Comments on Bannable Offenses: A Conundrum

"What's the sexiest part of your body?&qu...

2009-10-04T10:12:04.970-07:00

"What's the sexiest part of your body?"

"I think it's your brain."

~ Frank Zappa
(Look him up, kids, it's infotaining!)

That's funny that someone said grilled cheese ...

2009-09-29T08:58:33.816-07:00

That's funny that someone said grilled cheese sandwich, cause see, cheese is made from a bunch of bacteria and stuff and then you look at Megan Fox and..... Ah I won't go there.

I used to think she was hot. Then the fad was over and now she's just... Eh. Saw her at Comic-con and was not impressed.

Mila Kunis though...! I'd hit that over a grilled cheese ANY day.

Mmmmmm...retarded grilled cheese twat.....

2009-09-28T17:56:45.139-07:00

Mmmmmm...retarded grilled cheese twat.....

Yeah, don't waste your time. There are way pr...

2009-09-28T14:43:30.301-07:00

Yeah, don't waste your time. There are way prettier fish in the sea, and prettier women too.

I don't see what the big deal is. She has an average Hollywood figure that would maybe look pretty if she didn't have all that ink on it. I mean she has an entire short story tatted on the left side of her rib cage.

I mean with the entire internet at our fingertips, I'm sure we can find someone more worthy of our knucle-children.

She gets a tatoo of of sentence fragment from King...

2009-09-28T11:38:11.113-07:00

She gets a tatoo of of sentence fragment from King Lear, and messes up the quote. This is not a smart young woman.

TY GM DAVE!!!!! It's so nice to see someone wi...

2009-09-27T07:59:58.812-07:00

TY GM DAVE!!!!! It's so nice to see someone with my standards. *laughs* Of course I take a certain amount of pride in being hot AND intelligent, not necessarily in that order!

@Christopher: If you see this.... why does your pic look so familiar?

It's quite simple: she's an MFOS girl. Wh...

2009-09-27T02:29:34.949-07:00

It's quite simple: she's an MFOS girl. When you're with her, she'd better be keeping her Mouth Full Or Shut.

2009-09-26T23:06:47.040-07:00

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@Atomic Skull Actually I think she made the hitle...

2009-09-26T23:06:34.428-07:00

@Atomic Skull

Actually I think she made the hitler comment when Bay commanded her to put on weight for the movie.

Short version of the "hitler" story is t...

2009-09-26T22:23:29.609-07:00

Short version of the "hitler" story is that she threw a hissy fit when Bay wouldn't put up with her bullshit.

Eh, low intelligence makes it easier to get into h...

2009-09-26T17:28:39.321-07:00

Eh, low intelligence makes it easier to get into her pants.

Once you get past the body guards and such, of course. Which makes me realize how aptly named those are... Heheh.

Also, be careful of grilled cheese! That cheese ca...

2009-09-26T16:20:06.420-07:00

Also, be careful of grilled cheese! That cheese can be HOT, and really really sticky.

I don't know about her real intelligence, but ...

2009-09-26T16:19:02.415-07:00

I don't know about her real intelligence, but I can say that when I first saw her in the original Transformers, I thought she was perhaps the hottest woman ever. She was a cheerleader, preppy, snob, who hooked up with the nerdy guy and didn't blink three times about giant alien robots. Much less fighting against them herself. How can you NOT love that?

Then I saw How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. She played a practically retarded actress that the magazine turned into a star. Horrible actress (in the movie), hot, and dumb as a rock. She was still the same physically (although less covered in many scenes) but I had absolutely no attraction to her. Didn't even care when she was in bra and panties, mainly because she was drinking and snorting, and making bets that people could have sex with her as a prize.

Meh.

Thanks [GM]Dave! Made me smile today. Being smar...

2009-09-26T14:20:25.108-07:00

Thanks [GM]Dave! Made me smile today. Being smart should be seen as sexier on some level. Yes, it won't ever overcome having to wear a full time retainer or having inch thick glasses - but most smart girls aren't that far gone in the looks department, we're just a little busy thinking about actual things to have time for the 36 step beautification process every morning most dumb chicks seem to have oodles of time for.

youre getting old Dave, your taste in women is bec...

2009-09-26T11:59:03.900-07:00

youre getting old Dave, your taste in women is becoming more sophisticated

I saw Transformers and it was my 1st time watching...

2009-09-26T11:17:00.493-07:00

I saw Transformers and it was my 1st time watching that girl, but I had heard her name b4, and I wasnt impressed..

I wonder how Hitler ate his grilled cheese. Did hi...

2009-09-26T10:27:15.151-07:00

I wonder how Hitler ate his grilled cheese. Did his granmammy cut the crust or leave it on and make triangle sammiches?

@Sword this quote about pauley is from The Craig F...

2009-09-26T10:08:26.434-07:00

@Sword this quote about pauley is from The Craig Ferguson Show: She was an undergrad student in sociology, psychology, and criminal science. She started her master's degree in criminal science before ending up in the entertainment industry.

The goth chick from NCIS comes to mind. I know she...

2009-09-26T09:36:58.571-07:00

The goth chick from NCIS comes to mind. I know she's probably not as smart as they make her out to be on the show, she's not the most physically attractive woman either, but I find her quite attractive just because of her quirky personality.

I don't know... Bay did commit genocide again...

2009-09-26T09:13:25.524-07:00

I don't know...

Bay did commit genocide against the childhoods of millions of people by making his craptastic Bayformers wankfest. And most of his movies can be considered crimes against humanity at large. And I'm fairly certain forced viewing of his 'creations' is outlawed under the Hauge accords.

It's a weak parallel, but not totally beyond the scope of possibility...

Now that being said, Megan Fox is attractive physically. However, I must agree with our illustrious and lordly GM Dave on this one. A woman with a 3digit IQ is usually hotter than a chick with a 2 letter bra-size.

Sadly, I usually find that the characters most of these actresses play are actually hotter than they really are. Willow from Buffy for instance. She's a computer geek and a witch and absolutely hot. Buffy? Just eye candy. Alyson Hannigan? Cute, but no Willow. Sarah? Meh, take her or leave her.

Can I just say that as a straight, red blooded, 20...

2009-09-26T07:54:11.252-07:00

Can I just say that as a straight, red blooded, 20 something male that Megan Fox is not attractive. I don't get it, I really don't see what anyone sees in her.

Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days. There don't seem to be any real lookers in the movies under the age of 30 anymore.

I think the subconscious concern of her really sho...

2009-09-26T06:49:39.840-07:00

I think the subconscious concern of her really short thumbs makes her think up weird associations.

From what I've heard, the "Bay = Hitler&q...

2009-09-26T04:51:51.359-07:00

From what I've heard, the "Bay = Hitler" thing was on the word of a crew member of Transformers who sounded like the world's biggest Michael Bay fanboy. He could've easily been exaggerating out of hatred because she just didn't get along with his totally awesome idol.

Of course, I'd be just as willing to believe that she really IS that dumb. I'd just need the word of more than one person to confirm it.

It's all about the grilled cheese! Stay on ...

2009-09-26T02:38:02.119-07:00

It's all about the grilled cheese!

Stay on topic people! ~.^

ok this still makes her look bad but hitler was a ...

2009-09-26T01:52:06.705-07:00

ok this still makes her look bad but hitler was a visionary and did great things. yes they were very terrible things but still great.