Comments on Bannable Offenses: Why Didn't I Think Of That?

The Cocaine energy drink has three and a half red ...

2009-04-08T04:56:00.000-07:00

The Cocaine energy drink has three and a half red bulls in 250 ml.

106mg/100ml.

That's a lot. You know what else? That drink burns, not as much as some nice polish vodka but the burn IS there.

I could use this to kill a middle aged person.

"Hey want some kool aid?"
"Oh yes plea-"
"Here"
"Thanks"
"Drink."
"Bwu-"
"DRINK COME ON!"
"oh ok" *glug glu-* *stroke*

I'm going to go have some cocaine and whiskey.

So what your saying is he got a potion of spontane...

2008-08-16T14:29:00.000-07:00

So what your saying is he got a potion of spontaneous projectile vomitting that granted 20 charges?

A friend and I saw this for sale once and bought t...

2008-08-16T03:56:00.000-07:00

A friend and I saw this for sale once and bought two of them for novelty's sake. He drank his first and said that he did, indeed, feel ready to cast spells again.

About thirty minutes later, however, he had an explosive fit of vomiting and diarrhea. There was no stopping it: he was driving at the time and had to pull off to the side of the road and do his thing, only two blocks from home.

I didn't drink mine.

I wouldn't buy either one. Maybe if it was a H...

2008-08-15T07:29:00.000-07:00

I wouldn't buy either one. Maybe if it was a Hi-Potion+3, or a Remedy that could actually cure ailments.

A GM potion would be cool though. If a FFXI player drinks it, he gets the urge (unsexual) to call GMdave and get eaten by something more than four times his size >3

The only reason I never ordered them was because t...

2008-08-15T02:13:00.000-07:00

The only reason I never ordered them was because they are so god damn expensive. I can get much better tasting energy drinks in higher quanity for less money.

if you haven't heardthe FF12 Potion drink tastes l...

2008-08-14T23:06:00.000-07:00

if you haven't heard
the FF12 Potion drink tastes like dish-washing soap
some say it probably is dish-washing soap in a nice little blue bottle

both drinks may be harmful for the body

2008-08-14T17:18:00.001-07:00

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Screw all that. We all know what the hardcore 133...

2008-08-14T17:18:00.000-07:00

Screw all that. We all know what the hardcore 1337'ers want.

Rolled up pieces of paper that give them +500 to +1100 experience points. Or sell them rings with +10 accuracy.

seriously....how hard would it be to manufacture and market the items that we see in game.

Potions are for people who can't hang. Gimme a +2 Bring Sexy Back necklace and I will be happy.

I still wont be sexy. But one can dream....

Dunno if you've read this, but on the theme of MMO...

2008-08-14T16:23:00.000-07:00

Dunno if you've read this, but on the theme of MMORPGs, nearly dying and FFXI -

http://www.techtree.com/India/News/MMORPG_Group_Plays_18_Hours_Straight/551-92146-585.html

XD. Lol.

No, no, no.Warcraft was going to be based on the W...

2008-08-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

No, no, no.

Warcraft was going to be based on the Warhammer miniatures game. Then Games Workshop didn't like it, and pulled the liscence. Blizzard decided to go ahead and release the game anyway.

So, Warcraft is Warhammer.

Now now, if you're going to start snarking on ...

2008-08-14T13:20:00.000-07:00

Now now, if you're going to start snarking on games, you have to be fair.

Every game in existence is really just D&D, which is really just LOTR, which is based on a bunch of English-based myths.

There you go.

2008-08-14T13:10:00.000-07:00

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I didn't notice that you linked to the Potions. Wh...

2008-08-14T12:20:00.000-07:00

I didn't notice that you linked to the Potions. Whoopsy-daisy, that was a premature snark.

I guess I'll have to snark about Blizzard's originality, then. It can really be summed up like this:

Warcraft is Warhammer.

2008-08-14T12:10:00.000-07:00

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Naw, this wouldn't be the lamest way to die. Remem...

2008-08-14T12:05:00.001-07:00

Naw, this wouldn't be the lamest way to die. Remember the girl who died playing Warcraft?

This blog is win. That's all there is to it.

2008-08-14T12:05:00.000-07:00

This blog is win. That's all there is to it.

My bro had one of those one. Said it was horrible,...

2008-08-14T11:11:00.000-07:00

My bro had one of those one. Said it was horrible, but afterwards, he went on to play WoW for... 2.5 days without sleep. Sure, he slept like an ogre for a week, but 2.5 days?! Lord, maybe he should drink a gallon. It'd be cool to see if either A) his head esplode or B) he becomes the highlander.

I've had a few of these, they taste like horrid cr...

2008-08-14T11:06:00.000-07:00

I've had a few of these, they taste like horrid crap. I refuse to drink them anymore.

Uh, you totally didnt come up with the idea first....

2008-08-14T08:46:00.000-07:00

Uh, you totally didnt come up with the idea first.

http://lin2.mmhell.com/news/1/933.html

People at work (I work for a bank) are looking at ...

2008-08-14T08:42:00.000-07:00

People at work (I work for a bank) are looking at me funny because Im laughing so hard...

Funny, One of my co-workers (whos a big WoW fan) f...

2008-08-14T07:24:00.000-07:00

Funny, One of my co-workers (whos a big WoW fan) found these a couple months ago and we bought a 6 pack of them as novelty.

What I find MOST disturbing about this drink, is when you get them. They are all different colors. Thats right. Every single one of them was a DIFFERNT COLOR.

At first I thought, O thats cleaver, color them all differnt to give it a cool appeal.

Not so much. These actually have some sort of enzime that is progressively deteriorating. The one that i have sitting on my desk went from neon green to a DARK GREEN/ Black.

I would never drink this, Im pretty sure its not FDA approved and probably made with Rat Droppings from India

The health nut in me says I shouldn't drink that s...

2008-08-14T07:00:00.000-07:00

The health nut in me says I shouldn't drink that shit.

The gamer nerd in me just bitch-slaps that bastard for about the hundredth time, and tells me to get a couple hundred bucks' worth of the stuff.

Now that SE is adding bosses that take 2 straight ...

2008-08-14T05:16:00.000-07:00

Now that SE is adding bosses that take 2 straight days to kill there just might be a market for somthing like that in FFXI.

If Beyond the Limitation had had that stuff they might not have wimped out on Pandimonium Warden at the 18 hour mark.

Or they might have just dropped dead.

Either way it would have been awesome.

2008-08-14T05:09:00.000-07:00

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I'm pretty sure a gallon of that crap will turn yo...

2008-08-14T00:50:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure a gallon of that crap will turn you into the highlander. You'll be so high off of your heart in perpetual explosion mode, you won't care if you die.