Comments on Bannable Offenses: 600!

I still remember my the first GM Dave blog post I ...

2009-11-18T17:30:55.531-08:00

I still remember my the first GM Dave blog post I read about the guy who circumcised himself. With nail clippers I think it was? xD

Odd story - last night I had a dream that was a lo...

2009-11-18T10:19:48.601-08:00

Odd story - last night I had a dream that was a lot like a GM Dave rant... not that I have issues or anything... no, certainly no issues here.

PS - If you want to do some coverage on how retarded people are in college administrations and/or how FAIL they are at their supposed jobs, I have tons of material I'd be happy to forward for research!

Man, your stories are the best, and I shall keep r...

2009-11-18T09:17:37.827-08:00

Man, your stories are the best, and I shall keep reading them as long as you post them.

My personal favorite was the story where you made a Fleetool-user able to run... and never stop. Even when he was dead. The idea of a corpse speeding around a dungeon while face down in the dirt just made me giggle.

Keep them coming man, you make my days at work far...

2009-11-17T19:01:33.603-08:00

Keep them coming man, you make my days at work far more entertaining.

And still coming back for more. ;D

2009-11-17T15:14:41.746-08:00

And still coming back for more. ;D

Congratulations, and thank you :)

2009-11-17T12:24:08.291-08:00

Congratulations, and thank you :)

600! That's like double the gayness of your s...

2009-11-17T11:54:09.675-08:00

600! That's like double the gayness of your standard Spartan strip club!

Eddie Murphey voiced a character that fell in love...

2009-11-17T10:54:37.068-08:00

Eddie Murphey voiced a character that fell in love with a large purple dragon...does that count?

Ive laughed 600+ times as a result of rereading so...

2009-11-17T08:36:46.005-08:00

Ive laughed 600+ times as a result of rereading some of the the blogs a few times... thanks for the laughs.

Does that count fan packs? Because those tend to h...

2009-11-17T01:12:40.847-08:00

Does that count fan packs? Because those tend to have a higher ratio of funny. The ratio on the blog itself gets lowered by fan pack updates and whatnot. Which are occasionally entertaining, but not quite "laugh" worthy.

If I laughed at about 1/3 of your posts, I'd say that half of those generated and extra laugh. And about half of those generated a third laugh. And a bare fraction of the entire 600 posts had me laughing the entire way through.

I'm pretty sure 100%*33%*15%*075% = 100% laughs.

That math could be the result of American public schools.

Happy 600th. ;-) I just did a full re-read of the...

2009-11-17T00:04:40.512-08:00

Happy 600th. ;-)

I just did a full re-read of the blog archives recently. No matter how many times I read them, your posts still make me laugh. And script run /fish is still a classic.

I at the very least grin each post. I'd say I...

2009-11-16T22:50:47.782-08:00

I at the very least grin each post.

I'd say I laugh out loud at least every second post.

I want to forward every 3rd post roughly to friends, but end up not doing it.

About every 4th post comes up in a conversation with my wife or a friend, i.e. "[GM]Dave wrote this hilarious post about X the other day and it cracked me up. He said.. x'

I actually forward maybe every 5th or 6th post or so to friends, since mainly a lot of them just won't get it.

However.. most importantly, I read every damned post you put up here... and every time I tell myself I'm going to donate for a fan pack... and then I don't. Damnit! Next one. And I'm going to choose the damned topic.

2009-11-16T22:49:42.342-08:00

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The Bastard Operator from Hell has written a metri...

2009-11-16T21:28:07.256-08:00

The Bastard Operator from Hell has written a metric fuckton of stuff too. And yet his funniness ratio is nowhere near yours because his new stuff is him trying too hard and following a formula. Your stuff gets mixed up enough to stay fresh. That's why I check your blog daily and I read BOFH on TheRegister once every six months or so.

If you write about smitty and pathfinder again tha...

2009-11-16T20:19:30.912-08:00

If you write about smitty and pathfinder again that 1/3 will go up to 2/3!

In baseball, getting a hit one third of the time i...

2009-11-16T20:15:18.841-08:00

In baseball, getting a hit one third of the time is a batting average of .333, and is considered pretty darn good. Comedy's probably just as hard. Personally, I'd put your average up around .800.

Read all 600? Of course. Do we get extra credit for Smithy?

< Psst --- the word is illusion, with an i. >

I think I've read about 200 out of the 600, so...

2009-11-16T20:09:29.645-08:00

I think I've read about 200 out of the 600, so hopefully I hit all the funny ones.

To date, I think my favorite post was the King Art...

2009-11-16T20:01:47.007-08:00

To date, I think my favorite post was the King Arthro one.

And 600 times I have laughed. Not, uh, exactly t...

2009-11-16T19:44:48.796-08:00

And 600 times I have laughed.

Not, uh, exactly that that correlates to you, or anything, just thought I'd put it out there.