Comments on Bannable Offenses: It's Just Not Fair

I can't believe you said that knowing full wel...

2009-08-18T17:40:20.339-07:00

I can't believe you said that knowing full well what the effects of alchohol do to mens' perceptions on women.

I drank my ass off last Wednesday and literally became Doctor Octopus. It didn't matter who my female victim was....it was getting a hand somewhere on it.

From one of my favorite movies: 'Sarah: That&#...

2009-08-18T12:00:45.923-07:00

From one of my favorite movies:
'Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.'
And what in your life experience (at work especially) has led you to believe that moderately intelligent men are numerous? We got outnumbered a long time ago by the stupid less discriminatory guys that produce more kidlings.

Alas, I have been saddled with the moral compass and disposition of a paladin. No, I wouldn't hit that, although for different reasons than the one you cite.

I know exactly what you mean. The other day an inc...

2009-08-18T11:37:43.942-07:00

I know exactly what you mean. The other day an incredibly cute young woman came up to me asking to take her picture.

Any thought of being friendly to her was offset by her being so pathetically drunk that she was slowly dribbling her drink on my shoes while she was asking, and being too drunk to notice, because she tried to drink it and made a puzzled-puppy face when the cup was empty.

Stupid > cute.

so sad but true dave... hell i know a guy who slep...

2009-08-17T15:50:30.283-07:00

so sad but true dave... hell i know a guy who slept with a not so pretty girl with herpes... because she was easy and he was drunk, when he had a perfectly nice other option so id go so far as "girls" turn men stupid, they dont even have to be pretty, just have to spread their legs.

Ugh. I have to go to my best friend's wedding ...

2009-08-17T08:32:01.156-07:00

Ugh. I have to go to my best friend's wedding next month. As much as I hate weddings, I am looking forward to the fact that I am the best man and get to publicly humiliate him with a speech. That, and I'll see if I can't prove Dave's Corollary and score with a bridesmaid or two.

Like one needs to be drunk. When it comes right do...

2009-08-16T13:54:02.240-07:00

Like one needs to be drunk. When it comes right down to it, we men are stupid disgusting creatures. Any woman, anywhere, regardless of age or how she looks can find sex in 3 hours or less if she's looking for it. Someone will ALWAYS hit it. Women have taste in men that is almost as bad. If you're an online gamer than you've probably met 1 or 2 (dozen) women who are cheating online because they went with the guy who they were most attracted to physically, despite him being a total complete jerk.

He was probably drunk so he didnt have any judgmen...

2009-08-16T07:37:24.729-07:00

He was probably drunk so he didnt have any judgment. At that point the little head takes over and he doesnt have eyes.

"I'd still hit that." Get out of my...

2009-08-15T13:18:34.397-07:00

"I'd still hit that."

Get out of my head!!!!!!

"I also get that pretty girls turn men into l...

2009-08-15T11:36:31.706-07:00

"I also get that pretty girls turn men into large piles of stupid."

Wait...Dave, you ain't a large pile of stupid...you trying to infer that Susan ain't pretty?

thank you...thank you..ill be here all week...atleast until the incendiary device from susan arrives...

*gunshot*

or that....

Dave, I seem to recall you once posting a list of ...

2009-08-15T10:34:28.023-07:00

Dave, I seem to recall you once posting a list of the most important things in the world to you. If I'm not mistaken, #1 was your genitals. This may surprise you, but a lot of guys have the exact same item at the top of their lists.

Plus, I think guys see it as an easy score. Honestly, any chick that thinks she's a good dancer when she really looks like she's trying to catch a fly in midair, she can't be all that bright, and will likely be easily picked up by even the dumbest lines. This may also surprise you, but men tend not to have a lot of morals when it comes to getting laid.

I have no faith in the intelligence of anyone in t...

2009-08-15T09:42:39.038-07:00

I have no faith in the intelligence of anyone in the human race unless they present that intelligence or I know them.

Men least of all...especially when pretty girls (or guys. I know gay men who are the same way) are involved.

heh, your rant reminds me of a story arch in The L...

2009-08-14T23:30:24.993-07:00

heh, your rant reminds me of a story arch in The Least I Could Do, the main character had a similar epiphany when he went to a bar.

Megan Fox in a corner, sitting by herself and slow...

2009-08-14T22:06:54.832-07:00

Megan Fox in a corner, sitting by herself and slowly licking off paste from her finger tips.

Mmm... I'd so hit that.