Comments on Bannable Offenses: The [GM]Dave Lifetime Stupidity Award

And then five years in the future, Disney bought L...

2013-05-22T05:33:46.087-07:00

And then five years in the future, Disney bought Lucasfilm, making this post even more appropriate.

Let's see how THIS goes.

2013-05-22T05:33:14.864-07:00

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The ORIGINAL Clone Wars saga was amazing. It incl...

2008-08-12T18:12:00.000-07:00

The ORIGINAL Clone Wars saga was amazing. It included a scene that was one of the key points of Anakin's conversion from the Light to the Dark Side.

Anakin just pounded a foe through a rock overhang and stood there with a red light saber in his hand and a blood red moon in the sky over him. Better than GL could ever do on his own.

That is something that I just can't see appearing in the knock-off saga after viewing the trailers.

Lucas would be smart to let the fans make the next movies, but then he would be shamed by how bad he sucks in comparison.

Um...Ever heard of abortion, annie?

2008-08-11T19:34:00.000-07:00

Um...
Ever heard of abortion, annie?

@MinorAgentWhoops, missed a word: Being a husband...

2008-08-11T08:39:00.000-07:00

@MinorAgent

Whoops, missed a word: Being a husband and father I can see how the *foreseen* death of Anakin's wife could be used by someone like Palpatine to warp him into what he became.

C'mon, the whole seduction to the Dark Side for Ani was driven by his fear of that dream/vision/premonition/bad burrito coming true, and his willingness to do anything to prevent it.

And I may have missed something, but what good would a condom have done if she was already preggers? Or did you mean for Ani to put it over his own head and suffocate?

Maybe I'm alone on this, but there was some good in Eps I-III. Yes there was a *lot* of bad too, but I personally enjoyed seeing how Palpatine maneuvered several events around so that he wound up with an army and a (mostly) Jedi-free Empire to use it on.

Looks like I struck a nerve.

2008-08-09T15:54:00.000-07:00

Looks like I struck a nerve.

Atomic Skull posted nothing but useless stupidity....

2008-08-08T19:06:00.000-07:00

Atomic Skull posted nothing but useless stupidity. none of those "videos" were worth anything, from the POV of a lifelong Star Wars fan/GL/StevenSpielberg critic, these videos were just teenage trashtalk. It's one thing to trash talk GL & SS for being hacks pandering to the masses, but posting stupid videos that attempt to make fun of Star Wars and are literally, imo, full of fail, marks nothing but a lack of understanding.

Slightly off subject, but yet on subject, if you've ever had to experience anything CLOSE to childbirth, the rage that Ani showed towards the death of his mother, while uncivilized and over the top, is in a way understandable. Remember, before the 20th Century Western viewpoint of ALL life being sacrosanct came in to being, most cultures around the world in ANY time period viewed human life as something that could be given & taken in a heartbeat. In other words, wah wah, your mom died, STFU and deal with it. Which is what I imagine these "videos" are implying, but they really seem to be whining collections of stupidity. At least that's my take on things.

And after 3+ years of reading on/off, GM Dave still makes me crack up.

GM Dave FTW.

Best. Spoof. Evar.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...

2008-08-08T15:57:00.000-07:00

Best. Spoof. Evar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmbcPOeMZkc

The last comment is not a rickroll.http://www.yout...

2008-08-08T01:54:00.000-07:00

The last comment is not a rickroll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFQv_AJLAeQ

Another awesome spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAGMQQefj38&

2008-08-07T16:51:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAGMQQefj38&

2008-08-07T16:49:00.000-07:00

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Considering what an unlikable annoying twat he is ...

2008-08-07T16:39:00.000-07:00

Considering what an unlikable annoying twat he is (and I mean the actor *and* the character) I can believe he started off as a yeast infection.

GL made the biggest mistake you can possibly make ...

2008-08-07T16:37:00.000-07:00

GL made the biggest mistake you can possibly make in a fantasy film (and yes SW *is* a fantasy film)

He tried to explain something that shouldn't be explained. The Force should just be "there" no explanation needed. If you try to explain it it ruins the whole thing.

Of course it didn't help things that the "explanation" was also incredibly stupid.

I hear in episode 2.5 the emporer will dress up in...

2008-08-07T15:25:00.000-07:00

I hear in episode 2.5 the emporer will dress up in a ballerina outfit and have sex with nerf herder while listening to Jaba the Hut singing his own rendition of "It's Raining Men".

That alone is worth the admission price and you all know it.

Midichlorians.That is all that needs be said.Divin...

