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[GM] Dave..World Of Warcrap? seriously? Get a grip...

2009-02-21T18:14:00.000-08:00

[GM] Dave..

World Of Warcrap? seriously? Get a grip on yourself man and pull yourself together.

I am a big fan of your blogs especially the on about the Bonanza, you have a FFXI reputation to protectra, don't lose it by abusing it please.

Dave - be thankful. Barrens chat alone will give y...

2009-02-16T12:28:00.000-08:00

Dave - be thankful.
Barrens chat alone will give you weeks of material to write about.
Advice:
1.)Roll horde
2.) Do NOT under any circumstances, for the love of all that is holy, say anything at all about Chuck Norris in Barrens Chat. Trust me on this. I still have flashbacks....
3.) For serious fun - roll on a PvP server - kill the people who annoy you, its a nice change of pace. I personally recommend rogue gnomes....they are very yummy when cooked correctly.
4.) Druids are awesome fun - I seriously recommend that for a character. Just don't ask me why cows live up a mountain and travel around town in a tree staircase, just go with it.

Just a few thoughts from a lady who has played both MMO's.

Have a blast.....
bring alcohol.....
do not right click on enemy players when you cannot read their level (they like it when you do that)....
drink more alcohol and soon it will all make sense....even as your cow is climbing stairs in a tree.

Friends don't make friends play WoW?Sure they do -...

2009-02-16T11:00:00.000-08:00

Friends don't make friends play WoW?

Sure they do - that's how you get a zhevra mount. :D

God, I want a zhevra mount.

Anyway... Gnomes blow, play Horde, ignore trade chat (they're almost ALL morons there). That should get you through most of it relatively unscathed.

And yes, you won't need to party much (or maybe at all) to get through a week long trial. Cuts down on the idiot factor quite a bit.

I had never thought of mind controlling a gnome off a cliff. I must try that.

Go Horde! :D

Do yourself a favor and start with a Horde charact...

2009-02-16T05:54:00.000-08:00

Do yourself a favor and start with a Horde character. I started with alliance and it damn near drove me back to Lineage2. A game that was so awesome you had to run at least 3 accounts so your "main" can get .10% of a level in one day.
Been playing WoW for just over a year and i'm working on my 4th lvl 80 >_> Although a good friend ingame has been pestering me to try FFXI - maybe since you're spending a week in WoW i'll spend a week in FFXI.

Lok'tar ogar!

Top donor: That's a hillarious idea!WoW and especi...

2009-02-16T00:05:00.000-08:00

Top donor: That's a hillarious idea!

WoW and especially PvP servers are a neverending well og blog material.

Are you sure someone dumb enough to ask you to pla...

2009-02-15T21:20:00.000-08:00

Are you sure someone dumb enough to ask you to play WoW is smart enough to figure out the internet?

Ooh, let me guess what our intrepid GM is going to...

2009-02-15T20:51:00.000-08:00

Ooh, let me guess what our intrepid GM is going to say:

WoW sucks, the graphics suck, it's lame, he has to drink alchohol to play it, the people are lame, etc.

while I don't blindly hate the game, I do question...

2009-02-15T20:44:00.000-08:00

while I don't blindly hate the game, I do question any MMORPG that has a jump button...

allys are tards, that and what server do you play ...

2009-02-15T19:58:00.000-08:00

allys are tards, that and what server do you play on? i will buy an account just to have the chance to follow gm dave around like an apostle!!!!

y'know i just thought about this.... imagine the f...

2009-02-15T19:12:00.000-08:00

y'know i just thought about this.... imagine the first ffxi player to incure Dave's wrath after day one of WoW

I'm sorry. XDD This should be entertaining.

2009-02-15T18:52:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry. XDD This should be entertaining.

Had to make an account for this.If you want someth...

2009-02-15T17:13:00.000-08:00

Had to make an account for this.

If you want something to write about in the blog.
A: roll alliance
B: not only read the trade chats but try and join in
C: visit the barrens
D: play at peak times and get into as many groups as u possibly can.
E: make stupid gm calls for shits and giggles

If you want to at least enjoy a little bit of the experience and leave with some sanity intact.
A: roll horde
B: play at offpeak times
C: stay away from the barrens
D: group with no one, not even the top donor.
E: make stupid gm calls for shits and giggles.

Enjoy, also well played top donor :p

Welcome to the fold...grab the Jackignore all play...

2009-02-15T17:01:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the fold...
grab the Jack
ignore all players

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaah haReally though, it'll...

