Comments on Bannable Offenses: Where Have I Been?

2007-08-27T07:53:00.000-07:00

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100th Comment! yay. *waits sadly for Jormy to come...

2007-08-15T09:09:00.000-07:00

100th Comment! yay.

*waits sadly for Jormy to come and eat me for posting a stupid reply :<*

NAh I reccon GMdave simply got curious about the g...

2007-08-15T06:40:00.000-07:00

NAh I reccon GMdave simply got curious about the game 'Silkroad' and got eaten by it.

RIP :(

I think the baby ate Jormy, that's why there aren'...

2007-08-11T04:50:00.000-07:00

I think the baby ate Jormy, that's why there aren't any updates. Dave is just depressed!

almost four months now.. where are you???

2007-08-03T14:58:00.000-07:00

almost four months now.. where are you???

The players hadn't been fed to Jormy for 19 years....

2007-08-03T00:10:00.000-07:00

The players hadn't been fed to Jormy for 19 years. All was well.

dude you rock ive read almost all your blogs and i...

2007-08-02T13:16:00.000-07:00

dude you rock ive read almost all your blogs and if i had a FFXI account i would get you to feed me to Jormy

Hey GM Dave Thank you for all the laugh it seems y...

2007-07-26T21:55:00.000-07:00

Hey GM Dave Thank you for all the laugh it seems you may not be comming back but i will continue to check back from time to time probaly until i die i wish the best of luck to you it'd be nice tho if you could give us one last fairwell but i can understand if saying goodbye would be to hard Good Luck GM Dave ^^

^ What he said. Nothing wrong with stopping, but a...

2007-07-25T19:45:00.000-07:00

^ What he said. Nothing wrong with stopping, but at least announce it.

No closure at all. "And the rest was silence."Just...

2007-07-18T06:41:00.000-07:00

No closure at all. "And the rest was silence."

Just sign in and say "goodbye" for crying out loud. This is a ridiculous way to treat people.

You can find new bofh here.http://www.theregister....

2007-07-15T07:39:00.000-07:00

You can find new bofh here.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
Simon has keeping it updated once a week. Covers from 2000 to present.

Oh, and well done for making it this far through t...

2007-07-07T14:50:00.001-07:00

Oh, and well done for making it this far through the comments!

Dude, I just found your blog via http://blanktop.b...

2007-07-07T14:50:00.000-07:00

Dude, I just found your blog via http://blanktop.blogspot.com/ and it has to be said: You are truly the 21st Century incarnation of the Great and Holy BOFH. I'm talking the old, 1990's BOFH, not the washed-down corporate entertainer he's become in recent years.

Me, I dream that I could be that evil, but I'm mister nice guy and the closest I can get is by reading the tales of true Masters of the art such as yourself.

Long may you shimmer ;-)

Hey Dave. Been a while. Thanks for all the laughs,...

2007-07-05T01:32:00.000-07:00

Hey Dave. Been a while. Thanks for all the laughs, all the fun, on both of your blogs, this one and Smithy. I am pretty sure by now, this blog is the absolute last thing on your mind, what with having had a kid and all. There is one thing I must ask though, if you are reading this: Tell us about your kid, please. Though you may not realize it, you are important to your fans. Did you have a son, a daughter? Twins? (I am soooo sorry if you had twins.) I'll be checking back from time to time. IF you never do respond though, allow me to say I wish you, Susan, and your child nothing but the best

GM Dave is too busy trying to get his epics from K...

2007-07-03T07:42:00.000-07:00

GM Dave is too busy trying to get his epics from Karazham.

Dear [GM]Dave,I have been reading your blog for a ...

2007-06-29T09:22:00.000-07:00

Dear [GM]Dave,

I have been reading your blog for a long time, and i decided its time to post. I haven’t earlier, mostly because i couldn’t be bothered to and because i didn’t want to associate myself with some of the other posters. To those who do seem to posses some glimmer of intelligence, i apologize.

Seeing how its well over two months since you last wrote, i’m starting to get the idea that you will not, in fact, be returning to us. I just wanted to thank you for all the laughs you’ve given me, and to wish you well in all your endeavours in the future.
Particularly i hope you and Susan have by now had a healthy and perfect baby, and that everything is going well for the three of you.

I also hope you continue to wreak havoc upon the uneducated and unwashed masses of Vana'diel, as there are many, many people on that world and this one who are in sore need of correctional dragon-feedings.

Thank you again for all the good times you have given me and all the friends i suggested your blog to, and please know that, should you decide to return, you will have one loyal fan/worshipper waiting.

