Comments on Bannable Offenses: Statute of Limitations

Best Jormy post in awhile. Missed the old guy.

2009-10-30T22:07:08.353-07:00

Best Jormy post in awhile. Missed the old guy.

Ah, FFXI fun again. :D I'm so lucky I didn...

2009-10-30T17:26:59.125-07:00

Ah, FFXI fun again. :D

I'm so lucky I didn't get [GM]Dave or someone else with his mindset when I made one of the few GM calls I've ever made... about the ducks that swim backwards. (They do!)
I didn't expect the GM to magically fix the issue, though, and in fact I got exactly what I wanted from him. He gave me the stock phrase about informing someone or the other and it being fixed in a further update (How much further, I wonder...), but more importantly, he said:

"I see the problem."

That's a lot more credit than most of my friends gave me, but I guess they figured there's no trusting someone who just sits by the lake all day watching ducks and an occasional dragon... (There is a dragon, I tell you!)

"[GM]Dave>> Sir, the mp status bar is a...

2009-10-29T21:05:05.325-07:00

"[GM]Dave>> Sir, the mp status bar is a fixed part of the GUI.
[GM]Dave>> It would be impossible to move it at this time.
Player>> STOP THAT!
[GM]Dave>> Stop what?"

F'in hilarious!!!! Love it. Hand me nearly oout of my chair at work.

You have no idea how happy this post made me. Cla...

2009-10-29T08:12:08.138-07:00

You have no idea how happy this post made me.

Classic [GM]Dave, and on my birthday to boot!

I'd like to complain about my sex life. What&...

2009-10-28T17:01:03.832-07:00

I'd like to complain about my sex life.

What's wrong with it?

It's too low.

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No seriously. I need to get laid.

Start sending the complainers over to WoW. Blizza...

2009-10-28T15:48:53.271-07:00

Start sending the complainers over to WoW. Blizzard has already proved they will change the core game mechanics (several times) purely because of bitching from players.

You know what most other games with multiple races...

2009-10-28T14:39:52.555-07:00

You know what most other games with multiple races do? Have different jobs for different races. Why? Because a Dwarf Sorcerer is just Fu#%in retarded!

Go play MNK, WAR, SAM, NIN, or some other job and STFU!

I'm elvaan and I know I can't hit the broad side of a star at point blank range without PCC and two woodsman rings.

Do I bitch about it? Only when I piss away an entire quiver of arrows and not connect once.

Do I call a GM? F no...You should ditch the free trial to clean out the /tell spamming scumbags, and institute an IQ test to create a character. Problem solved...somewhat.

I've made like... probably around 15 GM calls ...

2009-10-28T08:28:10.543-07:00

I've made like... probably around 15 GM calls in my time playing. That's some retarded crap right there. You don't call a GM for "mp is too low" - you call a GM for someone stalking you in game making multi characters so they can spam you with hate messages so you get something on the record so you can get them banned to hell. You call a GM when you see a crew of gilsellers rampaging through CN in the alliance of ultimate fail with their one power leveler chaining (back in the day of trains) monsters all over your legitimate party. You call a GM when you get stuck in a zone or between a ledge and the water below it unable to move even after logging out twice.

... not MP issues for crying out loud!

Beeing a galka myself, i still say there's som...

2009-10-28T08:26:06.570-07:00

Beeing a galka myself, i still say there's some illogism in there.

A galka blu 75 can't even cast all his spells, body slam costs 350mp, i don't even have them without stuff, and this is stupid. Every race should be able to cast ALL their spell without stuff.

I don't ask for 650-700mp like my taru friend has, but damn, i'd like to cast my spells at least once '-'

That is hilarous!!! Only put in two GM calls sinc...

2009-10-28T05:04:04.846-07:00

That is hilarous!!!

Only put in two GM calls since I've played the game and that was for a speed hacker and something else stupid something about Galka races being to big to run around or something . . . :P jj. Love the blog

Ahh... it's been a while since Barney's an...

2009-10-27T23:25:01.002-07:00

Ahh... it's been a while since Barney's angry cousin ate anyone.

Poor fella must have been hungry.

Technically, Dave, there IS the one Manthra in the...

2009-10-27T23:17:34.908-07:00

Technically, Dave, there IS the one Manthra in the game, but he's not playable or anything.

...oh shit, I said the M-word, didn't I? I recall from an ancient post that you hate that.

*starts packing his suitcase for his all-expenses-paid trip through a dragon's gullet and beyond*

Seriously? People actually complain about that? T...

2009-10-27T21:51:58.505-07:00

Seriously? People actually complain about that?

That's like complaining that Taru's have low hp. REALLY? Nowai!

If you wanted to play a magic-using job, you should have picked a better race for it... That's kinda why the game gave you 5 choices.

Retards...

[GM]Dave>> Hey, look at that. [GM]Dave>&g...

2009-10-27T21:47:02.682-07:00

[GM]Dave>> Hey, look at that.
[GM]Dave>> Your hp is low, too.

That make be laugh for a good minute.