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On the plus side you can use it to mess with Susan...

2008-03-24T20:25:00.000-07:00

On the plus side you can use it to mess with Susan.

Well... ask the Japanese to come up with a Auto-tr...

2008-03-13T16:21:00.000-07:00

Well... ask the Japanese to come up with a Auto-translator? I can see it now:

English IRL: [Helldive]!

Japanese IRL: [English] - _ -;

You don't have to limit yourself to just games by ...

2008-03-13T14:16:00.000-07:00

You don't have to limit yourself to just games by SE. There's tons of (good/bad) Japanese-only games out there to play.

I wish I could understand even one of them.

Lucky you.

(Forgive me for cluttering your space.)

2008-03-13T14:15:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-13T14:12:00.000-07:00

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hehe, i learned japanese for a while, and all it's...

2008-03-13T12:57:00.000-07:00

hehe, i learned japanese for a while, and all it's ever allowed me to do is cuss someone out in the language... same with german... why is it i'm only interested in words i can use for verbal abuse in other languages?

lol

hey, this one's off-topic, but it kinda fits to ur post about ur blog writing itself. u might have heard about it... but i think one of your fellow final fantasy consumers (erhm, that is EMO DUMBASS) decided to play ostrich and bury his freakin head in the sand. and then died.

don't believe me?

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_031008WAB_boy_buried_LJ.3e86c380.html

good @#%$#^%$##%$ lord... how the...

and note the look of the pastor when they flip to him the first time... can you SEE he's trying not to laugh?

Dave, I know how to fix this problem.Okay, first, ...

2008-03-12T10:18:00.000-07:00

Dave, I know how to fix this problem.

Okay, first, you gotta get booze. For several reasons. Mostly cause booze is good.

Then, you need to find every Japanese player on the server.

Next, you teach them how to speak FUCKING ENGLISH!

And, you finish it up with feeding them to a dragon, and booze.

Be subtle at first, though, or else it's racist!

And, should that fail, spend a day at home with your kid... after taking out all the baby food. Send Susan to a spa (read: Internet Cafe), and tell her that you'll "handle it."

You still can't sell it on eBay, Dave.

Did you atleast learn the swear words?

2008-03-12T07:57:00.000-07:00

Did you atleast learn the swear words?

I know a good way for you to reformat your brain, ...

2008-03-12T07:05:00.000-07:00

I know a good way for you to reformat your brain, Dave.

Work two straight shifts at your job. With a supervisor working next to you. A nosy one.

I daresay your brain will collapse shortly into the second shift.

I wonder how smithy feels about this... hinthint

2008-03-11T22:50:00.000-07:00

I wonder how smithy feels about this... hinthint

Well, now you can torment the Japanese players a l...

2008-03-11T22:06:00.000-07:00

Well, now you can torment the Japanese players a little more effectively.

To reformat the brain all that needs to be done is drink a lot of whiskey and add one hammer into the equation...

and possibly a trip to the Emergency Room.

Everyone knows the language of MMO's is KoreanBut ...

2008-03-11T18:51:00.000-07:00

Everyone knows the language of MMO's is Korean

But still...if you've got a thing for Asians, Japan offers the hottest women...I suppose you could talk to the girl in her native tongue before she pleasures you

Yes.Shut your heart down for someplace between 5 t...

2008-03-11T18:43:00.000-07:00

Yes.

Shut your heart down for someplace between 5 to 12 minutes. It will cause no immediate damage, but your brain will be formatted.

All this can be accomplished with a simple defibrillator.