Comments on Bannable Offenses: I'm Not A Good Role Model

So, pic unrelated but I figured that you sir, woul...

2009-08-29T03:48:07.447-07:00

So, pic unrelated but I figured that you sir, would get a kick out of this:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/08/28/hurricanes.gates.gray/index.html

Bluntly put, Bill Gates wants to control the weather.

you're right! chicks dig scars!!! course we...

2009-08-28T10:18:02.572-07:00

you're right! chicks dig scars!!! course we're not huge fan of alchoholics so... guess maybe you come out even? ^_~

Actually, the worst I've done while drunk was ...

2009-08-27T15:48:37.345-07:00

Actually, the worst I've done while drunk was "dancing" with a hot chick, picking her up, and then promptly dropping her on her head, causing a fairly serious concussion.

She and I still laugh about it to this day. Of course, she laughs at a butterfly and claps like a Corky every time she sees one too now...

Good times.

ok...Dave...what did u do now? ...toss a kracken ...

2009-08-27T12:57:14.548-07:00

ok...Dave...what did u do now?

...toss a kracken club? used your computer as a floatation device? stick ur ding-ding in the toaster?

My dad has a long, scary history of drunk driving,...

2009-08-27T08:56:02.863-07:00

My dad has a long, scary history of drunk driving, but there is one hilarious thing about it.

Back before I was born, he drove a car into a lake.

I am not kidding. Drove into a lake.

THAT is funny.

That's why I like to play the role of designat...

2009-08-27T08:29:27.211-07:00

That's why I like to play the role of designated driver. Sure, I have a lot less fun while everyone else gets smashed, but the chances of me being the one falling off a structure of some sort is significantly reduced. Also, messing with drunk, impressionable people is fun. You ever drop off a drunk person at the wrong house? Good times, good times.

how much whisky does jormy drink? you think he ha...

2009-08-27T06:18:33.026-07:00

how much whisky does jormy drink? you think he has it easy? always having to eat morons... when will he ever get the chance to eat someone worthwhile?

bacon-whisky? that... let's just say you'd never want breakfast again after a bad night with that...

i got blitzed on tequila once, and puked it up... i haven't been able to drink straight liquor since. thinking about doing that with bacon whisky... uh... shit i don't want breakfast now either.

DAMN YOU DAVE! Hahahaha.

I actually find it interesting How [GM]Dave keeps ...

2009-08-27T00:16:32.129-07:00

I actually find it interesting
How [GM]Dave keeps focusing on more important issues than dragon feeding :)

Of course dragon feeding stories are always fun ^^

And don't worry. It's not just the drinking that matters. I'm sure you make up for it in different ways ;)

Bacon-flavored whisky? I'd consider trying it,...

2009-08-27T00:00:23.486-07:00

Bacon-flavored whisky? I'd consider trying it, but I know that I wouldn't rush right out to the store for it.

I find it kinda ironic that they'd make a food flavored alchohol. That way when it comes back up in the morning (for some people) you'll have yet another tasty treat!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth just then.

When did GM Dave start caring about being a role m...

2009-08-26T22:04:40.072-07:00

When did GM Dave start caring about being a role model? >.> I was a little saddened to find that this post didn't twist over to the funny side

This PSA: not followed by "The More You Know!...

2009-08-26T21:07:14.506-07:00

This PSA: not followed by "The More You Know!"