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Here's a backpack and a mutated woodland creat...

2014-08-09T22:04:15.766-07:00

Here's a backpack and a mutated woodland creature. ... pokemonbackpack.blogspot.com

I thing Dave was being sarcastic.

2009-09-25T16:10:32.103-07:00

I thing Dave was being sarcastic.

It's fun looking at a game in a serious perspe...

2009-09-25T13:32:15.285-07:00

It's fun looking at a game in a serious perspective, applying it to real world comparison. However, it's SQUIRTle because he's a water pokemon. His tail's likeness to a squirrel is most likely pure coincidence.

Just an fyi :p

Well in truth the Poke'mon games were never th...

2009-09-25T10:04:31.969-07:00

Well in truth the Poke'mon games were never that bad. In fact it was a good concept and a good game. The game itself hasnt changed in the 13 or so years it's been out however, just the number of poke'mon. This is what I say to that,

"150 new Poke'mon have been discovered and just magically appeared in every reigon around the world. And guess what!? Everyone in the fuckin world has one EXCEPT YOU!"

Ahh, but I digress. What parents in the pokemon world should really worry about is what the kids DO with their little freaks of nature.

Refrence:
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=29

This just reeks of some freaky japanese hentai, am I right?

Pokemon was sweet. While a very disfuncional world...

2009-09-24T13:35:12.490-07:00

Pokemon was sweet. While a very disfuncional world, it made for a compelling and fun world to play in. Who wouldn't want to have the power to level an entire city in 6 little balls around your belt?

Though, I have to say that the new pokemon games... are a little meh... I think they just made way too many pokemon. 251 was more than enough.

I couldn't hack real pokemon games, so I playe...

2009-09-24T11:50:56.690-07:00

I couldn't hack real pokemon games, so I played Snap - for about 3 hours. But yeah... little messed up on the conceptual level - then again, it's no worse than expecting the "least liked person in {location a} to rise up with the help of {insert companion or artifact here} and save the world" which we see in so many RPGs

@J: actually Jessie & James are somewhere ove...

2009-09-23T22:56:18.989-07:00

@J:

actually Jessie & James are somewhere over 20... quick summary, Jessie's mom was the Team Rocket member involved in the search that led to finding the Mew fossil that they cloned Mew from, from which she never returned and Jessie was orphaned. Jessie was ~3 years old at that point, and it was stated in canon that the expedition was 20 years before the first movie took place

I'm nearly 20 and I still think it would be sw...

2009-09-23T22:45:58.788-07:00

I'm nearly 20 and I still think it would be sweet to be a Pokemon master xD screw degrees! I'm catchin' me a Growlithe!

I used to want to be a pokemon master simply becau...

2009-09-23T17:05:42.518-07:00

I used to want to be a pokemon master simply because that was the cool thing to do back in the day.
In it's defense, not every 10 year old goes out to become a pokemon trainer. Only those who want to or those who are kicked out of their houses.
...
And Jessie and James are 12 years old.

Oh and don't forget how the nurses and cops in...

2009-09-23T16:58:04.317-07:00

Oh and don't forget how the nurses and cops in every city looked exactly the same. Talk about a bad case of psychotic schizophrenia...

Wow... and here I thought Squirtle was named that ...

2009-09-23T15:03:22.527-07:00

Wow... and here I thought Squirtle was named that because of his special squirt attack...

You know, as frightening as that thought is now, b...

2009-09-23T15:02:08.496-07:00

You know, as frightening as that thought is now, back in my 12ish year old days of Red and Blue, that was my dream! I could leave school, go out into the world, and live out my career as a Pokemon Master. Money wouldn't be an issue since it's so easily obtainable in the Pokeverse, and there are even free hospitals! There were plenty of details I never considered, but it sounded like a fucking sweet deal compared to going to school and being tired as all hell every day.

If south park has taught us anything, it's tha...

2009-09-23T11:41:02.648-07:00

If south park has taught us anything, it's that retarded kids does not necessarily mean athletically handicapped (or they're at least able to beat a fat kid)

Most kid shows nowadays seem kind of fucked up anyways. I was watching teletubbies high one time and the baby in the sky scared the shit outta me. Dora the explorer teaches snitching, and sesame street teaches kids to ridicule homeless people (stolen from Dave Chappelle).

Pokemon, even with all its stupidity on television (not to mention it being geared towards little kids), manages to be a half decent game (at least on GBA).

