you're lucky to get anything in prison. He did stupid shit to get there, now he has to suck it up and enjoy the pitiful life he has remaining.

Apparently the whole idea is that the DM telling a...

2010-01-29T15:53:56.535-08:00

Apparently the whole idea is that the DM telling all the players what to do too closely resembles gang behaviour, in that the gang leader tells his gang members what to do.

I can just see the prison LARP riots that could break out from that...

"Lightning bolt, lightning bolt!"

"Shiv, shiv!"

Nope, I'm with Dave on this one. If you're...

2010-01-29T12:33:48.413-08:00

Nope, I'm with Dave on this one. If you're in prison for murder you've given up any rights you may have had. I don't care if you have nothing else to do but stare at a wall all day. No D&D for you.

I agree with Cody. I mean, wow, it's back in ...

2010-01-29T10:12:40.630-08:00

I agree with Cody.

I mean, wow, it's back in fashion to pick on D&D again?

And for most part the reason given is bullshit.
"because it fosters a gang atmosphere", seriously?

They shouldn't be allowed to play chess too I suppose, it foster a aggressive dominating behavior. /rolleyes

Basketball fosters a gang behavior too.

Most of those dirtbags probably deserve to be in there, but come on...

Strings: The reason it "fosters a gang atmos...

2010-01-29T09:58:48.261-08:00

Strings:

The reason it "fosters a gang atmosphere" is that they have dice. Dice are typically considered contraband inside the prison system.

It can lead to gambling. Which is considered by the correction system as being a gang related activity.

"He murdered someone in the face with a sledg...

2010-01-29T09:31:18.661-08:00

"He murdered someone in the face with a sledgehammer."
That sentence made my day.

Taking a sledgehammer to someone's face denies...

2010-01-29T08:14:56.816-08:00

Taking a sledgehammer to someone's face denies you all privileges. End of story.

Er... Mike, you do know the meaning of the word &q...

2010-01-29T06:52:01.319-08:00

Er... Mike, you do know the meaning of the word "joke", do you not? The point is that Dave, in real life, does not actually go to people's houses and bomb them, because that would be psychotic and he would deserve to be put in jail for it. He jokes about it because it's cathartic and fun.

BIIIIIIIIIIIG difference.

All good points, GM Dave, but... Doesn't the ...

2010-01-29T06:45:32.652-08:00

All good points, GM Dave, but...

Doesn't the entire premise of your blog consist of an angry gamer who jokes about sending bombs to people's houses and stuff?

I mean, we know it's all in good fun and whatnot, but railing against someone who pretty much did what you joke about doing on a weekly basis seems...strange.

Not wrong. Not innappropriate. Just strange.

I think people are more annoyed at the reasoning b...

2010-01-29T01:54:04.683-08:00

I think people are more annoyed at the reasoning behind it - people aren't angry that a criminal can't play D&D, they're angry that D&D is being considered a criminal activity. :3

Clearly it wasn't a sledgehammer, but a Heavy ...

2010-01-29T01:34:53.863-08:00

Clearly it wasn't a sledgehammer, but a Heavy Mace +5

Maybe they should let him play with class restrict...

2010-01-28T23:01:19.067-08:00

Maybe they should let him play with class restrictions. Obviously playing as a half-orc barbarian for too long caused some bad side effects. Let him play as a halfling- wait no, then he'll go thieving... let him play as a gnome- wait, er, then he might start to develop a desire to dig holes.

Um... elven cleric? Ah no... clerics use hammers too...

Yeah DnD just isn't a good idea for the guy.

Not allowing him D&D doesn't bother me per...

2010-01-28T22:48:39.861-08:00

Not allowing him D&D doesn't bother me per se. What bothers me about it is their logic: "because it fosters a gang atmosphere".

Honestly, I'd think D&D would be one of the LEAST of their concerns on that one. But what do I know?