tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post3957361625611804273..comments2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00Goblin Smithyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8747401454577844062008-01-20T15:31:00.000-08:002008-01-20T15:31:00.000-08:00Please just give us SOMETHING! :( I noticed you updated your other blog on November 21, so that means you didn't die between then and when you wrote the last update for this blog. So please, even if it's a notice saying you'll never write again, just give it to us ...Calamarthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08979002364633943542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-35842979771714108662008-01-17T11:18:00.000-08:002008-01-17T11:18:00.000-08:00[GM]Dave, your fans miss you. You give me the best laughs while i'm at work, please come back.Balthierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10474748221451086483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-34646400166781515112008-01-14T18:12:00.000-08:002008-01-14T18:12:00.000-08:00Close the blog. Can't update, RL too much, just close it. People move on, everyone happy.NJLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09813504541389055454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5623543644195434552008-01-07T00:11:00.000-08:002008-01-07T00:11:00.000-08:00Babies make great money on eBay. I don't think it's legal, but if you're able to feed things to dragons, who gives a damn?Tord2MKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16725233334267890572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-23709327824579524242008-01-05T08:58:00.000-08:002008-01-05T08:58:00.000-08:00Okay, can I be the first to start the rumors that Dave died over Christmas again?<BR/><BR/>It's true! This time, a giant bookcase fell on him, pinning him to the ground. He was stuck that way for 5 weeks, surviving only by eating parts of his own hand.<BR/><BR/>But he pressed on, and one day the bill collectors came to shut off the power to his house and they saw him. He was free!<BR/><BR/>He was so happy, that he ran outside... and was hit by a bus.<BR/><BR/>True story!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01247910155430502192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-82549970095523062062008-01-03T09:07:00.000-08:002008-01-03T09:07:00.000-08:00are you the asshole who stole the cab vouchers...hahahahahahaha...you suckredcabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17182185065377197246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-18781231473068023792007-12-27T20:11:00.000-08:002007-12-27T20:11:00.000-08:00*sigh* <BR/><BR/>Still nothin'Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01247910155430502192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-59235133355437421082007-12-08T04:32:00.000-08:002007-12-08T04:32:00.000-08:00Very belated checkin on this. Glad to see you're experiencing all the joys of fatherhood!<BR/><BR/>I'd say watch out for other projectile body fluids, but I'm sure by now you've either experienced them firsthand or learned to dodge. You'd never expect that kind of problem from girls...<BR/><BR/>Still, you can happily look forward to the day the kiddo can walk. Which quickly becomes the months the kiddo runs for the hills the moment the diaper is off.<BR/><BR/>Toddlers are the real reason there are safety straps on changing tables.Lodrelhaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04638763062373142739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-20752769794867390522007-12-04T03:24:00.000-08:002007-12-04T03:24:00.000-08:00Well, I was tempted to sell a former friends son on ebay... the Arabs next door offered more for him though... thankfully the kids mum picked him up after leaving him with me for nine days... can you tell I'm bitter...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06374189935732092496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-10469590585216874002007-12-01T13:05:00.000-08:002007-12-01T13:05:00.000-08:00I find it ironic that throughout this blog you mention "Irony" a lot, but you don't seem to even know what it means.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03607907807678557104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-54885753390451726502007-11-22T05:12:00.000-08:002007-11-22T05:12:00.000-08:00Good to hear you are doing "ok". <BR/><BR/>Have fun trying to sell the hellspawn. ;)Tommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04476280700998210943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1099840568135940352007-11-21T15:52:00.001-08:002007-11-21T15:52:00.001-08:00This *update* post *update* may *update* contain *update* subliminal *update* messages.<BR/><BR/>First comment here, but I've been a fan of this blog since it started up.<BR/><BR/>This blog is an essential part to the livelyhood and sanity of many, so save us from the 'tards.