What about Pokemon Snap? For Nintendo 64? Yeah i...

2009-09-23T07:25:40.292-07:00

What about Pokemon Snap? For Nintendo 64? Yeah it's lame, but I liked that game.... *blush*

I've only finished one Pokemon game in my enti...

2009-09-23T07:18:21.151-07:00

I've only finished one Pokemon game in my entire life, and I really don't want to repeat it again. At first Pokemon Ruby was fun, but once it turned into some sort of 'training' to be able to beat the...what was it, Elite Four? o.o , I kinda started disliking the game more and more.

I don't wanna finish another Pokemon game ever, unless something really special comes up T.T

You know, as dumb as the Pokemon cartoons are, the...

2009-09-23T03:48:15.413-07:00

You know, as dumb as the Pokemon cartoons are, the games were actually a lot of fun when I was in college (oh so long ago). I got Yellow and Silver (I think?) back when the Gameboy Color was cool and I had a blast wandering around, collecting pokemon. Man, that is the perfect gameboy game. I don't care what people say; it's great.

I guess I never saw it as ALL the children wandering out though. I'd have to play it again, or get the newer versions and see how they handle it. Kinda disturbing when it's put that way though.

and despite all that, you KNOW you'll continue...

2009-09-22T22:56:22.040-07:00

and despite all that, you KNOW you'll continue to play the games Dave...

hey leut, i played pokemon red, blue, silver, and...

2009-09-22T22:08:47.756-07:00

hey leut,

i played pokemon red, blue, silver, and yellow. and i still won the special olympics gdi!

and whats scarier, the giant fire breathing, tail-on-fire lizard? or the 30 ft long snake made of 6 ft diameter boulders?

i vote the fucking rock snake...tho im sure the lightning rat gives a very en-lightning experience

Re: Jon, It's almost as bad. "Bulb"...

2009-09-22T22:08:08.232-07:00

Re: Jon,

It's almost as bad. "Bulb" and "asaur." It's a plant dinosaur.

I made the near mistake of eating my dinner while ...

2009-09-22T19:57:02.953-07:00

I made the near mistake of eating my dinner while reading this post... I almost left BBQ rib all over my LCD monitor.

Observational comedy at its nigh finest.

You should really write a book.I would buy it.

2009-09-22T19:14:55.084-07:00

You should really write a book.I would buy it.

raises hand I used to play it. Yes, James (kin...

2009-09-22T19:07:49.319-07:00

*raises hand*

I used to play it.

Yes, James (kinda sad I know the name, but whatever) seemed like a guy with "special" needs.

Yes, your rite of passage was not getting owned by dog-sized (or larger) creature capable of rending you limb from limb...

Makes you wonder where they picked up the concept, huh?

People who play Pokemon are the ones who lose in t...

2009-09-22T18:58:42.738-07:00

People who play Pokemon are the ones who lose in the Special Olympics.

What about Bulbasaur? Is that a 'Bulba' an...

2009-09-22T18:42:48.456-07:00

What about Bulbasaur? Is that a 'Bulba' and a 'cold saur'?

Comments on Bannable Offenses: Just Good Parenting

Here's a backpack and a mutated woodland creat...

I thing Dave was being sarcastic.

It's fun looking at a game in a serious perspe...

Well in truth the Poke'mon games were never th...

Pokemon was sweet. While a very disfuncional world...

I couldn't hack real pokemon games, so I playe...

@J: actually Jessie & James are somewhere ove...

I'm nearly 20 and I still think it would be sw...

I used to want to be a pokemon master simply becau...

Oh and don't forget how the nurses and cops in...

Wow... and here I thought Squirtle was named that ...

You know, as frightening as that thought is now, b...

If south park has taught us anything, it's tha...

What about Pokemon Snap? For Nintendo 64? Yeah i...

I've only finished one Pokemon game in my enti...

You know, as dumb as the Pokemon cartoons are, the...

and despite all that, you KNOW you'll continue...

hey leut, i played pokemon red, blue, silver, and...

Re: Jon, It's almost as bad. "Bulb"...

I made the near mistake of eating my dinner while ...

You should really write a book.I would buy it.

*raises hand* I used to play it. Yes, James (kin...

People who play Pokemon are the ones who lose in t...

What about Bulbasaur? Is that a 'Bulba' an...

raises hand I used to play it. Yes, James (kin...