tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post5983886397495484091..comments2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00Goblin Smithyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-72059181328087080192009-12-17T19:10:06.045-08:002009-12-17T19:10:06.045-08:00Oh man. I&#39;m going ice skating tomorrow - terror is setting in.Nick Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12843320233234376472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-75643793265631398922009-12-17T13:34:53.314-08:002009-12-17T13:34:53.314-08:00&quot;What the hell is wrong with you?! Get the F@#$ out of the way!&quot;<br /><br />Priceless.<br /><br />But this will make you feel better: APPLICATIONS FOR BETA-TESTING FFXIV! That&#39;s right, you now have the opportunity of being chosen to beta-test ffxiv.<br /><br />http://entry.ffxiv.com/<br /><br />If anyone actually gets a working ffxiv key, see if they can donate that to a theme week for dave! <br /><br />Theme Week: [GM]Dave beta tests FFXIV, and is heartbroken from the distinct lack of the jormy macro.<br /><br />IT&#39;LL BE AWESOME!Hylianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071910096988205119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-57491998464501662542009-12-17T10:00:01.390-08:002009-12-17T10:00:01.390-08:00Interesting.<br /><br />I tend to hit things full speed and not get hurt, but I&#39;m damage-resistant somehow.<br /><br />By damage-resistant, I mean we&#39;ve found that if you get your car going fast enough, you can damage it by hitting me. Deflection: Hood, windshield (with back, not arm), and the side mirror right actually hurt. Then I walk away.<br /><br />Have fun with your injuries, they&#39;ll heal eventually and you&#39;ll be good.darksmokepuncherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18146855571291913398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-57403341756704982112009-12-16T17:53:07.830-08:002009-12-16T17:53:07.830-08:00Haha. Good on you for making the right (albiet, ridiculously painful) choice of NOT destroying your wife while ice-skating.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05086299323297976635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-56766583642377258572009-12-16T12:49:11.094-08:002009-12-16T12:49:11.094-08:00Maybe 10 years ago, I went skating for the first time in at least that long.<br /><br />Took it slow, steady and built up some confidence. And speed. The speed part I regretted as one of the safety stewards saw something accross the ice and stepped right in front of me without looking.<br /><br />That body check would have been an ESPN top 10 play for sure.<br /><br />Hope you feel better soon. Took me about 2 weeks to fully recoverUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05615116531186173950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-45971923637874640232009-12-16T08:30:01.218-08:002009-12-16T08:30:01.218-08:00&quot;Motherf&amp;%@ing ow&quot;<br /><br />lmao<br /><br />Not so much laughing at you, but more at what you said. It&#39;s just really funny to me.<br /><br />Good luck with your injuries.Kulaudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01839397128089038320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-55942183691847519132009-12-16T01:39:24.027-08:002009-12-16T01:39:24.027-08:00Sort of related to what Beltayn said, except more on a serious note, about the seconds when you realize things are going wrong.<br /><br />I was driving in some really horrible weather several years ago and I saw this trucker pulling out into the highway just ahead of me. I was like &quot;Okay, I don&#39;t want to stop because it&#39;s too slippery and I&#39;m not sure HE can stop because it&#39;s too slippery&quot; so I started to merge into the passing lane.<br /><br />Oof, that was a mistake. I spun out and for a few, breif seconds I knew KNEW I was going to hit the truck but there was nothing I could do about it. Just those seconds when I close my eyes and go &quot;oh shit.&quot;<br /><br />Those few seconds SUCK.Rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02501746307013188665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3578531248889056942009-12-16T00:17:12.442-08:002009-12-16T00:17:12.442-08:00I feel kinda bad laughing at other people&#39;s injuries, but this made me crack a smile.<br /><br />Reminds me of the time as a kid I swerved out of the way on my bicycle to avoid hitting a little old lady... right into a parked trailer.<br /><br />In that moment where everything freezes and you seem to have endless amounts of time to make one of two decisions, both of which are pretty damned unpleasant, I could choose, a little pain, and probably seriously injuring some little old lady... or LOTS of pain and only injuring myself.<br /><br />Trailer or little old lady. Take your time. The world is frozen. Normal life will resume when you have made your decision.<br /><br />I chose trailer. Had a microsecond to realize yeah, this was REALLY going to hurt... that funny feeling in your nose just before you hit something really hard... impact... world spinning and then blackness.Beltaynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04529580390342591106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-27848692875639401802009-12-15T23:51:42.037-08:002009-12-15T23:51:42.037-08:00Smug hockey player is smug.Totemahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17390431697098033885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-82807816518862698872009-12-15T21:31:00.229-08:002009-12-15T21:31:00.229-08:00skate -&gt; junk?Mil'berethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08832742479039913830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-7856911809459907172009-12-15T21:28:39.423-08:002009-12-15T21:28:39.423-08:00Ice skates are deadly weapons! Just be glad your aren&#39;t in traction.<br /><br />Feel better soon!Kahshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05458745613034173220noreply@blogger.com