<BR/><BR/>PS: Kill the kid, bury it on the beach and blame the mafia.rulerofiron99https://www.blogger.com/profile/06779911233453998154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-78601537836173484052007-11-21T15:52:00.000-08:002007-11-21T15:52:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.rulerofiron99https://www.blogger.com/profile/06779911233453998154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-76280847097063331212007-11-13T06:56:00.000-08:002007-11-13T06:56:00.000-08:00I know how you feel. On Nov 2nd my female demon spawn plunged into the world. She's now 11 days old, and this morning I too found the gurgling noise. And the vomit. It was spectacular. She had perfect aim--right for the unkempt hair of my sleeping wife. She loved it. She was so thrilled, she began flailing wildly in excitement, punching me in various parts of my body for not moving fast enough to get a towel. It was great.Dave0https://www.blogger.com/profile/04585474614397479221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-72165308306717809202007-11-06T10:31:00.000-08:002007-11-06T10:31:00.000-08:00Hehe, update man.<BR/><BR/>Update !<BR/><BR/>UPDATE NOW !<BR/><BR/>On a side note, feel free to pay my blog a visit. I can promise you it's real, I'm real and the stupidity as overwhelming as it is, it's real. Unfortunately.Original Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07923648098770884849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-30250979516750904692007-11-06T10:26:00.000-08:002007-11-06T10:26:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Original Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07923648098770884849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8472966350692571032007-11-05T10:19:00.000-08:002007-11-05T10:19:00.000-08:00You can try to sell it, but eBay will just take down the auction.Argentos of Windursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01829014191092301577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-59330353751702957222007-11-01T15:29:00.001-07:002007-11-01T15:29:00.001-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Hylianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071910096988205119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-39485186752095129572007-11-01T15:29:00.000-07:002007-11-01T15:29:00.000-07:00Dad >> i'm selling our kid... We need food<BR/>Mom >> FOOD?! you can't sell children for FOOD!<BR/>Dad >> ok, food and a Wii... <BR/>Mom >> ...<BR/>Dad >> and i'll throw in a free brand new lazyboy recliner...<BR/>Mom >> honey, you can't sell our child for food...<BR/>Baby >> ... urgh...<BR/>Dad >> He's wakin up...<BR/>Baby >> uh.. ahhh...<BR/>Mom >> oh no... he's about to cry...<BR/>Baby >> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!<BR/>Mom >> SELL THAT THING NOW! <BR/>Dad >> yes ma'am, he'll be sold quicker than you can say "use condoms"Hylianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071910096988205119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-86733937947090536512007-10-26T00:14:00.000-07:002007-10-26T00:14:00.000-07:00I'll buy it, and pay shipping. I need something to rewire the back of my AV, and I can't get back there..<BR/><BR/>Maybe that or some sort of titanium cup is needed for when you ask Susan to clean baby sick.Nirachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876829837629974689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-65978760827000731032007-10-25T05:13:00.000-07:002007-10-25T05:13:00.000-07:00Awwwe...<BR/><BR/>There was a thread on alla talking about the things we missed the most about the game that seem to no longer be around.<BR/><BR/>One of the posters mentioned that the thing he missed most was GM Dave.<BR/><BR/>Go out there and hand him his nooby butt so he can feel happy again :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528732567537601681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-48524044889513100402007-10-17T19:55:00.000-07:002007-10-17T19:55:00.000-07:00All right!<BR/>Welcome back!<BR/><BR/>It's been a while since i logged onto your blog, but I'm glad i did today.<BR/><BR/>Good to know your well and "back" for more blog entries.<BR/><BR/>ciaoAlshandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15845186509812195718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-22293155882892328782007-10-17T06:43:00.000-07:002007-10-17T06:43:00.000-07:00Great to see you're "fine".<BR/>Heh heh...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03446338671767798582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-54693932309533854632007-10-16T20:13:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:13:00.000-07:00Hmm...<BR/><BR/>sadly I don't think Human Trafficking is legal on eBay, despite the other shit that goes on that site.<BR/><BR/>I found this out the hard way when I tried to sell my brother...ACS didn't like that (just kidding, I would never sell my brother on eBay...though I would like to).<BR/><BR/>There WAS an easy solution to this problem, and this post only strengthens this argument.<BR/><BR/>Don't have kidsXatticushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648409663917165057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-89355695180326991312007-10-13T20:45:00.000-07:002007-10-13T20:45:00.000-07:00Yay! I'm so glad your back with new funnies. Much help to my foul mood. I love babies. <3Alison the Amazing Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06577407983620554060noreply@blogger.com