Comments on Bannable Offenses: Secret F&%@ING Santa

That's EXACTLY what someone at work got me for...

2010-01-20T10:59:27.422-08:00

That's EXACTLY what someone at work got me for Christmas! And then she tried to tell me it cost her $10 so she thought that instead of giving me back the $20 she owes me, she now only owes me $10. Uhm... no. Doesn't work that way.

Hi Dave, I've been reading your blog for a fe...

2010-01-10T19:08:49.170-08:00

Hi Dave,

I've been reading your blog for a few years now, but I've never posted a comment until now. I'm glad to hear your friend is doing ok. I also had an uncle with H1N1 flu, it was a hectic time. It truly makes you think on the important things in life.

You shouldn't be so angry all the time. While it makes for a funny blog I sometimes worry about you. However I really enjoy your writing and sense of humour. We don't have a computer at our home, but when we go to our grandfather we can sometimes use theirs. Then we stay up late and catch up on your stories until we must go to bed. Sometimes grandfather brings us a print so we can read at our home.

I hope you will be blessed with many days of life.

Nice greetings.

PS: Hopefully you may read it well, I have translated it with my sister.

I actually collect coffee mugs sorta. For my Secr...

2010-01-08T23:45:52.053-08:00

I actually collect coffee mugs sorta.

For my Secret Santa thing I suggested that he either buy me a PlayStation Store money card or a coffee mug.

He got me the PSN card, so I was happy either way.

@Daniel I hope he didn't laugh so hard he bus...

2010-01-08T20:34:13.083-08:00

@Daniel

I hope he didn't laugh so hard he busted the other one.

A friend of a friend of a friend... (long story sh...

2010-01-08T09:29:20.168-08:00

A friend of a friend of a friend... (long story short) someone's testicle exploded and they had to go to the hospital removed.

Anyway, they get him a mug that said: "It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle".

I think it's perfect.

I disagree that mugs make crappy gifts... I mean,...

2010-01-07T22:08:02.685-08:00

I disagree that mugs make crappy gifts...

I mean, I got this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/b1ed/

They know you're crazy, and love drinking? Sou...

2010-01-07T18:45:26.687-08:00

They know you're crazy, and love drinking? Sounds like a perfect gift.

At the very least he could have gotten you a stein...

2010-01-07T17:34:31.057-08:00

At the very least he could have gotten you a stein.

Drink your alcohol the way the Vikings did, from a 2 liter cup!

I'm sure then some idiot would then have gotten him:

http://www.wow.com/2009/02/18/new-world-of-warcraft-stein-features-lich-king/

LOL

I'd have given you an ornately decorated box w...

2010-01-07T12:21:21.576-08:00

I'd have given you an ornately decorated box with a terd wrapped precariously with gift tissue paper. That and a bottle of Jack.

At the very least he could have gotten you a stein...

2010-01-07T09:52:39.077-08:00

At the very least he could have gotten you a stein.

Drink your alcohol the way the Vikings did, from a 2 liter cup!

just fill it with some JD...better than a kick in ...

2010-01-07T05:20:36.274-08:00

just fill it with some JD...better than a kick in the balls

"Merry Christmas, random meat bag." Now...

2010-01-07T00:02:13.974-08:00

"Merry Christmas, random meat bag."

Now that's the spirit. I see why the whole secret Santa thing is such a joy for you.

Damn funny, man.

i agree, secret santa fails. i've had to do th...

2010-01-06T23:41:20.351-08:00

i agree, secret santa fails. i've had to do this a few times at work, and like i know or care about any of the malcontents other than the 4 people i happen to work with.

That's a secret santa fail.

2010-01-06T23:14:56.450-08:00

That's a secret santa fail.

2010-01-06T21:42:03.187-08:00

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Was it a nice heavy one? Could make a nice projec...

2010-01-06T21:41:56.387-08:00

Was it a nice heavy one? Could make a nice projectile for the next person who pisses you off...or that guy