Comments on Bannable Offenses: Definitely

I think I'm a little (read: very) obsessive-compul...

2009-01-09T07:21:00.000-08:00

I think I'm a little (read: very) obsessive-compulsive. I even go as far as to make sure that I chew on both sides of my mouth and that both sides of my body have to feel the same at all times. Cut off my right arm? Better cut off the other one too or it's gonna suck for me!

You know what's REALLY irritating if you have OCD?...

2009-01-08T10:21:00.000-08:00

You know what's REALLY irritating if you have OCD? Trying to work the settings on a rather old big screen TV to a level where they DON'T look like concentrated shit. It took me weeks to get to a setting where I could actually watch a skit on Tales of Symphonia and be able to tell where the hairlines of Colette, Genis, and Raine ended and their faces began. Curse you, you light-haired pale-faced people!

You're not OCD. You don't post on the same...

2009-01-07T18:00:00.000-08:00

You're not OCD. You don't post on the same day every week.

Or on specific days who's number have some astrological significance.

I have to eat M&Ms in the smallest color first. I purposely don't open the package all the way for this reason.

I also unwrap presents so that the paper comes off as one piece.

I have to keep the volume on my TV either a multip...

2009-01-07T13:17:00.000-08:00

I have to keep the volume on my TV either a multiple of 5, or a multiple of 5 plus 2. (ie, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 17, etc.)

Seriously. >.> I'm constantly reminded by my girlfriend how funny my OCD is to her.

I have to eat foods one color at a time. M&Ms,...

2009-01-07T08:40:00.000-08:00

I have to eat foods one color at a time. M&Ms, skittles, fruit loops, lucky charms, mixed vegetables.
My husband won't buy fruity pebbles, he said it would hurt me.

Maximizing picture quality on an HDTV is easy. It'...

2009-01-07T02:20:00.000-08:00

Maximizing picture quality on an HDTV is easy.

It's really quite simple.

See all those controls and settings that day "dyanmic" or "enhancement"?

Turn all that shit off. It's that simple.

Turn off everything that alters the picture in any way and just display the image exactly as it's broadcast with no "edge enhancement" "dynamic contrast" "color enhancement" or anything else and you have maximized your picture quality.

Hey Dice, maybe you have OCD. I mean, why the hell...

2009-01-07T02:00:00.000-08:00

Hey Dice, maybe you have OCD. I mean, why the hell does it bother you? Dave's influential. Go bark up another tree.

God, I'm tired of the guys who cant help but post ...

2009-01-07T00:35:00.000-08:00

God, I'm tired of the guys who cant help but post comments in similar writing style as the author, trying to be as funny as him, in his own style, even.

Come up with your own shit, for crying out loud!

Wanna know something scary?Although lacking in spe...

2009-01-07T00:22:00.000-08:00

Wanna know something scary?

Although lacking in spelling, your punctuation was perfect when you posted that drunk uh... post. Hahaha.

im not ocd, i just know if i dont touch the stove ...

2009-01-07T00:21:00.000-08:00

im not ocd, i just know if i dont touch the stove 7 times before i leave the house the world will explode. i thought everyone knew that it was a fact.

I only walk on one color tile at places with multi...

2009-01-06T21:41:00.000-08:00

I only walk on one color tile at places with multicolored tiles.

But it's not OCD, it's because the other tiles are lava.

I still do that too. Not walking on cracks. It's...

2009-01-06T21:25:00.000-08:00

I still do that too. Not walking on cracks. It's kind of like a game.

Three years? That's nothing. I spent over a decade...

2009-01-06T20:44:00.000-08:00

Three years? That's nothing. I spent over a decade working on optimizing the graphics settings on my computer. At least, I think it was a decade. The power was out, so I can't be sure.

Unrelated note: Do you have any idea how freaking hard it is to tweak graphics settings when your computer is off?

At least 6 setting (Contrast, Tint, Brightness, et...

2009-01-06T20:42:00.000-08:00

At least 6 setting (Contrast, Tint, Brightness, etc) with 100 choices per setting.

That gives you one trillion different set-ups.

Then there are probably about 7-10 different theater options.

Allotting you one second to decide on the settings, you will be done sometime in July.... 221,984 years from now.