<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post3858457694705511362..comments</id><updated>2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Bannable Offenses: Father&#39;s Day</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html'/><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/"/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5274700686311591198</id><published>2008-06-19T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T10:46:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You know it actually sounds like you and her fathe...</title><content type='html'>You know it actually sounds like you and her father are alot alike. I can see you being that way when with your daughter&#39;s husband. Funny how life works. lol</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/5274700686311591198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/5274700686311591198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213897560000#c5274700686311591198' title=''/><author><name>Rachael Pergler</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/13966420983550903196</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6mwpSU3OWjY1f_Q0ZEKmk3HCSmSrty_QfNP2ltjhWkQ4h2Edd1E8nOQza8NqhWF0-YIwniNIGrEo9yu_y9Kb5iYNZksvCRq__AFhy86b-NKWA4_7Nd-sPHgh3lPRniiY/s220/10678856_10152428265368650_7010751096712373741_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1754727407"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:46 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4497318247263342490</id><published>2008-06-18T16:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T16:37:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to alienate a Father-In-Law.1) Steer the conve...</title><content type='html'>How to alienate a Father-In-Law.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;1) Steer the conversation towards sex.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;2) Talk about something totally freaky and RECENT (Feel free to make something up).&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;3) Watch as he gets upset.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;4) When he asks, tell him &quot;NO, I&#39;m not talking about your daughter.  It would be sick to talk to you about sex with her, what&#39;s wrong with you?&quot;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I had that conversation with my FIL about 7 years ago.  Haven&#39;t seen him since.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/4497318247263342490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/4497318247263342490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213832220000#c4497318247263342490' title=''/><author><name>Mr. Jeff</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/14922666777662552599</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1122249464"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="4:37 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3165531018194352286</id><published>2008-06-18T12:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T12:47:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I haven&#39;t seen my father in over 10 years, and I h...</title><content type='html'>I haven&#39;t seen my father in over 10 years, and I have no significant other who can annoy me with her father, so Father&#39;s Day to me was any other day. Well, except that I was working overtime, so I was still miserable.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Also...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;I&gt;HerFather&gt;&gt; Did you see where my ball went?&lt;BR/&gt;[GM]Dave&gt;&gt; Behind the tree.&lt;BR/&gt;HerFather&gt;&gt; Which tree?&lt;BR/&gt;[GM]Dave&gt;&gt; The one in front of your ball.&lt;BR/&gt;[GM]Dave&gt;&gt; Geez.&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I was drinking some soda and needed to clean my monitor after reading that. Bravo, Dave.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/3165531018194352286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/3165531018194352286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213818420000#c3165531018194352286' title=''/><author><name>Bufuman</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17469148587840239610</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_25vX0uZFJn8/SBX9cgMc2jI/AAAAAAAAAAM/x81rOz7yOf8/S220/Asian+President.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-781923396"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:47 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5298112067294253256</id><published>2008-06-17T21:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T21:38:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man, I hear ya.  I spent my Father&#39;s Day escorting...</title><content type='html'>Man, I hear ya.  I spent my Father&#39;s Day escorting a grouchy wife and a grouchy daughter all around town to do grocery shopping that should already have been done the day before.  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;All I wanted was a few hours of peace in quiet BY MYSELF, but instead I get a gift certificate, some DVDs I&#39;ve never heard of, and a golf game for the Wii that my wife will play more than I ever will.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Happy Father&#39;s Day anyway. &gt;.&lt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/5298112067294253256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/5298112067294253256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213763880000#c5298112067294253256' title=''/><author><name>Taylor-MadeAK</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09366928864850168787</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj76XGyx4iuWTuLaUb7UOoL6W3MyMaTy5vXRNoQY8lTq5BFL0kXIlefpQ5GiGLidisHEVylfdqOwUIY539mlse7Ak20XbWwNZ39byfE_Av790j3RJmLV3SLi3Y-Bcrwrw/s220/nDSC02781.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-565185007"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:38 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1684600615040163091</id><published>2008-06-17T21:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T21:05:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>haha i went golfing too.. cept it was in my grandp...</title><content type='html'>haha i went golfing too.. cept it was in my grandparents back yard... it was more of a game of cipping-the-ball-into-an-intertube-30-feet-away. its quite fun actually... ill send you the rules if you like. you could try it with HerFather next father day when they randomly are in town and decide to drop by unannounced. =]&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;btw. i just started my journey in FFXI. my friend is helpin me along so i wont be a noob... in fact ive almost gotten rid of the damn red question mark lol =D</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/1684600615040163091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/1684600615040163091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213761900000#c1684600615040163091' title=''/><author><name>Tim</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01559505047960160740</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-564495644"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:05 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4026531105106698384</id><published>2008-06-17T20:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T20:50:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch.  Just... ouch.  I hate golfing.</title><content type='html'>Ouch.  Just... ouch.  I hate golfing.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/4026531105106698384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/3858457694705511362/comments/default/4026531105106698384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html?showComment=1213761000000#c4026531105106698384' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/13107086054976345914</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2008/06/fathers-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3858457694705511362' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/3858457694705511362' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1315645284"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:50 PM"/></entry></feed>