2008-08-07T13:53:00.000-07:00

Midichlorians.
That is all that needs be said.
Divine conception of human being through bacterial infection caused by midichlorians.
Basically, Ani was a yeast infection that developed sentience.

Being a husband and father I can see how the death...

2008-08-07T08:39:00.000-07:00

Being a husband and father I can see how the death of Anakin's wife could be used by someone like Palpatine to warp him into what he became.

Um...gtracer...Padme wasn't dead when Palpatine warped Ani. Far from it. Anakin crossed to the Dark Side for the mother of all Stupid Reasons: because he feared she might die in childbirth.

Think about that stupidity for a minute, in terms of a culture so medically advanced they can graft a living metal arm onto Anakin's stump. And he's worried about a possible (not even actual) *CHILDBIRTH*?

Like dude, use a frakkin' condom and get over it.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who is looking fo...

2008-08-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

I'm glad I'm not the only person who is looking forward to this new SW flick! I saw EpIV in theatres the year it came out. I saw the rest when they came out. And then again and again...

I really love SW and credit it (and Tron) for leading me down the computer/sciency path I've made my life from.

Yes, young Ani stank. And teen Ani wasn't much better. But I thought overall III was pretty well done. Being a husband and father I can see how the death of Anakin's wife could be used by someone like Palpatine to warp him into what he became.

And why all this hate on animation? At least this CGI isn't pretending to be something it isn't. And besides, what if Pixar were doing it? Can anyone here honestly say that wouldn't cause a few Force ripples of the geekgasm kind?

Could they REALLY make anything worst then episode...

2008-08-07T08:13:00.000-07:00

Could they REALLY make anything worst then episodes 1-3 you ask?...Let Uwe Bole get his hands on it...

Has anyone here actually watched the trailer? It's...

2008-08-07T08:08:00.000-07:00

Has anyone here actually watched the trailer? It's looking way way waaaay better the episodes 1-3 were.

I mean, if anything, the animaters will do a far better job then fucking Hayden Christensen ever did.

And as the last commenter mentioned, the Clone Wars animated series was amazing. Really pretty animation and better-then-the-movies acting.

So, I'm not saying this movie will be good, but there is hope.

Yeah, from my understanding, the Clone Wars cartoo...

2008-08-07T06:57:00.000-07:00

Yeah, from my understanding, the Clone Wars cartoon was actually pretty popular (never watched 'em myself). Besides, look at it this way: Could they REALLY make anything worse than episodes 1-3? I doubt it. I'm not saying it's impossible (this IS Hollywood we're talking about, after all), but not very bloody likely.

Was I the only one who loved the Clone Wars shorts...

2008-08-07T06:47:00.000-07:00

Was I the only one who loved the Clone Wars shorts on Cartoon Network, then? I was under the impression that the same crew that did those were doing the new CGI film.

Those shorts were what eps 1-11 SHOULD have been.

[GM]Dave..We don't even get to see George Lucas fe...

2008-08-07T06:04:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave..

We don't even get to see George Lucas fed to Jormy? I think that would be the least you could do for us after Episodes I - III.

Oh wait, he probably plays WoW. Never mind...

Honestly, I think the entire operation has boiled ...

2008-08-07T05:58:00.000-07:00

Honestly, I think the entire operation has boiled down to a drinking game called "let's see how bad a movie we can make and still rake in a bajillion dollars."

You'd be good at that, Dave.

sup Dave,Star Wars...First, I'm not really a fan, ...

2008-08-07T05:54:00.000-07:00

sup Dave,

Star Wars...

First, I'm not really a fan, but the "Middle" movies, Ie: Iv, V, and VI, were ok movies. Sure, you can kinda tell it picked up in the middle, but meh, I can over look that... somewhat.....

The "First" movies: Ie: I, II, and III... I think i'd rather someone light my face on fire and put me out with a pitchfork.... They sucked, they were garbage... and i'm now out 24 bucks to go to the movies 3 times hoping that the "next" one would somehow make up for my considerable waste of time on the previous.

Now that GL is making another "movie" in that series from total CGI.. and to top it off, right smack dab in the middle of a clusterf**k of a partial series anyway.... the only thing I can say is: /megafail

George: either finish the series with some nice movies - or go play in traffic.

ps: while you're at it, send me my 24 bucks back..... prick.

and the Dreamcast.OMG, dreamcast ftw.George Lucas ...

2008-08-07T00:57:00.000-07:00

and the Dreamcast.

OMG, dreamcast ftw.

George Lucas is fatter than I am, yay mediocrity!