Comments on Bannable Offenses: Expansions Expanded

"When Moogles Attack"? Or "Revenge of the Ankle-bi...

2009-03-22T06:59:00.000-07:00

"When Moogles Attack"? Or "Revenge of the Ankle-biters"?

Help! Help! My butler is trying to kill me!Conside...

2009-03-20T21:03:00.000-07:00

Help! Help! My butler is trying to kill me!

Considering how much butlers tend to know about their employers & the trust employers place in their butlers...you have any clue how much damage a butler could do if s/he puts their mind to it?

There's a reason why "The butler did it" is such a cliche in the mystery genre. ;)

I was hoping for some new content that would entic...

2009-03-20T18:41:00.000-07:00

I was hoping for some new content that would entice me to play more. I've gotten so bored of the same old crap over and over I stopped playing for a while starting at the begining of the year.

And this is what we got....

....full of fail.

Toiling behind the scenes, the GMs finally take th...

2009-03-20T16:42:00.000-07:00

Toiling behind the scenes, the GMs finally take the forefront and bring the fight to the peoples of Vana'diel. The expansion will include new game mechanics including getting incredibly irritating calls every three and a half minutes until you lose your mind or kill yourself.

How do you like it, bitches?

My sides still hurt from the laughter!

Sure, they ask you for a hat or a weapon every now...

2009-03-20T06:09:00.000-07:00

Sure, they ask you for a hat or a weapon every now and then, but that's just so they can make more room to hold your stuff for you.

Is the idea of an uprising supposed to scare me?

Help! Help! My butler is trying to kill me!

Bad Dobby!

Yeah, I'm not really that worried.

Dave, did you get to the end of Chamber of Secrets? He pretty much magically bitchslapped his own master. Dobby could kick ass if Rowling had ever let him.

...I apologize for my nerdiness.

I think they are saving the Hume/Elvaan jello thin...

2009-03-20T05:51:00.000-07:00

I think they are saving the Hume/Elvaan jello thing for the next Tokyo Game show. You know, to catch the eye.

"Hey dude, look those game chicks are topless!"
"I love Jello!"
"This game has to be great!"

And pow, your playing FFXI, stuck in Valkurm Dunes with a bunch of people whom you can't understand anyway, due to the mental illness of having been there too long... Wow... Now I know where crazy prospectors are from... And it's not Texas!

I completely lost it at:"The first quest is trying...

2009-03-19T22:04:00.000-07:00

I completely lost it at:
"The first quest is trying to get a GM out from behind a table"

Good job, good job indeed.

Evil picture? I'll give ya an evil picture.Some a...

2009-03-19T21:56:00.000-07:00

Evil picture? I'll give ya an evil picture.

Some advertisements vaguely NSFW:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/417049

They listen to your ideas... remember the serial k...

2009-03-19T20:06:00.000-07:00

They listen to your ideas... remember the serial keys?