<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post2589729569340989776..comments</id><updated>2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Bannable Offenses: You&#39;ve Got To Be Kidding</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html'/><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/"/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>44</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5500475017708498389</id><published>2009-01-25T21:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T21:59:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Don&#39;t cats eat fish?...</title><content type='html'>Don&#39;t cats eat fish?...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5500475017708498389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5500475017708498389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232949540000#c5500475017708498389' title=''/><author><name>Becky</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/16990278575895444380</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkkAyoBzUYbuCC3trBQ4npACDVl-dV8loKauytITBvS0Zuefh7GcTSY3ICas4NkZuFI-WfmtZQy3AZkMfXUZan7TxiUxsFXFSTYQbLK_VHdNnnuJL2ElF4zKlEwHYE4Q/s220/wowscrnshot010311002402.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1331551458"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:59 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-975715971479147861</id><published>2009-01-20T20:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T20:47:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I want to go out, right now, and eat my FILL of &quot;s...</title><content type='html'>I want to go out, right now, and eat my FILL of &quot;sea kittens.&quot;  I already hate cats, and like to eat fish.  This is mother fucking win-win for me!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/975715971479147861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/975715971479147861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232513220000#c975715971479147861' title=''/><author><name>The Ogre (aka, Matt)</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01022478609061693524</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-74790158"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:47 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3734605313387871214</id><published>2009-01-20T18:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T18:49:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This is incredibly retarded, and I agree; even tho...</title><content type='html'>This is incredibly retarded, and I agree; even though I hate fish (as food), I might have to start eating them on the sole premise that I could one day ask a cute girl out to a nice place for a delicious sea kitten dinner, then gauge her facial expression.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I still don&amp;#39;t know whats worse tho, this, or PETA actually trying to convince Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&amp;#39;s to use breast milk in their ice cream... &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Yeah, they did that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3734605313387871214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3734605313387871214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232506140000#c3734605313387871214' title=''/><author><name>tamachan7137</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/13041491553695082333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjci5e6OZMNL1UWzf9u768AhfeRNWKnJwlu1xT0ePgJrjt4OFJEawR4u_FxADuSlQk_yFPTLTGTvsAvI_zNMpSmX2aYMctGv4aQyq4-d0RIWuM2_9x9RjZ8SDDNkiOMXQ/s220/Tama-chan02[1].jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3303660033628314410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3303660033628314410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232442300000#c3303660033628314410' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-347326848"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:05 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-965885091618810313</id><published>2009-01-19T12:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T12:33:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>don&#39;t read the news.</title><content type='html'>don&#39;t read the news.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/965885091618810313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/965885091618810313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232397180000#c965885091618810313' title=''/><author><name>Kyle</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/14338447755401860383</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1896076476"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:33 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-3539885738671135987</id><published>2009-01-19T07:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T07:55:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I eat sea kittens raw. I&#39;m totally turning that in...</title><content type='html'>I eat sea kittens raw. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I&#39;m totally turning that into a tshirt.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3539885738671135987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/3539885738671135987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232380500000#c3539885738671135987' title=''/><author><name>Me!</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10694032310385244509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-735791697"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:55 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6278125980588703751</id><published>2009-01-17T07:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-17T07:10:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Has anyone even seen this yet?http://hosted.ap.org...</title><content type='html'>Has anyone even seen this yet?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_VATICAN_GOOGLE?SITE=WBAL&amp;amp;SECTION=TECHNOLOGY&amp;amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;It&amp;#39;s from a local news station in Maryland, WBAL about the Pope getting google video.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/6278125980588703751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/6278125980588703751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232205000000#c6278125980588703751' title=''/><author><name>Brad Murray</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/15530890250381631900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgonxBZmG6rGOfDoK9cwPcwvNpG9zfGtUpYnzhJUBg02TNeXNIlrPfSM7_mDDS9QfgjEwhlI9_ULRU-n_GLI_nqa0CqYucU_JnVk5_U-nZLNBwovDhE_dfoPGPj07BVag/s220/IMG_8651.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-382361138"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:10 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-6557273985486991608</id><published>2009-01-16T17:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T17:46:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Y&#39;know, I want to have some sound equipment set up...</title><content type='html'>Y&#39;know, I want to have some sound equipment set up when the PETA tries to pitch this to Clover Leaf or to the captain of any fish processing boat.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;  I want to know just how far away you can hear the laughter...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;  But in all seriousness, I thought &quot;fish&quot; was an etymological classification right next to &quot;mammal&quot;.  I guess the next thing for them to do is replace &quot;bird&quot; with &quot;air puppy&quot; or some equally stupid thing to imply better treatment of chickens.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/6557273985486991608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/6557273985486991608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232156760000#c6557273985486991608' title=''/><author><name>Tristan Kain</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/11183108742116017854</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-628579609"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:46 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1799236040984445889</id><published>2009-01-16T17:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T17:28:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I absolutely detest PETA and all the bullshit it s...