Comments on Bannable Offenses: I Am A F&%@ING Genius

I'm in! Where do I sign?

2010-01-15T16:30:13.768-08:00

I'm in! Where do I sign?

The best part: after four weeks of hardcore, non-s...

2010-01-15T13:22:27.115-08:00

The best part: after four weeks of hardcore, non-stop MMO playing. You'll probably want to take a gaming break when you get home. Thus reinfocing the effectiveness of the "treatment"!

Brilliant sir, truly brilliant.

about showers... or have the nympho cheerleaders ...

2010-01-15T10:50:51.112-08:00

about showers...

or have the nympho cheerleaders give the gamers daily sponge baths

My First thought was 'pure genius!' quickl...

2010-01-15T06:30:07.891-08:00

My First thought was 'pure genius!' quickly followed by 'Dear god, the smell after a few days would kill me.'

Make sure your 'Patients' are forced to take showers. Otherwise it could become unpleasant. After all everyone knows us gamers are a filthy breed.

I agree that WoW's an inferior game. There ar...

2010-01-14T06:40:39.298-08:00

I agree that WoW's an inferior game.

There are raids in LOTRO, too. :P

Everyone who signed up; your crazy. To prove it, I...

2010-01-14T00:02:00.798-08:00

Everyone who signed up; your crazy. To prove it, I'll go NEXT DOOR. Yea...I said it first.
I got your certificate right here.

Fuck yeah!

2010-01-13T23:21:50.623-08:00

Fuck yeah!

I would love to assist by lining up deep-pocketed ...

2010-01-13T20:11:16.283-08:00

I would love to assist by lining up deep-pocketed investors.

Unfortunately, if I knew any deep-pocketed investors, I wouldn't be talking to you right now, so I'll just recommend the "center" to all the deep-pocketed nerds I can find. Those, I know plenty of.

To the people who said the nympho cheerleaders wou...

2010-01-13T18:14:28.123-08:00

To the people who said the nympho cheerleaders wouldn't do anything for you, you're either:

A) A chick

B) Gay

C) Lying

And since there are no women on the internet, it must be either B or C.

Kinda makes me wonder what Dave's 12-step prog...

2010-01-13T16:14:57.904-08:00

Kinda makes me wonder what Dave's 12-step program for MMORPG.A. would be...

Not that Nympho cheerleaders do anything for me an...

2010-01-13T15:33:50.819-08:00

Not that Nympho cheerleaders do anything for me anyways but I agree that it would just be a distraction. How are you supposed to focus on 4 straight weeks of brain bleeding non stop gaming when there's hot women shoving their large bouncy breasts in your face constantly? Then again it would certainly keep the guys distracted enough that I'd be able to get pop on that nm they were camping... Hmm.

As long as you don't put it up next to a food ...

2010-01-13T13:19:51.653-08:00

As long as you don't put it up next to a food addiction clinic. No fat chicks.

Sign me up!

2010-01-13T12:48:33.274-08:00

Sign me up!

Hahahaha, this is awesome.

2010-01-13T12:19:15.519-08:00

Hahahaha, this is awesome.

This IS the greatest idea ever.....I LOVE you in ...

2010-01-13T12:06:07.140-08:00

This IS the greatest idea ever.....I LOVE you in the mouth! Sign me up. Twice!

2010-01-13T12:05:26.572-08:00

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Oh, and I forgot. Rule number one: No one talks ab...

2010-01-13T10:21:32.075-08:00

Oh, and I forgot. Rule number one: No one talks about MMORPG treatment.

There is something that makes it even better. If ...

2010-01-13T10:17:45.187-08:00

There is something that makes it even better. If you have health insurance the company will cover the cost of the stay. So, you're committed for a month of non-stop gaming. No one to interupt or otherwise complain to you. You are "cured" of your condition. Finally, it is free! Epic! Also, a relapse lands you back for more free, in ever sense of the word, gaming. On top of that, you get nympho cheerleaders as a bonus! What's not to like about that deal?

Hi, My name is Jguy and I have an MMORPG addictio...

2010-01-13T08:48:03.030-08:00

Hi,

My name is Jguy and I have an MMORPG addiction. Sign me up.

Raids!? Really the only way to ruin this idea is t...

2010-01-13T08:38:23.921-08:00

Raids!? Really the only way to ruin this idea is to let WOW players in. And if you dont play WOW...try to substitute the word events in to avoid being confused for playing a lesser MMO

2010-01-13T08:36:33.362-08:00

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I'm in.

2010-01-13T07:30:27.691-08:00

I'm in.

You CAN'T build the resort next to a nymphoman...

2010-01-13T06:32:51.239-08:00

You CAN'T build the resort next to a nymphomania treatment center for cheerleaders; that'd distract everyone from the raids!

Otherwise I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Pure genius.

2010-01-13T06:26:17.821-08:00

Pure genius.

Although the Nympho Cheerleader treatment facility...

2010-01-13T06:06:00.005-08:00

Although the Nympho Cheerleader treatment facility next door has no sway over me, it's still genius.

Check me in!