Comments on Bannable Offenses: A Promise

I just have to say, this is why Chinese ring money...

2008-05-13T12:11:00.000-07:00

I just have to say, this is why Chinese ring money is superior. I don't know why they don't use it anymore. Forget the sock, tie a few thousand yuan on a cord, and use it to beat the sucker to death. Oh, and the irony would be a nice touch.

ahhh, i think i get a south park joke now.

2008-05-06T22:39:00.000-07:00

ahhh, i think i get a south park joke now.

sry... luv reading all your blogs. makes my life m...

2008-05-06T17:13:00.000-07:00

sry... luv reading all your blogs. makes my life much easier... the one question is somewhere somehow i read a opinion u had on sch/rdm and for the life of me i cant fins it could u help me out ?

@jhesI sympathize, I really do. I hate it when peo...

2008-05-06T06:06:00.000-07:00

@jhes

I sympathize, I really do. I hate it when people repeat the same joke over and over too. Oh crap, I forgot where I was.

Yes, Dave, ban me. I'm Phelan on Lakshmi.

Dave, you missed one.Seriously, Internet License, ...

2008-05-06T05:08:00.000-07:00

Dave, you missed one.

Seriously, Internet License, should be a law.

Also, @jhesi think jhes is a pretty cool guy, eh h...

2008-05-06T04:47:00.000-07:00

Also, @jhes

i think jhes is a pretty cool guy, eh hates memes and doesn't afraid of anything

@quinnlulz

2008-05-06T04:46:00.000-07:00

@quinn

lulz

@quinnIt basically goes like "i think (name of sit...

2008-05-06T04:30:00.000-07:00

@quinn

It basically goes like "i think (name of site/place and not person) is a pretty cool guy, eh (action) and doesn't afraid of anything"

It was first written by a guy who had bad grammar, and other people found it hilarious. Eventually spread to gamefaqs.

gee.. where have i heard that particular style of ...

2008-05-05T22:34:00.000-07:00

gee.. where have i heard that particular style of speech before.. sounds much like somehing a g.faqs poster would say.

internet memes are so retarded

can you explain that to the people like me who dont get it?

i think bannable offenses is a pretty cool guy, eh...

2008-05-05T18:02:00.000-07:00

i think bannable offenses is a pretty cool guy, eh beats rmts and doesn't afraid of anything

gee.. where have i heard that particular style of speech before.. sounds much like somehing a g.faqs poster would say.

internet memes are so retarded.

Anyways... Where was this post you saw [GM]Dave? something that monumentally stupid sounds like an allatard.

it would be freaking sweet to win the gil, or get ...

2008-05-05T15:32:00.000-07:00

it would be freaking sweet to win the gil, or get 5k$. but it would also suck horribly if they announce who won it. just imagine the amount of"PLZ JUST 2kk gil bro" or some other retarded way of begging.

I don't play FFXI or any other online games so I'l...

2008-05-05T12:10:00.000-07:00

I don't play FFXI or any other online games so I'll freely admit I'm ignorant of most of the nuances; I'm just here to see people get fed to dragons. However, I was curious, and had to look it up, and unless my math is wrong that much "gil" is worth more than five grand, isn't it? Christ, you'd be crazy NOT to sell it!

What was that sound? Sounded like a throbbing blood vessel on someone's forehead bursting. Oh well, there's probably some finer point here I'm missing since I don't play.

Love your blog!

@bufuman:that comment has WIN. all the WIN ever.

2008-05-05T11:26:00.000-07:00

@bufuman:

that comment has WIN. all the WIN ever.

i think bannable offenses is a pretty cool guy, eh...

2008-05-05T10:02:00.000-07:00

i think bannable offenses is a pretty cool guy, eh beats rmts and doesn't afraid of anything

THe correct amount of money to put in the sock, Da...

2008-05-05T09:35:00.000-07:00

THe correct amount of money to put in the sock, Dave, is the amount of money that selling that gil would net... better yet, steal his money, get his money changed to nickles and beat him to death with his own ill gotten gains~!

Once again, we come to the point that buying/selli...

2008-05-05T09:27:00.000-07:00

Once again, we come to the point that buying/selling gil is one of the most retarded things you can do. If you want to earn in-game money so freaking easily, go play WoW, dammit! And as for the sellers, I can understand making money while playing a video game sounds like the perfect job, but really, you're ruining the economy of a game you supposedly enjoy playing. Are you REALLY helping anyone out? Go get a real goddamn job.

Anyways, if Susan won the 100 mil, there is NO WAY in hell she'd sell it. She'd keep it for all eternity, and tormenting Dave with it.
Susan>> Hey, Dave, could you lend me, oh, say, 99 million gil?
Susan>> Oh, wait, YOU DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY, I DID. My bad.

Even tho 100 million gil is approx worth 3-4 THOUS...

2008-05-05T06:35:00.000-07:00

Even tho 100 million gil is approx worth 3-4 THOUSAND dollars, which yeah i can say i could use. Id think id much rather pimp it up virtually :D

Tsk tsk.Any more money's worth in nickles and he'd...

2008-05-05T04:16:00.000-07:00

Tsk tsk.
Any more money's worth in nickles and he'd have trouble carrying it.
Best not to hurt yourself while doing something like that.

I really do hate to break it to you guys, but I re...

2008-05-04T22:14:00.000-07:00

I really do hate to break it to you guys, but I really doubt [GM]Dave would even marry someone stupid enough to sell gil. Plus the fact from what we've last known Susan still plays the game a lot, so I think she'd rather swim in a pool of 100million gil with her character then sell it.

Only $50 in nickels? I would personally use about ...

2008-05-04T20:53:00.000-07:00

Only $50 in nickels? I would personally use about $200 in change in general... in which case, I have just what you need.

Good question.. Surely [GM]Dave would be above des...

2008-05-04T20:46:00.000-07:00

Good question.. Surely [GM]Dave would be above destroying his own wife... Right?

Sorry about the triple post, but i had to ask some...

2008-05-04T20:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the triple post, but i had to ask something else.

While you're at it, be sure and record it with frapps or something like that and post it up so we can see.

One question, What if it was Susan?

2008-05-04T20:24:00.000-07:00

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2008-05-04T20:21:00.000-07:00

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