Comments on Bannable Offenses: ... Whut?

My nieces watch Discovery with me whenever they co...

2009-01-02T08:15:00.000-08:00

My nieces watch Discovery with me whenever they come over. :P Or movies.

Youngest doesn't seem to care what she's watching, as long as it involves bright colors, and lots of pleasant noise. She'll giggle to Wii Music.

Veggie Tales, apparently is her most favorite.

I would suggest trying her on The Backyardigans. ...

2008-11-11T11:26:00.000-08:00

I would suggest trying her on The Backyardigans. It's a very cute show -- lots of singing & dancing. Oh -- and it's generally rather clever rather than insipid.

http://yousonofa.blogspot.com/2007/10/poof-im-back...

2008-11-11T10:09:00.000-08:00

http://yousonofa.blogspot.com/2007/10/poof-im-back.html

lulzwth

I'm also of a generation that grew up on The Elect...

2008-11-11T07:13:00.000-08:00

I'm also of a generation that grew up on The Electric Company, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, Kaptain Kangaroo and that era of childrens' programming. The new stuff they expect to sit my kids in front of often twists my stomach.

My kids are now 13 and 15, and sadly, I'm not so sure the crap they watch now is any better. Spongebob just turns my stomach. Ed, Ed, and Eddie... how much stupidity are we supposed to hand kids in developmental stages where you're 'trying' to teach them to be smart.

What I wouldn't give to get back to before they decided Bert and Ernie had to be homosexual, and childrens entertainment was an excercise in which show can outstupid the next show.

Heaven forbid what our grandchildren will be watching...

I'm too afraid to even comment on today's ...

2008-11-11T06:36:00.000-08:00

I'm too afraid to even comment on today's children's programming such as that described by Dave. I lose enough brain cells as it is whenever I just walk past a TV airing more "mature" programming. (ie "reality TV").

My younger days were filled with He-man, GI Joe, Transformers, and others that I'm hard pressed to recall now because I just woke up.

And we can go even further back to the days I watched Rocket Robin Hood, Captain Nemo, Godzilla (the one with Godzuki), Tarzan, and on the more educational side Mister Rogers, Captan Kangaroo, and other such shows.

And let us not forget classics such as The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Tom & Jerry, and Scooby-Doo.

Ahhhh, Hanna Barbera, where are you when we need you most T.T

By the way, considering the trend of these responses, and maybe even Dave would find this interesting, check out http://www.retrojunk.com/, you can find a lot of the themes from these old shows. I went there a while back and the nostalgia hit me like a wave.

I owed it to Sesame Street for my English skills. ...

2008-11-11T00:02:00.000-08:00

I owed it to Sesame Street for my English skills. If it weren't for them, I'd have zero interest on learning the basics of English language.

nods to everyoneNo-one remembers He-man and Thun...

2008-11-10T15:26:00.000-08:00

*nods to everyone*

No-one remembers He-man and Thundercats? T_T

Oh and spongebob is retarded... but it's a funny kind of retarded.

Pirates if Dark Water was awesome! Too bad it neve...

2008-11-10T11:49:00.000-08:00

Pirates if Dark Water was awesome! Too bad it never finished.

As for some of the children's programming. It isn't all bad, that Mickey's Clubhouse or whatever the heck its called is at least engaging and educational to kids. My niece watched those, Baby Einstein or Dora the Explorer. Not bad in comparison. Oh. And she loves the old Peanuts movies.

tyler: Rant all you want but we live in a hispanic community so know Spanish as a second language is very important here. Nothing wrong with having a few shows on t.v. with minorities as main characters. Lord knows white people have several billion already. So no complaining yeah? Take your white hood somewhere else.

Recommendations for today's options:Big Big WorldS...

2008-11-10T10:58:00.000-08:00

Recommendations for today's options:

Big Big World
Super Why

and my personal favorite, (I mean, my daughter refers to it as "Daddy's Show" is

Jane and The Dragon

I remember Centurions. That show was sweet. I woul...

2008-11-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

I remember Centurions. That show was sweet. I would watch that and Pirates of Dark Water almost religiously.

Luckily, I'd never even heard of that show until t...

2008-11-10T06:59:00.000-08:00

Luckily, I'd never even heard of that show until today. The last picture of the 'kids' scares me the most.

99% of the time, the TV in our house is tuned to Noggin. Lots of educational stuff on that channel, and most of it is bearable. Yo Gabba Gabba, though, makes me feel... Well, just about everything you said in your post. Someone on acid designed that show. I'm convinced. It might've been "DJ Lance". (If you've ever seen it, you know who I mean).

But yeah - that's a pretty good channel. "It's like preschool on TV" is its motto, and it's just about spot on. There are no commercials - instead, it has puzzles and games and music and whatnot between each show. My daughter is ENTRANCED every time we turn it on. The only shows I really hate on it are Dora and Go Diego Go. My daughter tries to say the Spanish words along with them (she's 2). That's fine, but she tries them more than she tries the English ones. We'd like her to learn the English versions first, given that that's the language we (my family) speak. :P

But yeah - most of the shows on there are actually pretty cute. And being that they're all educational in some way or another (teaching colors and shapes and letters and whatnot, as well as concepts such as sharing and being nice), I can't really fault it.

