Comments on Bannable Offenses: Games I HATE - Vol. 4

I was surprised at this one, but then I realised i...

2009-07-29T14:48:10.913-07:00

I was surprised at this one, but then I realised it was more about being pissed at the fanbase, at least those praising it to be DEEP and stuff.
Which it definately is not, it's just a silly, and in my opinion, fun game~

"I mean that in every sense of the world beca...

2009-07-28T20:54:57.610-07:00

"I mean that in every sense of the world because the only way this game is going to transcend into the spiritual is if you are as high as balls and are playing the game before heading to White Castle."

I smoke weed, and I find this very stereotypical, as I've never been to a White Castle in my life; never even seen one.

I'd imagine, though, that if you were STONED AS FUCK, this game would be pretty fun, but I've never played it.

So is this marble madness or something? I'm wi...

2009-07-27T06:54:32.485-07:00

So is this marble madness or something? I'm with Daniel never heard of it.

haha, I love Katamari but not because it's the...

2009-07-26T11:51:05.217-07:00

haha, I love Katamari but not because it's the 'best game ever', but it's because it's about the cheesiest game I have ever played. So for all the reasons you said, that's what makes it so good to me. It's STUPID. it's a DUMB GAME and I love it. XD

heard of it...thats about it. never played a demo,...

2009-07-26T10:49:09.146-07:00

heard of it...thats about it. never played a demo, never owned the game. I just saw an article about it in Gamepro magazine.

I looked at the screenshots...and turned the page. Did the same deal with that psuedo japanese inspired rap game or whatever the hell its called.

If I want a trip like that I will go drink the bottle of expired tequila in my basement

"This game is the opposite of deep. It is hi...

2009-07-26T07:04:52.925-07:00

"This game is the opposite of deep.

It is high."

Yes...yes Dave that IS exactly what this game is. Have you ever really looked at how awesomely flamboyantly gay the king is? Or just rolled around enjoying sucking up the people and the local animals in the katamari?

I think you need to get really drunk and revisit that game. You may be surprised at how you can get sucked into it yourself.

While I quite enjoy the Katamari Damacy game serie...

2009-07-25T21:31:04.496-07:00

While I quite enjoy the Katamari Damacy game series, I see where you're coming from.

Also, people have called that game deep? Seriously? I've heard strange and fucked up, heard it compared to an acid trip, but deep? Never.

@Saifer: You're disappointed that your friends...

2009-07-25T20:18:53.306-07:00

@Saifer:
You're disappointed that your friends like something you don't? That doesn't sound very friendly.

Maybe it's because I never owned a playstation...

2009-07-25T17:48:00.729-07:00

Maybe it's because I never owned a playstation, but I don't even know what Katamari Damacy is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhFH75OCDs OMG i ...

2009-07-25T17:12:34.040-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhFH75OCDs

OMG i just watched video footage os this game, it looks terrible

what exactly is the objective? O.o

I love Katamari. It was a pointless, time consumin...

2009-07-25T15:09:42.322-07:00

I love Katamari. It was a pointless, time consuming, catchy, colorful, unique little game.

I still respect you Dave, even if its just "Sort of King of the Universe" now. ; ; The King of All Cosmos is ashamed.

I am actually shocked this is the first time I hea...

2009-07-25T12:56:47.544-07:00

I am actually shocked this is the first time I heard anyone badmouth Katamari.

It is a fun, enjoyable game. Sure its simple and leaves you with several WTF moments in regards to what the developers were thinking.

Katamari falls into the the realm as Tetris or Madworld. Games that at the end of the day can be fun and addictive, if you let them, and keep you coming back so you can get that high score ever higher.

It's a fun little game! I have the original, t...

2009-07-25T12:40:03.246-07:00

It's a fun little game! I have the original, the sequels were just trying to make a quick buck.

You forgot the major upside to a game like this - sadistically annoying other people with it! C'mon, Dave, that should've been obvious!

Lastly, you forgot the most obvious flaw in the game - It's marketed as more of a kids game - WTF is up with the king's "package!" Looks like all the fucking "stars" are being smuggled in there.

My friend downloaded a demo of this piece of nothi...

2009-07-25T11:47:51.465-07:00

My friend downloaded a demo of this piece of nothing and when I was doing a quick play through all the demos and saw this, tried it, and I deleted it right away, he was like dude that game is awesome, then another friend of mine who played it on the ps2 came saying the same thing and they both started to exchange thoughts bout this... i am very dissapointed @ those 2 I call friends...

