Comments on Bannable Offenses: I Can Has Ban?

Ugh, someone remove Kayla's post pls. Self-righteo...

2008-02-13T00:50:00.000-08:00

Ugh, someone remove Kayla's post pls. Self-righteous fun-spoiling idiots like that annoy me so much.

She'll have us eating no meat, having sex only after marriage, and being best friends with trees next ; ;

Sorry.

This was good classic Dave stuff and I loved it. ...

2008-02-09T17:29:00.000-08:00

This was good classic Dave stuff and I loved it. Made me feel much better after reading the one about the lot/steal thing. It got me a bit rilled up. Yeah I'm reading from newest to oldest to catch up. I love the pleasant little surprised in life like a whole slew of GM Dave posts I haven't enjoyed yet. Thanks for the gleeful giggles I get from banning stories. <3

@kalya"Definitions of satire on the Web:sarcasm: w...

2008-02-07T21:04:00.000-08:00

@kalya
"Definitions of satire on the Web:
sarcasm: witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a ..."

"Definitions of fictional on the Web:
fabricated: formed or conceived by the imagination; "a fabricated excuse for his absence"; "a fancied wrong"; "a fictional character"; "used fictitious names"; "a made-up story""

"Definitions of humor on the Web:
wit: the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor""

It's one thing for a customer to trip the ToS and ...

2008-02-06T18:16:00.000-08:00

It's one thing for a customer to trip the ToS and lose priveledges, but it's quite another for a GM to act like a complete ass and use his own privs as a meduim to do so, and only for the lulz.

Dave, if you want your lulz, go get a real job and pull that crap with a confused customer, pretending or otherwise.

Player>> WHY DID I GET BANNED?[GM]Dave>> Did you d...

2008-02-04T16:17:00.000-08:00

Player>> WHY DID I GET BANNED?
[GM]Dave>> Did you do anything against the rules?
Player>> I did use a fish bot.
[GM]Dave>> Uh huh.
Player>> But I didn't know what it was.
[GM]Dave>> Is your DSL light on?
Player>> STOP THAT!
[GM]Dave>> Sorry.
[GM]Dave>> Thought we were pretending again

LMAO

thanks for coming back, we sure missed you!

2008-01-28T16:51:00.000-08:00

thanks for coming back, we sure missed you!

"But I didn't know what it was" A bot a a program...

2008-01-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

"But I didn't know what it was" A bot a a program that plays you game for oyu, right? So the story is this guy turn on his account clicked on a stick he just saw lying on the ground of his desktop, and walked away for hours....

only to come back flabberghasted that a program had went and done all this fishing for him! Outrageous!

You've got to be kidding me.

Whoah, another story! Hope you start writing more ...

2008-01-27T14:59:00.000-08:00

Whoah, another story! Hope you start writing more often, check here regularily.

"Is your DSL light on?"

Dave's back!

2008-01-26T15:05:00.000-08:00

Dave's back!

Awesome, [GM]Dave. Hope you write more, and please...

2008-01-26T08:49:00.000-08:00

Awesome, [GM]Dave. Hope you write more, and please, PLEASE put some Jormy love in.

P.S. Screw Tiamat.

As always, real fun reading your blog :P Good to s...

2008-01-26T01:30:00.000-08:00

As always, real fun reading your blog :P Good to see you post again!

GLEEE more [GM]Dave'y'ness sweet. hope your little...

2008-01-25T21:21:00.000-08:00

GLEEE more [GM]Dave'y'ness

sweet.

hope your little Rat is doing well

& Susan, for that matter.

2008-01-25T20:29:00.000-08:00

& Susan, for that matter.

[GM]Dave,FINALLY!!! You're back! Took you forever ...

2008-01-25T20:27:00.000-08:00

[GM]Dave,

FINALLY!!! You're back! Took you forever to update your blog, didn't ya? Glad you didn't give up on this hi-goddamn-larious blog.

P.S.: Eagerly awaiting more stories featuring Jormy.

He's back! He's back! The Man Is Back!:thrusts fis...

2008-01-25T13:12:00.000-08:00

He's back! He's back! The Man Is Back!

:thrusts fist in air:
:headbangs:

I love GM Dave

2008-01-25T06:31:00.000-08:00

I love GM Dave <333

Some people just need to get beat with a sock full...

2008-01-25T04:47:00.000-08:00

Some people just need to get beat with a sock full of nickels until they have the brain aneurysm and then they can here the ding sound.

Player>> I did use a fish bot.[GM]Dave>> Uh huh.Pl...

2008-01-25T00:27:00.000-08:00

Player>> I did use a fish bot.
[GM]Dave>> Uh huh.
Player>> But I didn't know what it was.
[GM]Dave>> Is your DSL light on?
Player>> STOP THAT!

and

[GM]Dave>> I'll just ban your roommate's account.
Player>> WHAT?!
Player>> WHY?!
[GM]Dave>> Safety precaution, sir.
[GM]Dave>> Your stupidity could be contagious.

Thats what made me lol hard.

Excellent riposte [GM]Dave. Keep em coming!

2008-01-24T23:24:00.000-08:00

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