Comments on Bannable Offenses: You Must Be Joking

Had to wait a few days to pull this off... I fin...

2009-07-21T22:14:48.527-07:00

Had to wait a few days to pull this off...

I finally call Uber Super Mega Honkin' Frivilous Bootylicious Badonkadonk Unibrow Dibs with a porno chick on top.

I win.

By the way, people, I call dibs on the first post ...

2009-07-18T17:05:31.650-07:00

By the way, people, I call dibs on the first post of Dave's next update. Anyone who comments before me next update is SO getting banned.

That said, I love the return to classic [GM]Dave, and would love to see more stupid players and consumption of said players by our beloved purple dragon.

... People ruin my faith in... people... A lot.

2009-07-18T12:40:49.440-07:00

... People ruin my faith in... people...

A lot.

I find it incredibly funny that you called "d...

2009-07-17T18:22:47.966-07:00

I find it incredibly funny that you called "dibs" in the last post, Dave. ;)

Calling Dibs is like calling Shotgun. You just ca...

2009-07-17T15:15:59.082-07:00

Calling Dibs is like calling Shotgun. You just can't trump that shit unless you're the driver.

sounds to me like the guy was trying too hard to i...

2009-07-17T12:21:00.330-07:00

sounds to me like the guy was trying too hard to impress you by talking like you. although i think the irony is that the moment he got put into mordion gaol, he said "i don't think i need that armor..." yeah ya do... it might lessen the blow a bit after a dragon chomps your bowels out. or at the very least make a different clang sound...

i think there need to be servers designated for retards. i mean seriously. you get 5 strikes. after you've hit the 5th strike of giving someone an aneurysm for being so incredibly, ignorantly stupid, you get put on the server for morons. it's like hoarding up the bad players and putting them on an island. if you enact this idea, i'll give you full rights for the idea. just send me a thank you email... that's all i need... lol

LOVE this story. Reminds me of my WoW days. Ever...

2009-07-17T12:12:17.138-07:00

LOVE this story.

Reminds me of my WoW days. Every little retard will bitch about every little thing. I'm surprised these things make it to the GM level, or that they even wait in the que to talk to a GM about it, you'd think they'd use that time to cool down. Ridiculous!

Hahaha hilarious! This entry felt like an old sch...

2009-07-17T11:35:02.228-07:00

Hahaha hilarious!

This entry felt like an old school GM Dave story, keep up the good work man.

(if you can toss in goblin smithy again one day I'd love it)

Is it sad that I got all giddy when I realized thi...

2009-07-17T08:28:07.535-07:00

Is it sad that I got all giddy when I realized this was a Jormy post. Thank you stupid players because you create the best blogs.

ahh classic GM Dave, way to deal out indiscriminan...

2009-07-17T06:22:35.197-07:00

ahh classic GM Dave, way to deal out indiscriminant justice!

On a side note Dave. May I borrow Jormy the next ...

2009-07-17T05:38:13.627-07:00

On a side note Dave. May I borrow Jormy the next time they say something stupid like this? It will save you a GM call.

It's okay Dave. Sounds like being a GM is sor...

2009-07-17T05:36:44.401-07:00

It's okay Dave. Sounds like being a GM is sort of like being the leader of an end game linkshell sometimes.

Moron: "But I been in the linkshell longer than that other rdm. Why'd he lot against me?" Leader of LS: "Dude you been here 45 seconds longer. We pearled you the same night."
Moron: "So it's still longer. I have seniority. You should kick him for stealing my gear."

Oh oh oh, or even better than that one.
Moron:"I don't understand why you gave that guy Homam body for. He's not put in his time in this linkshell. I've been here 2 years longer than him and I don't have a single piece of Homam yet. You are showing favoritism and being a bitch."
Leader of ls: "Umm, you're a whm."
Moron: "So?"
Leader of ls: /dies from overdose of retardation.
Sack of ls: "Dude, whms can't wear Homam gear. That guy got it cause he's like our best freaking player that CAN wear it."
Retarded whm: "It's still showing favoritism. You guys suck and I'm gonna see what I can do about getting you all banned for cheating."

Yeah sorry if any of my linkshell members have been past abusers of your little GM call button over there. I've known some real retards in my time.

I go for Supa mega dibs one more than Kenny or Leu...

2009-07-17T03:20:04.797-07:00

I go for Supa mega dibs one more than Kenny or Leut can ever make when combined together with a cherry on top...

Paul. You gotta name the dib factor. It doesn...

2009-07-17T01:42:53.812-07:00

Paul. You gotta name the dib factor.

It doesn't count if you dont.

Say it like "Super Mega Infintesimal Dibs".

That, and I trump you with adding bacon.

I win.

Nothing beats Super Mega Infintesimal Dibs with Bacon. NUFFIN!

There is no word in any language to describe that ...

2009-07-17T01:16:29.084-07:00

There is no word in any language to describe that level of idiocy. Sweet Jesus, Dave You must have an iron will, or rather, a will of god damned diamond to be able to put up with that shit. I salute you!

Kenny, just call uber-dibs times infinity, he can&...

2009-07-17T01:04:06.826-07:00

Kenny, just call uber-dibs times infinity, he can't beat that. It's infinity multiplied by uber. It's simply un-trumpable.

No no no. Kenny, you are supposed to try and trum...

2009-07-17T01:02:30.576-07:00

No no no.

Kenny, you are supposed to try and trump me with Super Mega Extreme Dibs. You aren't playing it right.

Noob.

Dude, Leut, that's not cool.

2009-07-16T23:50:28.603-07:00

Dude, Leut, that's not cool.

I... I... I don't believe it. I know people ar...

2009-07-16T22:16:25.464-07:00

I... I... I don't believe it. I know people are stupid. I KNOW people are stupid. Trust me I do. But this... THIS is ridiculous...

When Kenny calls dibs, I'm going to call Super...

2009-07-16T21:25:50.213-07:00

When Kenny calls dibs, I'm going to call Super Mega Dibs. Trumping rules.

I'm just waiting for a conversation that invol...

2009-07-16T21:23:01.104-07:00

I'm just waiting for a conversation that involves the player just going "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr" the whole time.

Man, I'm gonna have to remember that. When I&...

2009-07-16T21:05:18.812-07:00

Man, I'm gonna have to remember that. When I'm sitting at a camp waiting for a mob to spawn, I'm gonna call Dibs, then no one else can claim said mob! It's pure genius in its simplicity!