Comments on Bannable Offenses: And Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 1

I told my boyfriend that this year I didn't wa...

2010-03-11T09:15:00.331-08:00

I told my boyfriend that this year I didn't want to exchange gifts because I've been way too busy with school to focus on anything else. So you know what we did? Didn't exchange gifts. I actually ended up feeling like an ass because he got me a card and I didn't get anything at all for him.

2010-03-11T09:13:33.451-08:00

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Hear hear! Encore encore!

2010-02-28T00:38:23.792-08:00

Hear hear! Encore encore!

I know Dave means this to be funny, but all I feel...

2010-02-27T20:46:22.473-08:00

I know Dave means this to be funny, but all I feel is sad...and angry...that Dave's stuck with someone who plays those kinds of games.

Am I the only frakkin' woman in the world who truly does not CARE about all those stupid little hallmark-holidays?

Actually the translation goes: Woman: Oh, I don&#...

2010-02-27T15:11:10.430-08:00

Actually the translation goes:

Woman: Oh, I don't want anything

Translation: This is a test. A test I am implimenting for you to PROVE, not show, your affection to me. Failure on your part to PROVE DAMN IT, that you know what I like will result in punishment because what you want doesn't matter because the world revolves around ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

Oh, geez. Look, this is very simple. I'll try ...

2010-02-27T13:04:51.376-08:00

Oh, geez. Look, this is very simple. I'll try to translate into Man for you.

Woman: "Oh, I don't want anything."

Man: "Surprise me with something romantic. Make sure you're aware of my allergies, likes and dislikes, and whether or not I'm on a diet. Don't spend too much, because I know money's tight, but don't be cheap, either. And God help you if your 'gift' is an excuse to have sex."

In this case, you usually can't go wrong with a long-stemmed rose and a box of chocolates.

Unless she's on a diet.

Or allergic to roses.

Or doesn't like chocolate.

Or you get her that every year.

I can only do so much, Dave.

"Tomorrow's Post: Susan reads this post.&...

2010-02-26T21:41:20.830-08:00

"Tomorrow's Post: Susan reads this post."

I really, really should have seen this coming, but it made me laugh so hard.