Comments on Bannable Offenses: Theme Week - Jormy Redux 6

Hey Dave, just wanted to let you know how much I&#...

2009-06-24T21:44:37.125-07:00

Hey Dave, just wanted to let you know how much I'd like to meet Susan.

I've actually considered contacting you to end...

2009-06-23T23:55:22.825-07:00

I've actually considered contacting you to end my days in "glory" for FFXI. I haven't played in months.

Ya know. Something stupid. "Go out in a bang" type thing. Well, bite and chew, in this case...

But you'd think that maybe, just maybe, such a request would have a better chance via email. Yeah...like a half a second thought before you hit the delete button and call me a loser for wasting your time by reading that email.

But a GM call. That's just stupid.

But pissing you off is kinda a funny idea, now that I think about it...

For some reason, this has to be my favorite post e...

2009-06-23T22:18:25.628-07:00

For some reason, this has to be my favorite post ever... I don't know why, but something about it just makes it amazing. Kudos Dave!

Sadly...? If they want to meet Jormy, they can d...

2009-06-23T21:19:22.334-07:00

Sadly...?

If they want to meet Jormy, they can do that easily enough. He is a bit out of the way, but it is a pretty good chance you'll get to meet him (Read: his digestive system) when you get there.

I've an idea for a game you may find interesting, however, and if it appeals to you, I would greatly enjoy hearing the results in a blog entry.

Step one: Gather contestants. (Read: retards that ask to see Jormy)

Step two: Warp all players at the entrance to Uleguerand Range.

Step three: Use your GM powers to prevent escape from said zone.

Step four: Set all players to PK mode, and tell them the first player to make it, alive, through all the aggro mad monsters and the other players, to Jormy's spawn point will get a reward. Could be anything. A ride on Jormy, a chance to have Jormy eat a player of their choice, whatever. (Disclaimer: There is no reward)

Step five: Sit back, enjoy the show.

Here is the catch. When the final player finally reaches the spawn point... well. I'm sure you can think of a much better way to "reward" said player than I can. I, personally, would deny the final retard his request to see Jormy, and just spawn a super powered bunny to devour him and delete his account. And, of course... a consolidation prize for all the losers. Nice, shiny, new bannings for all!

Just my humble offering to [Galactic Overlord] Dave.

Thank you for your time.

You're surprised people are retarded? That the...

2009-06-23T20:51:32.220-07:00

You're surprised people are retarded? That they would willingly face their own doom just to meet the purple dragon that will turn them into so much guano on the other end?

Did they not understand how difficult it is to pass armor?