</title><content type='html'>I absolutely detest PETA and all the bullshit it spouts on a daily basis. This only makes them worse. &amp;gt;_&amp;gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/1799236040984445889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/1799236040984445889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232155680000#c1799236040984445889' title=''/><author><name>AzureShadow</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/03447468068170083565</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-Sp99lwa17Vw5lMG98ek-fhfoM3Ed7462Bgt_ud7UQN84VUayyQN1tR4uVtBSxiRdkF7myItPSkth3JfIOQT254e9Jd1TabtYDht9vxrL_NMelUafGzqiNhfGakXpUKI/s220/shigureavvy.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1619950450"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:28 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-639633742044703998</id><published>2009-01-16T13:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T13:01:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If your bet sea kitten has too many baby sea kitte...</title><content type='html'>&lt;I&gt;If your bet sea kitten has too many baby sea kitten kittens, how do you drown them in a sack? Throw them on the beach?&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Well clearly you should have your sea kitten spayed or neutered</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/639633742044703998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/639633742044703998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232139660000#c639633742044703998' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09341011537484907464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1172732526"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:01 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-9104431431524424639</id><published>2009-01-16T11:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T11:21:00.001-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If your bet sea kitten has too many baby sea kitte...</title><content type='html'>If your bet sea kitten has too many baby sea kitten kittens, how do you drown them in a sack? Throw them on the beach?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/9104431431524424639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/9104431431524424639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232133660001#c9104431431524424639' title=''/><author><name>GreatMno</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01161746103486577228</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1471750779"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="11:21 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-874697270619692966</id><published>2009-01-16T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T11:21:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeahhhhh... Call fish something else after we have...</title><content type='html'>Yeahhhhh... Call fish something else after we have already established and called it fish for how many millennia... Sure let&#39;s just do that and screw with the markets and economy. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Other countries won&#39;t know wtf were talking about and fishing industries will have to spend millions maybe even billions on renaming their companies,logos, and so on for thier products.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/874697270619692966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/874697270619692966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232133660000#c874697270619692966' title=''/><author><name>Sword</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17505664584347151003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1942083045"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="11:21 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5959617324124576474</id><published>2009-01-16T06:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T06:04:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>As I see it, eating plants is cowardly. They can’t...</title><content type='html'>&lt;I&gt;As I see it, eating plants is cowardly. They can’t fight or run, you rip them from the ground, toss them into fridge colder and darker than any dungeon, then torture them to pieces and cook and or eat them.&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Would you prefer I put my carrot on remote controlled car with rockets on it? then cut it&#39;s head off? :P&lt;BR/&gt;by the way the number of plants that can kill you to eat is not THAT high...Just sayin&#39;&lt;BR/&gt;ANYWAY WTF?! Sea kittens?!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5959617324124576474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5959617324124576474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232114640000#c5959617324124576474' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09341011537484907464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1172732526"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="6:04 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-7657889693124548343</id><published>2009-01-16T01:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T01:21:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dave, please... stop titling your posts like this....</title><content type='html'>Dave, please... stop titling your posts like this... the universe notices you know, it sees you taunting it, just begging it for more retardation.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Please, for the good of mankind, whatever your feelings are, title optimistically, the universe only reads titles.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/7657889693124548343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/7657889693124548343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232097660000#c7657889693124548343' title=''/><author><name>Lokkin Achitame</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05125376398872809508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1302064986"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:21 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4074464415948378344</id><published>2009-01-15T22:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T22:59:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>....&quot;Honey, I&#39;m going sea kittening tomorrow. Don&#39;...</title><content type='html'>....&quot;Honey, I&#39;m going sea kittening tomorrow. Don&#39;t expect me back. At all. ....Ever.&quot;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;That is BEYOND retarded. XD</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/4074464415948378344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/4074464415948378344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232089140000#c4074464415948378344' title=''/><author><name>Melody</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01010743112716666414</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VaB2G3KEjsQ/SgUnAIoOuHI/AAAAAAAAAd0/QsaQ__iwtxA/S220/Picture+7.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-2111213976"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:59 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-7224150393193733329</id><published>2009-01-15T19:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T19:18:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I think this is my favourite post yet.And I have a...</title><content type='html'>I think this is my favourite post yet.&lt;BR/&gt;And I have a lot of favourite posts.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/7224150393193733329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/7224150393193733329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232075880000#c7224150393193733329' title=''/><author><name>Holly</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10262499653038767560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1894461095"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:18 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2755312518045756565</id><published>2009-01-15T17:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T17:30:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wait... Don&amp;#39;t we have sea cows already?  No on...</title><content type='html'>Wait... Don&amp;#39;t we have sea cows already?  No one eats manatee burger, though.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I would LOVE to go somewhere &amp;amp; order &amp;#39;Kit &amp;amp; Chips&amp;#39;, though!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;(Say it out loud, it&amp;#39;s funnier!)