Comments on Bannable Offenses: People Are STUPID

@Jessica: You're talking about realdoll

2009-05-27T10:21:42.546-07:00

@Jessica: You're talking about realdoll

Im not buying a console until they invent a pelvis...

2009-05-26T17:20:55.211-07:00

Im not buying a console until they invent a pelvis attachment addon.

So, we create the killer robots... and then create...

2009-05-26T15:36:49.336-07:00

So, we create the killer robots... and then create the zombies to fight the robots! Haha! And you thought humanity would stop at just ONE ultra retarded move.

On an unrelated note, are there companies out there who have named themselves Umbrella Corp? That would be interesting.

Not so retarded. These companies are likely gover...

2009-05-26T09:58:34.328-07:00

Not so retarded. These companies are likely government-funded, and almost any government would pay big for human-killing robots -- the limitations of squishy human soldiers seems obvious.

War is nearly as big a business as porn.

From the Wikipedia article: "On February 4, 2005,...

2009-05-25T19:26:58.166-07:00

From the Wikipedia article:

"On February 4, 2005, on their 50th flight, the two X-45As took off into a patrol pattern and were then alerted to the presence of a target. The X-45As then autonomously determined which vehicle held the optimum position, weapons (notional), and fuel load to properly attack the target. After making that decision, one of the X-45As changed course and the pilot-operator allowed it to attack the simulated antiaircraft emplacement. Following a successful strike, another simulated threat, this time disguised, emerged and was subsequently destroyed by the second X-45A.[2] This demonstrated the ability of these vehicles to autonomously work as a team and manage their resources, as well as to engage previously-undetected targets, which is significantly harder than following a predetermined attack path."

Make no mistake, this is a first generation Terminator.

Killer robots are already here. http://en.wikiped...

2009-05-25T19:23:33.544-07:00

Killer robots are already here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-45A

The X-45 is not a drone, it is a robot. It doesn't need to be remote piloted. They just turn it loose and tell it where to go and what to blow up. Or alternatively have it patrol for targets and engage/destroy them automatically.

Actually... We've made a LOT of progress on the wh...

2009-05-25T01:36:11.288-07:00

Actually... We've made a LOT of progress on the whole sexbot thing. I don't remember the company name, but... They're for sale. I mean, at this point they're really just expensive blow-up dolls, but... They're out there.

If I remember correctly... I believe they are even customizable.

...So, yeah. Just putting that out there.

I'm sorry, but I just have to say this... Do you h...

2009-05-24T23:09:52.084-07:00

I'm sorry, but I just have to say this... Do you honestly think that changing the names of robots is going to make them less likely to kill us? Or that a Hollywood movie is going to stop scientists from performing research?

Now THAT is retarded.

I agree with you that these companies that name th...

2009-05-24T22:11:56.635-07:00

I agree with you that these companies that name themselves after companies that destroy humanity are stupid.
That's just plain retarded P.R. Dude1: "Hey, look at this company, Cyberdyne". Dude2: "Isn't that the name of the Terminator thing?"

But that HAL thing looks pretty sweet. Get a nice laser gun on there, some rocket boots...

I was forced to call my best friend just now and t...

2009-05-24T21:13:22.936-07:00

I was forced to call my best friend just now and tell him we were all gonna die.... I knew this was coming since I saw the first Skynet site... My only question has always been whether or not the zombies or the terminators would get me first. I'll be honest, I'm much better prepared for the zombies, at least their lack of brains I understand, unlike the humans who create the robot killing machines. Well, or the humans who create the zombies I suppose. Yes... I fully believe that Oil of Olay is a subsidy of Umbrella Corporation. Remember one last thing: Just because you're paranoid does NOT mean they aren't out to get you.

I have to agree with the robot sex bots... I mean ...

2009-05-24T20:13:39.314-07:00

I have to agree with the robot sex bots... I mean with the adult business being what it is, you'd REALLY think they'd have it out by now. COME ON PEOPLE, MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!