=.=; The music. I heard the music first, that wa...

2009-07-25T00:58:46.171-07:00

=.=;

The music.

I heard the music first, that was enough to stop me playing the game >.< - How do people listen to the entire OST? ><;

The game was good as a gimmick... The intro was r...

2009-07-25T00:52:01.583-07:00

The game was good as a gimmick...

The intro was random and confusing and will probably be the closest thing to an acid/shroom trip I will be on...

The theme was catchy (in the since that once it got stuck in your head you want to scream but all you can do is "Na na~~~ nanaananaARGH")

Did I have fun playing it, sure....

But, I don't know if it was the crapy controls, or the crappy camera but that shit gave me motion sickness after about half an hour. I would keep trying to go back later, but once the levels/objectives started expanding bigger than the one room you start in, it would soon make me dizzy in need of the toilet within ten minutes.

Now, I'm still glad I own a copy of it, just so I can say I have it. It was a unique game to give it any credit. But as far as I'm concerned, it's a display piece.

I agree with the above poster. The game is fun. Th...

2009-07-25T00:39:07.293-07:00

I agree with the above poster. The game is fun. The game is really, really fun. However, I take it for what it is. It's one big drug trip. I've never done any drug but alcohol and caffeine. Yet, even I can understand that is exactly what it is. No big message with it. The giant shrooms give it away. Just a giant drug trip.

I'm sorry, but anyone who says that this game ...

2009-07-24T23:38:51.941-07:00

I'm sorry, but anyone who says that this game is deep or intellectual is a fucking moron. The game is fun. It was probably developed by people who are high.

Because it's fun, people feel the need to justify that fun as more than just fun. Just because it's not deep doesn't mean it can't be fun.

Also, WTF:http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/25/ea-giving-away-booth-girls-as-comic-con-swag/

The first game was alright. It was a novelty game ...

2009-07-24T23:30:25.375-07:00

The first game was alright. It was a novelty game with a good amount of charm that, when picked up and played with for about ten minutes or so at a time, was worth the $20 it was sold for. Nothing terribly engaging but let's be honest: if you don't get some sort of morbid satisfaction by running over people and entire buildings with your cosmic stickyball, laying waste to entire cities, then something is fundamentally wrong with you as a person.

Then the sequels came. Screw that noise.

What game is this? Never heard of it...

2009-07-24T23:22:38.775-07:00

What game is this? Never heard of it...

I HATE KATAMARI AND ITS OFFSPRING, i work for game...

2009-07-24T22:39:12.848-07:00

I HATE KATAMARI AND ITS OFFSPRING, i work for gamestop its the one game in all of the PS2s existence i didnt want to own one. who can enjoy rolling up a metric ton of crap. the only people who could possibly enjoy it are kids with ADD, and ADHD give them that game and all they will see is crap and more crap to rollup. i have an instance at my store where a kid wanted to play it and when we didnt, he went home and tried to roll/pick up everything in his house. his mom came in the next day and showed us pictures..... she wanted us to find the nearest store that had one so her house wasnt destroyed..... CRAZY A@@ LITTLE KIDS MAN

I saw the comercial for the game when it was intro...

2009-07-24T22:34:16.629-07:00

I saw the comercial for the game when it was introduced.

I laughed at its stupid graphics and gameplay.

I watched my nephew play it.

I rolled my eyes.

I even tried playing it.

I got bored in 2 minutes.

I tossed it in the trash and forbade my brother to ever buy another game without consulting me first.

His wife remained silent.

My nephew whined.

I gave my last menacing look at them all.

And now my nephew plays real games.

Viva L'Uncle (I got no idea what uncle is in spanish).

Thank God that i'm not the only one who feels ...

2009-07-24T22:06:58.505-07:00

Thank God that i'm not the only one who feels the same way about this game. I never saw the point in rolling a giant ball of trash around.

I for one, agree with you [GM]Dave, and I think yo...

2009-07-24T22:02:24.739-07:00

I for one, agree with you [GM]Dave, and I think you are right about Katamari, the simple fact that so many people liked it made me not want to play it in the first place. well that, and I think the game gave me a seizure at one point, and that was just when I played the demo for it....