Comments on Bannable Offenses: And Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 3

See, the proper response to "why is it my job...

2010-03-04T14:48:41.301-08:00

See, the proper response to "why is it my job to clean" is "because you're the only one who cares about it being clean"

You'll still get in trouble, of course, but you won't be playing the sexual discrimination card =p

She doesn't have to. She chooses to, every day...

2010-03-01T14:41:37.194-08:00

She doesn't have to. She chooses to, every day. I don't do it. My wife doesn't do it. Is our place messy? Yes it is.

I've actually managed to be more of a slob tha...

2010-03-01T12:08:08.598-08:00

I've actually managed to be more of a slob than almost every guy I've dated. Don't get me wrong I do like to make sure I'm not living in something that defies health codes but I'm not very good about putting things away when I know I'm just going to use them again. As for beds, I hate having my sheets tucked in, I get almost claustrophobic from it, hence the bed never gets made. I like to have the blankets more or less covering the bed but thats as far as it goes.

Hahahaha @ "is your bed made?" And Dave...

2010-03-01T08:46:51.209-08:00

Hahahaha @ "is your bed made?"

And Dave... When I first moved in with my girlfriend I made the bed (fresh out of the Army). Until one day, about a week of bed-making later, she told me to knock it the hell off, because we're just gonna fuck it up again.

Although, I still seem to make her mad, even though I never DO anything wrong... Hahaha...

Your subconscious is suicidal.

2010-03-01T08:46:30.338-08:00

Your subconscious is suicidal.

I agree with the bed-making thing. As I sleep I p...

2010-03-01T06:43:50.052-08:00

I agree with the bed-making thing. As I sleep I push my pillows into juuuust the right position for ultimate comfort. I leave them there, because when I go to bed again that night I'll fall asleep almost immediately because everything is in the right place.

No one comes into my home and goes "Is your bed made?" and then asks to see it. Don't see a reason to make it if I don't want to make it.

...and then you fell down some stairs?

2010-03-01T05:13:35.914-08:00

...and then you fell down some stairs?

Seriously, why the hell are we expected to make ou...

2010-03-01T00:04:02.480-08:00

Seriously, why the hell are we expected to make our beds? That's just a waste of time that could be spent leveling

I'm sure glad I got those voice mimicking and ...

2010-02-28T23:26:05.469-08:00

I'm sure glad I got those voice mimicking and ventriloquism lessons! Never have I been more entertained.

I, for some silly reason, decided to read this to ...

2010-02-28T21:06:44.536-08:00

I, for some silly reason, decided to read this to my lovely woman. The first two were great. I read them, she laughed.

This one: she pointed out that she's also willing to use my words against me in a court of law. This being after she punches me in the face, of course.