Comments on Bannable Offenses: My Darling Daughter

i was incredibly lucky with my daughters, my wife ...

2008-04-10T08:33:00.000-07:00

i was incredibly lucky with my daughters, my wife is a farm girl and her mom drilled it into her consiousness that its the womans job to keep the house and kids alive since the man does all the work.

unfortunately that concept never worked once her mother left the house.

just wait youll have some blowout diapers those are awsome.

I do not have kids of my own for now. I do, howeve...

2008-04-10T07:15:00.000-07:00

I do not have kids of my own for now. I do, however, have a 2-year old nephew that I watch every so often. He's cuter than anything, and he's a happy little kid, but dear god, the kid produces more poop than I do, and I'm 10 times his size, eating 10 times his food intake. I guess you grow up to give less offerings to the porcelain god because if you started producing MORE as you got older, you'd never leave the john.

Anyways, good post as always, Dave.

As a father or a 2 year old, I must back you up.No...

2008-04-10T06:49:00.000-07:00

As a father or a 2 year old, I must back you up.

Non-parents, this is all true.

Hi honey.
How was your day?
Did the kid poop?
Dinner
Beer
Bed

And THAT sums up parenting.

Lol!! Another 2 years of it and it will be over. I...

2008-04-10T04:57:00.000-07:00

Lol!! Another 2 years of it and it will be over.
If you survive that is.. When Susan castrates you, you have to run quickly to the dok, don't worry about finding the lost 'thing'.

And be prepared that girls even get potty-trained for the poop later than boys :D They dont want to let go of something their own.. (?? or so 'they' explain this..)
Lucky me I have 2 boys, plus they were great in getting trained :P

Go talk to yr mom about on what realm she plays!

Hey Dave, the one good thing about being castrated...

2008-04-09T19:58:00.000-07:00

Hey Dave, the one good thing about being castrated... You won't have to worry about changing another babies diaper ever again once your daughter gets potty trained ^^.

Susan>> You're playing Dragoon.Susan>> Hit Jump an...

2008-04-09T15:59:00.000-07:00

Susan>> You're playing Dragoon.
Susan>> Hit Jump and go change the baby.
Susan>> Then you can make a sandwich.

The sad thing here is I do exactly that all the time and nobody even notices.

loldrg? >.>

About a third of the time I come back and find myself dead because Double Attack went off a couple times in a row and I wasn't there to hit Super Jump to ditch hate.

Oh yeah, I'm with you on the ticker tape parade thing. My daughter is being very stubborn about the whole potty training thing. >.<

"You know what else is funny?""Pushing people down...

2008-04-09T14:48:00.000-07:00

"You know what else is funny?"
"Pushing people down stairs."
"Remind me to show you later"

ROFL! Perfect!

Actual LS conversation:"We have poo in the toilet"...

2008-04-09T14:46:00.000-07:00

Actual LS conversation:

"We have poo in the toilet"
"Congratulations"
"Congratulations"
"Congratulations"
"I pooed in the toilet today"
"Congratulations"

Ok so the one smart ass was me, but I couldn't help myself...

I found it humorous, unfortunately the humor was sucked out when she started apologizing about sorry but she had thought it was exciting and blah blah yeah ok you are proud of your kid I am proud of my joke we all win. It must have been funny I got as many laughs as she did congratulations.