Comments on Bannable Offenses: Karma's A Bitch

LOL. Women who expect from a man what they see in ...

2009-03-11T07:34:00.000-07:00

LOL. Women who expect from a man what they see in a movie are asking for failure...unless it is a new position from Backdoor Sluts 4.

First post I have ever read on your site. I laughe...

2009-03-10T12:54:00.000-07:00

First post I have ever read on your site. I laughed like ive never laughed before. Am sending so many people this way.

Every time I read something like this, I get all p...

2009-03-10T03:23:00.000-07:00

Every time I read something like this, I get all paranoid, because these people seem to be describing a completely different gender than the one I've been living as. Maybe everyone has lied to me and I'm not actually male. I don't know. If the conspiracy runs that deeply, then I can't really know anything.

Amen.Oh....and skirts are ok....as long as you are...

2009-03-09T15:57:00.000-07:00

Amen.

Oh....and skirts are ok....as long as you aren't wearing anything under them......but not if you're fat.

Hate me. But I speak the truth.

No, Nummies, Dave's comments about a girl's guy fr...

2009-03-09T11:00:00.000-07:00

No, Nummies, Dave's comments about a girl's guy friends didn't qualify them as being part of the dating game. The "so horribly unattractive" part strongly implies that. He simply said that if a girl has guy friends, the guys fall into one of those two categories, and it's guys for whom she doesn't have any romantic tendencies.

And the gay friends aren't necessarily trying to get into the guy's pants -- the married woman I mentioned? There's no way he would've been lusting after her husband; the gay guy's pref was for buff younger men, not older morbidly obese slobs.

I guess in a way the gay thing is true, MinorAgent...

2009-03-09T09:10:00.000-07:00

I guess in a way the gay thing is true, MinorAgentChaos.

but you have to consider if they're not trying to get in your pants at all and are trying to get in other guy's pants... Eh, its hard to classify them as having "Guy friends." At least for this scenario because he's referring to the type of guys who happen to be interested in vagina.

Of course they're guys, but if they don't play a part in the male - female dating game that dave's refferring to its hard to count them.

I'm sorry I do not agree with this:Do you want to ...

2009-03-09T08:23:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry I do not agree with this:

Do you want to see a guy's expectations?

1) breathing

2) vagina

There is a #3 ... boobs (and no not Genboobs).

Also, about the skirts. Private schools that make girls wear skirts was fun ... man I miss High School.

Isn't there a third option in the guys female frie...

2009-03-09T05:43:00.000-07:00

Isn't there a third option in the guys female friends list?

3) Related

Then again, in some states :)

Well...Like the Americans[And Dave] might say, Day...

2009-03-09T05:42:00.000-07:00

Well...Like the Americans[And Dave] might say, Day-amm.

Skirts were made for quick access huh?

I should force some guys into them, since my friends were on the topic of women raping men this afternoon....

I feel bad for being a male that enjoys chick flic...

2009-03-09T00:36:00.000-07:00

I feel bad for being a male that enjoys chick flicks now... :(

There is no third option.Um...Dave, actually, ther...

2009-03-08T14:54:00.000-07:00

There is no third option.

Um...Dave, actually, there is.

If you're a girl, your guy friends might also be gay.

I know several women whose guy buds were gay guys, including me. One of those women (married) had weekly shopping/mall trips with one of her gay buds, while her hubby watched the Buckeyes' game.

And Strings -- wow. I thought I was the ONLY person who ever noticed that, and you're so right. The women I used to deal with at work, most of THEM loved those things, and I got sick of always hearing their litanies of whatever was wrong with their boyfriends-of-the-moment. They never had anything GOOD to say about their guys.

In contrast, the SF/F female fans I knew had some of the best relationships I know (including me. :))

I'm female, I hate the so-called "chick-flicks". They're vapid & idiotic trash. MY idea of a chick flick is a movie with a strong female hero in it -- gimme Spirited Away anyday.

GM Dave this has already been written in extensive...

2009-03-07T12:38:00.000-08:00

GM Dave this has already been written in extensive detail ^^

http://www.laddertheory.com/

You're welcome

God dammit. Who makes all the other movies? The ...

2009-03-07T12:22:00.000-08:00

God dammit. Who makes all the other movies? The ones that aren't Die Hard or Love Actually? And where can I find them?

I'm not a huge fan of chick flicks (speaking a...

2009-03-07T10:34:00.000-08:00

I'm not a huge fan of chick flicks (speaking as a chick), but what few of them I AM interested in, I'd hate to watch with my guy. Honestly, I find them something of a "guilty pleasure," because they're usually so stupid and sappy. Long and short of it, though, is I don't watch many movies, period -- so the only times I will are when my guy brings home movies HE'S interested in. Ironman, Dark Knight, etc.

As for what sorts of men women make their friends... I'm the opposite. I won't do a guy who I'm not friends with. <_<

Ahhh, things the female gender finds interesting.I...

2009-03-07T07:24:00.000-08:00

Ahhh, things the female gender finds interesting.

I will never understand.

I mean there girls crazy about yaoi out there. ><

"If you are a guy, your girl friends are either:a)...

2009-03-07T04:20:00.000-08:00

"If you are a guy, your girl friends are either:
a) girls you've slept with
b) girls you are currently trying to sleep with
That's it."

No ! We're not like that !

...

Ok, I need to skillup credibility.

Not ALL women like "chick flicks". However, I'm go...

2009-03-07T03:12:00.000-08:00

Not ALL women like "chick flicks". However, I'm gonna pontificate here for a sec:

Almost every female I've interacted with who liked "chick-flicks", couldn't get happy in a relationship.

Period. full stop.

I'm guessing that yes, such movies DO build a false list of priorities in many women...

Just hike them up.. I like your thinking. It makes...

2009-03-07T03:04:00.000-08:00

Just hike them up.. I like your thinking. It makes perfect scenarios seem almost attainable.

2009-03-07T03:03:00.000-08:00

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Skirts were made for quick access. There's no need...

2009-03-07T00:19:00.000-08:00

Skirts were made for quick access. There's no need to get out of them.

I'm a girl.But if men are really only interested i...

2009-03-06T22:45:00.000-08:00

I'm a girl.

But if men are really only interested in getting us out of our pants, i guess i'm not on the list.

I like skirts ._.

Go watch Twilight and burn your brains out or something.

:D?!?! im insulted and Shocked dave..Susan turned ...

2009-03-06T21:28:00.000-08:00

:D

?!?! im insulted and Shocked dave..

Susan turned down porn??

Here i was thinking she was perfect.

Hot, Gamer, ACTUALLY a female Mithra??