Might be a good change from what your little one is watching now. :)

I'm with you, my daughter is 2 yrs old and loves t...

2008-11-10T02:49:00.000-08:00

I'm with you, my daughter is 2 yrs old and loves that show. What was wrong with the 80's Transformer, M.A.S.K., Centurions and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, oh and He Man ! At least they had a story and a moral at the end. Children's tv today makes me want to cry, but like you said, it's keeps them quiet. Pity by the time she reaches 18 she will be utterly brain dead!

I had to look it up, I had to. Why? Why did you ma...

2008-11-10T00:08:00.000-08:00

I had to look it up, I had to. Why? Why did you make me do it [GM]Dave?!

for the punishment of those too lazy to find out for themselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI3vI4fDJSY

Yeah, it's bad but I really think Teletubbies ...

2008-11-09T23:29:00.000-08:00

Yeah, it's bad but I really think Teletubbies is worse.
Seriously, a purple doll with a handbag, a screen in it's stomac, an IQ around 15 and a triangle on it's head must be an abomination from Hell.

I just wish Pooh would get that damn dorn shut in it's face someday! Enough opening/shutting already.

I've dreamt of buring all those damn dolls with a flame thrower. Calvin & Hobbes style, mind you.

Childrens programs are FREAKY! Teletubbies are sca...

2008-11-09T21:21:00.000-08:00

Childrens programs are FREAKY! Teletubbies are scarry enough, but things like The Wiggles disturb the hell out of me... why would i want my kid to watch 4 40+ men in spandex sing and dance?
Thankfully my kid isn't into most shows. Dora and Barney make him scream. He like the old Sesame street, but his favorite shows are "grown up". Nothing makes the kid laugh harder then watchign Jamie and Adam blow something up on Mythbusters or Mike making a mess on Dirty Jobs.
Its not kids programing but its educational, right?

And again, I'm reminded of the question I ask myse...

2008-11-09T19:42:00.000-08:00

And again, I'm reminded of the question I ask myself every time I watch Playhouse Disney: "WTF happened to CardCaptor and Astro Boy?!"

Once the day arrives that I get a kid I'm gonna to...

2008-11-09T18:12:00.000-08:00

Once the day arrives that I get a kid I'm gonna torrent all the good old shows.

"Look at his friggin' head. I'm just waiting for t...

2008-11-09T11:43:00.000-08:00

"Look at his friggin' head. I'm just waiting for the episode where House shows up and tries to figure out what the hell is wrong with this guy."

Well, that was my first neighbor-waking laugh of the day.

But some of the people here address a serious point, one with which I'm beginning to agree. A lot of the children's television I watched growing up really educated me from a young age, and I owe my active intellect to it.

Now, when I babysit my nieces, all I see is inanity on TV. It seems parents just prefer something that distracts rather then something that educates.

So sad.

@Bufuman How can you not like flinging Pooh on a s...

2008-11-09T08:54:00.000-08:00

@Bufuman

How can you not like flinging Pooh on a swing! YOu heathen!

Oh my god ! It's a shame shows like that exist ......

2008-11-09T03:24:00.000-08:00

Oh my god ! It's a shame shows like that exist ... And those puppets..... *brain hurts* At least with Iggle Piggle they have some kind of handsome boy (compared to all the other scary pieces of fabric...) to let the eye rest somewhere. Though my eye would rest on the turn off button of my TV...

I'm told I was into Winnie the Pooh when I was lit...

2008-11-09T00:07:00.000-08:00

I'm told I was into Winnie the Pooh when I was little. It would explain the warm fuzzies I feel every time I get to those areas in the Kingdom Hearts games (after all, it can't be the minigames, because every last one of them suck ass). That kind of show is what kids should be watching.

Now, my 3-year old nephew loves Dora, Blue's Clues, and... Spongebob Squarepants. I still think that show is written by people on crack. If it wasn't for the occasional adult references (such as when Spongebob tells his pet snail not to drop some soap), as well as the fact that he'll do NOTHING else but watch the TV while the sponge is on-screen (leaving me free to do whatever), I'd ban it at my house.

Makes me wonder what sort of a children's show [GM...

2008-11-08T22:51:00.000-08:00

Makes me wonder what sort of a children's show [GM]Dave would create?

Seriously, can't you get Sesame Street or Fraggle ...

2008-11-08T22:08:00.000-08:00

Seriously, can't you get Sesame Street or Fraggle Rock on DVD now? Now that was quality children's programming!

And the beautiful, wonderful, marvelous Derek Jaco...

2008-11-08T21:06:00.000-08:00

And the beautiful, wonderful, marvelous Derek Jacobi is the narrator!? Oh my...That's upsetting.

I made a g-mail to leave this comment.My neice LOV...

2008-11-08T20:55:00.000-08:00

I made a g-mail to leave this comment.

My neice LOVES that show!

I HATE IT D: <

Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy keep kissing like every few minutes,like srsly, childrens programming?

And their mothership... I'm not even gonna start a rant >.>