Captains log, stardate 2342.3...Apparently, after ...

2007-06-26T17:38:00.000-07:00

Captains log, stardate 2342.3...

Apparently, after two months, people feel the need to write incredibly long and obtuse diatribes in peoples blog comments. Painfully obtuse ones too!

give.itarest.com.

p.s. almost three months now, every couple of weeks i check back to see whats doing. if you've gived up, a quick post to say that would be peachy dave.

Get your ass back here, Dave!

2007-06-23T10:50:00.000-07:00

Get your ass back here, Dave!

conor, and penn: Thank you. Reading your posts mad...

2007-06-21T16:53:00.000-07:00

conor, and penn: Thank you. Reading your posts made me see what I in fact was doing, and this... flaming, or whatever it was was rather dull. I probably overreacted or whatever.

Dave, I humbly ask that you once more grace us with your divine words: We shall be awaiting you when you decide to return, master

People who posted long, stupid, useless posts that...

2007-06-21T09:51:00.000-07:00

People who posted long, stupid, useless posts that I didn't read.

STFU

Dave <3 give us a post whenever you've got a good idea.

Good timing. I'd just come back to your blog mysel...

2007-06-21T05:10:00.000-07:00

Good timing. I'd just come back to your blog myself. Its as if we didnt' even miss each other.

Good luck with the baby! Hope it's not another two...

2007-06-19T10:12:00.000-07:00

Good luck with the baby! Hope it's not another two months until next time :)

have no idea what the McCarthy report is.I have no...

2007-06-19T02:20:00.000-07:00

have no idea what the McCarthy report is.

I have no idea who McCarthy is.

I have no idea who Fred is.

There is a slight chance I may have slept with Fred's wife.

That last part wasn't really important, but it makes me giggle

That made me laugh. Well I can't wait for another update.

By the way; You're the reason I've never made a GM call. I'm not kidding

I'm stunned really. Not that they took the time t...

2007-06-18T13:47:00.000-07:00

I'm stunned really. Not that they took the time to write it, but that I took the time to read it.

I hope all is well with you Dave. Drop us a line when you find a moment.

It's interesting, how you seem to read through pos...

2007-06-18T12:08:00.000-07:00

It's interesting, how you seem to read through posts. You seem to just search for any potentially insulting words/phrases and either call them stupid or say they're yours. And about that, insults don't belong to you. just because you used them first it doesn't mean that you have copyright or something. In fact, many of your insults fit better on yourself, but if it makes you happy I'll try to not nisult you as much, and simply say that whatever silly insults you use against me, I use against you because they are more likely to be true that way.

And you want to know why I didn't comment on what you said about Dave's life and whatever? Easy. Because you said it all, and I have never denied any of it. I know he has a job, I know he has family, I know. I never said anything that sugested otherwise, and if you think otherwise, you are wrong
By the way, when it comes to you and reading between the lines, you're a dyslectic. When I said "Choose now", did you ever even consider that I might mean, "choose now and tell us your choice, yes or no will suffice"?

And before accusing me of not reading my posts, look in the mirror.

In one of your posts you said(Quote)I wasn't making fun of your parents...(end quote)
And in your previous post you wrote (quote)I guess you're too busy sucking on your mom's tit, AND getting rammed up the ass by your dad(end quote)
See right there? you're acusing my parents of incest. I dont know how it is where you live, but where I live that's an insult. Seriously, Think before you write, at least sometimes. You'll find you make much more sense that way.

And you have a life? Likely, very likely. Your "proof" is that you claim that you start college next fall? Wow. You just reached a whole new level of childishness. In your world, obviously, your word is far more believable than any one else's. this is not wrong. The problem is, that you expect everyone else everywhere to also hold your word as more credible that their own. And you call me a kid? Great going there. And for your information, I'm older than you.

Now I hope you dont post again, because all your posts are the same; repeating some things from your previous posts and adding some new insults. It's depressing, Mudsoxfan. Maybe I really should seek out a psychiatrist, so that your poor arguments(if they can at all be considered to be that) and insults don't rob me of what's left of my faith in humanity.

So, some advice for you finally:
Grow up - you're the one who's acting like a kid.
Get a life - Deny it all you want, you don't have one anyway.
Get freaking real - it would make the world a better place, for you as well.
And finally, before you post, think. I know you said that to me, but that does still not make it your insult in any sense except that it is more true when used against you. Oh, and read my post as well, will you? Might put some intelligence in your contributions to this conversation as well.