Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave: The College Years 2

this is a very realistic story, Dave. you've j...

2009-07-27T14:35:28.408-07:00

this is a very realistic story, Dave. you've just described nearly all the girls from my freshman year.

you know the type.. good girl back home.. dopey drunk mess as soon as she gets 3 feet out the door...

got a real kick out of that story..wish i had time to tell you about the girl across the hall from me my freshman year that broke her back falling off the roof after doing the can can the night of the tequila party.. now THAT.. was a night to remember..

oh, the glory days..

That one's fucking gold. Classic Dave.

2009-05-18T23:53:00.000-07:00

That one's fucking gold. Classic Dave.

ROFL, man I laughed hard at her opening the door w...

2009-05-13T23:15:00.000-07:00

ROFL, man I laughed hard at her opening the door with her face and "not being supported anymore" fell on her face ..then bonk from door. Thanks to your writing style it was all so easy to imagine.
Keep it up 'Malcolm'..u made me smile.

This made me laugh because i too dislike people, unless shown why I should'nt.

"-This, it turns out, would be a mistake." Above ...

2009-05-13T12:27:00.000-07:00

"-This, it turns out, would be a mistake."

Above is my favorite anticipatory GM Dave passage. So far I have never been disappointed.

As for this being the first College Years post I have read, I am impressed with how much of a -nice guy- you are. I am surprised, however, that no one tried to take advantage of the drunk girl. Being that my college years were far from participating in any activities that involved drinking, I assumed drunk girls always got taken advantage of. Yeah I am naive.

Getting wasted on that many drinks is what I call ...

2009-05-12T17:12:00.000-07:00

Getting wasted on that many drinks is what I call "just getting started."

Excuse me...I have to look up the time for my next AA meeting....

A had to be there retelling told amazingly by the ...

2009-05-12T11:11:00.000-07:00

A had to be there retelling told amazingly by the only one who probably recollects anything that happened that night. Truly a masterpiece.

Damn. I bet that was one spec-fucking-tacular han...

2009-05-12T05:37:00.000-07:00

Damn. I bet that was one spec-fucking-tacular hangover, huh?

Ah, stories of getting hit in the face. Brings bac...

2009-05-11T20:08:00.000-07:00

Ah, stories of getting hit in the face. Brings back memories. Like the first time I ever got a bike with a handbrake. What was supposed to be a short test of said handbrake ended up being a short test of how easy it is to clear one's own handlebars, followed by a short test of how well my face holds up when it connects with solid concrete at about 10 miles per hour. Those last two tests had good and bad results, respectively.

She lived all that? Damn, kind of impressed. I'd ...

2009-05-11T19:51:00.000-07:00

She lived all that?

Damn, kind of impressed. I'd think after 12 shots, tripping, hitting a door, hitting a floor, being hit by a door, and hitting the floor again she would be on an episode of House or something.