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/2755312518045756565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/2755312518045756565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232069400000#c2755312518045756565' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17934887117008960487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-775053178"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:30 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5985507483353306171</id><published>2009-01-15T14:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T14:52:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>As I see it, eating plants is cowardly. They can’t...</title><content type='html'>&lt;I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;As I see it, eating plants is cowardly. They can’t fight or run, you rip them from the ground, toss them into fridge colder and darker than any dungeon, then torture them to pieces and cook and or eat them.&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;All we are saaaaayyyyying...is give peas a chance....</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5985507483353306171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5985507483353306171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232059920000#c5985507483353306171' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/07782405276456250637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1790818655"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:52 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2764355296713683516</id><published>2009-01-15T14:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T14:44:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sea lions are NOT the kings of the ocean, so this ...</title><content type='html'>Sea lions are NOT the kings of the ocean, so this new name doesn&#39;t even make sense, even if you try to take it seriously. Which can&#39;t be done to begin with.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Suppose this change does happen in some alternate universe in a different dimension (under a &quot;yes we can&quot; motto), can we rename PETA to GROP (Group Of Retarded People)?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/2764355296713683516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/2764355296713683516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232059440000#c2764355296713683516' title=''/><author><name>Unknown</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/09366650295261890385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1793681018"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:44 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1251847289077701305</id><published>2009-01-15T14:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T14:34:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=gr...</title><content type='html'>http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&#39;nuff said.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/1251847289077701305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/1251847289077701305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232058840000#c1251847289077701305' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-347326848"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:34 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8086250145983191953</id><published>2009-01-15T13:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:16:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Seems to establish a positive link between not eat...</title><content type='html'>Seems to establish a positive link between not eating meat and brain damage. I &lt;B&gt;knew&lt;/B&gt; it!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/8086250145983191953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/8086250145983191953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232054160000#c8086250145983191953' title=''/><author><name>Dorian Mode</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/16725253081335186999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-14547095"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:16 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-5545980168582413883</id><published>2009-01-15T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:00:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I am a member of PETA, and i am outraged! When did...</title><content type='html'>I am a member of PETA, and i am outraged! When did this group take our name! PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals!&lt;BR/&gt;Those bastards almost made me choke on my fish.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5545980168582413883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/5545980168582413883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232053200000#c5545980168582413883' title=''/><author><name>Imaginary of Hades</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05542602025665020219</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-305293921"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="1:00 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-867644483019940408</id><published>2009-01-15T10:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T10:17:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my God man, what the F%^&amp;amp;?Not to sound disc...</title><content type='html'>Oh my God man, what the F%^&amp;amp;?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Not to sound discriminatory or anything, but is the president of PETA a woman?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Sea Kittens sounds like something a woman in charge would say... or a gay person.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Don&amp;#39;t worry, you are all cool in my books. Just don&amp;#39;t go naming Dinosaurs something cute like Pikachu.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/867644483019940408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/867644483019940408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232043420000#c867644483019940408' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-347326848"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="10:17 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-8404402667835939376</id><published>2009-01-15T09:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T09:50:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dave and Nick is right. Renaming Fish Sea Kittens ...</title><content type='html'>Dave and Nick is right. Renaming Fish Sea Kittens will only increase consumption, and eventually create a market for fine infant feline dining.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I would totally eat one, yes, but not really for the culinary experience. I&#39;d do it just to piss &#39;em off.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/8404402667835939376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/8404402667835939376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232041800000#c8404402667835939376' title=''/><author><name>Aen</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17949185178511675701</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-106236784"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="9:50 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-4258970605739143569</id><published>2009-01-15T07:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T07:37:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Give a man a sea kitten, feed him for a day...Teac...</title><content type='html'>Give a man a sea kitten, feed him for a day...&lt;BR/&gt;Teach a man to sea kitten, feed him for life...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Which isn&#39;t a long life because he&#39;s too busy laughing to eat.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;No need to reply... gone sea kittening.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/4258970605739143569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/2589729569340989776/comments/default/4258970605739143569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html?showComment=1232033820000#c4258970605739143569' title=''/><author><name>Mystify</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/17710449954454804482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2009/01/youve-got-to-be-kidding.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-2589729569340989776' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/2589729569340989776' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-1276817288"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:37 AM"/></entry></feed>