2009-02-15T16:34:00.000-08:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha
ah ha
Really though, it'll be a new experience. And in the end, if you don't like it *at all* then you'll be more thankful for what you have =]
Until then...
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

[GM]Dave -- what server are you on????

2009-02-15T16:17:00.000-08:00

[GM]Dave -- what server are you on????

GM Dave don't do it ;_; Think of the children... ;...

2009-02-15T12:37:00.000-08:00

GM Dave don't do it ;_;

Think of the children... ;_;

Oh god, DAVE'S COMING! RUN FOR THE HILLS! HIDE THE...

2009-02-15T12:28:00.000-08:00

Oh god, DAVE'S COMING! RUN FOR THE HILLS! HIDE THE GNOMES! Save yourselves while there's still time!

Fleeeeeeeeee

The first five minutes I logged in as a night elf,...

2009-02-15T12:05:00.000-08:00

The first five minutes I logged in as a night elf, I ran into a Priest fighting a level 2 mob. Mobs are very obviously underpowered at this stage in the game, this Priest had a full life bar and had nearly defeated this boar.

Out of nowhere, this Priest /shouts, "HELP ME!" I blink. I had rolled a Druid so thought maybe they need a heal? I check her lifebar. Nope, bitch is fine. I go to kill some Imps, minding my own business, and again "HELP!!" I look over, she's still fine. "PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!" At this point I've reconciled that there is no amount of help I can offer this person that would alleviate their needs, but figure what the hell. I drop a Healing Touch, and she runs over to me, "THANK YOU!! Hey let's dance!" ...she literally strips off her clothes and /dance.

This was on a PVE NON-RP SERVER.

...I logged and deleted my nelf. I've tried Alliance a couple of times since, trying to find *something* I enjoyed about this game, and every time I've logged in to a barrage of this utter inexplicable stupidity. Naked humans dancing on the mailbox in Goldshire etc.

Horde was superior in damn near every way. We had our raging morons sure, but the sheer level of stupidity that graces the Alliance is unparalleled.

Yeah, I for one, am never going back. I mean it this time. Really.

All we need is the name of this top donor of yours...

2009-02-15T12:02:00.000-08:00

All we need is the name of this top donor of yours, and we'll beat his ass. At the very least, WoW is much easier to solo in, so you don't have to spend too much time dealing with idiot party members. A bit of a plus there.

But I'm going to feel left out if you get addicted to this game, and apply to be a GM at WoW.

(in a very Cartman-esque way) Ahaha.. Ahahahahha.....

2009-02-15T11:33:00.000-08:00

(in a very Cartman-esque way) Ahaha.. Ahahahahha.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dave, I'm usually quite content just to read your ...

2009-02-15T11:03:00.000-08:00

Dave, I'm usually quite content just to read your posts but today I also have to reply.

I understand your bias and I realise that this is going to be hard for you. I know you are aware that the window lickers are everywhere and are very much present in WoW. But there are some some genuinely decent people who play Warcraft. Granted they are in a minority but they are there.

My recommendations to you (these ones are on the house):

1) Roll Horde. Just trust me.
2) Leave 'Barrens Chat' as soon as you enter the zone.
3) Better yet, avoid The Barrens altogether.
4) Try to play offpeak to avoid the kiddies.

Other than that, I will pray for your sanity. Enjoy!

I knew this one guy that said WoW's trial ruined h...

2009-02-15T10:07:00.001-08:00

I knew this one guy that said WoW's trial ruined his computer. His friend said it was actually the cup of coffee he spilled on it that ruined it. I told him I blamed WoW too and he shook my hand.

Moral of the story is, FFXI is on Xbox360 if your computer happens to commit suicide.

Honestly, I play WoW, I like WoW, but [GM]Dave, yo...

2009-02-15T10:07:00.000-08:00

Honestly, I play WoW, I like WoW, but [GM]Dave, you are going to die.

I have one word for you [GM] Dave...Gnomes.Very mu...

2009-02-15T10:04:00.000-08:00

I have one word for you [GM] Dave...

Gnomes.

Very much like Taru. Short, talk funny, and so so annoying. But here is the plus side. You can kill them...over and over and over again. Remember that Taru BLM in your party who was a complete idiot? Kill a gnome. That Taru who always undercuts your stuff in the AH by 10 gil? Light a gnome on fire. That Taru in Whitegate that did nothing wrong in anyway? Mind Control a gnome off a cliff.

I have played both games for a number of years now, and there is nothing like sending those little mistakes of nature to their doom while imagining it's a Taru

Well played, top donor. Well played, indeed.

2009-02-15T09:37:00.000-08:00

Well played, top donor. Well played, indeed.