Comments on Bannable Offenses: Theme Week - [GM]Dave's Childhood Vol. 2

Life is like a Monopoly, it depends way too much i...

2009-05-13T14:21:00.000-07:00

Life is like a Monopoly, it depends way too much in the stupidity of others for survive.

Hmmm . . . if only there were some way to do this ...

2008-10-26T23:27:00.000-07:00

Hmmm . . . if only there were some way to do this with PayPal instead of quarters, and unrelated blog readers instead of your mother . . .

This made me giggle to know that you would grow up...

2008-10-18T18:45:00.001-07:00

This made me giggle to know that you would grow up and ban your poor mother from enjoying a quality video game. She was so nice to you too.

This made me giggle to know that you would grow up...

2008-10-18T18:45:00.000-07:00

This made me giggle to know that you would grow up and ban your poor mother from enjoying a quality video game. She was so nice to you too.

forget the 3rd bike , you were actually the kid an...

2008-10-14T13:48:00.000-07:00

forget the 3rd bike , you were actually the kid any parent would love m8 :)

Hard work is for loosers >=]*stars collecting p...

2008-10-14T06:55:00.000-07:00

Hard work is for loosers >=]

*stars collecting pennies*

You might also want to try the penny scheme.Tell y...

2008-10-14T06:37:00.000-07:00

You might also want to try the penny scheme.

Tell your parents you need to try a project for math class on exponential relationships. Have them put a penny in a jar and tell them they have to put twice as much in each day for a month.

You know, put two pennies in the second day, four the third day, and so on.

If you were to actually do this for a month, you'd have well over ten million dollars in pennies.

That's not a typo.

No, this will not actually work in real life, but you may be able to make ten or twenty dollars before your parents figure out the problem.

It depends how stupid your parents are.

A winner is you!(pun'd)

2008-10-14T06:16:00.000-07:00

A winner is you!
(pun'd)

[GM] Dave, screw you.SCREW SCREW SCREW SCREW SCREW...

2008-10-14T01:12:00.000-07:00

[GM] Dave, screw you.

SCREW SCREW SCREW SCREW SCREW YOU.

If I'd known it was THAT easy to get myself a console...

...

God I want my PS3.

*bursts out crying*

2008-10-14T01:09:00.000-07:00

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And then he figured it out. "Donations"It was bril...

2008-10-13T22:21:00.000-07:00

And then he figured it out.
"Donations"
It was brilliant. His skill as a story teller would skyrocket as would the cash flow. The time involved was relatively small and enjoyable. The funds for the grander scheme of global domination would soon be Obtained. And then, oh then there would be some changes to make.

Damnit [GM]Dave, your genius nearly escaped me but you've made your intentions quite clear. This makes so much sense now.

Now to start donating and avoid destruction...

Wait, I was under the impression that your mom, wh...

2008-10-13T22:07:00.000-07:00

Wait, I was under the impression that your mom, who I'm sure is very classly lady, was made of evil. Thats the impression I've got with your whole Mother's Day stuff. Did that not happen until you got older?

I applaud you for taking your quarters to the bank...

2008-10-13T19:34:00.000-07:00

I applaud you for taking your quarters to the bank to exchange them for bills.

I've been on the receiving end of far too many piggy bank purchases!

The evil genious in the making.

2008-10-13T19:18:00.000-07:00

The evil genious in the making.

How deliciously evil. Good job sir. I tip my hat.

2008-10-13T19:02:00.000-07:00

How deliciously evil. Good job sir. I tip my hat.