Comments on Bannable Offenses: DIY in the hell would anyone do this?

You all declare that he isn't allowed to repro...

2009-07-12T20:18:35.178-07:00

You all declare that he isn't allowed to reproduce but the evidence does suggest it will happen. Repeatedly. Watch the movie "Idiocracy". It's not a comedy, it's a documentary from the future. And after you're done laughing you'll suddenly feel very, very sorry for humanity.

LMMFAO At the IDIOCY of some people.... And I comp...

2009-07-12T14:13:23.200-07:00

LMMFAO At the IDIOCY of some people.... And I completly agree... That man is NOT allowed to reproduce...

this post made my penis hurt

2009-07-11T21:15:07.458-07:00

this post made my penis hurt

This was like driving down the road and getting in...

2009-07-11T00:57:47.993-07:00

This was like driving down the road and getting in a major traffic jam because tehre has been a horrible accident up ahead.

You know when you get up there you will see something really bad. You know it. All the warning signs were there.

And you look. Then you wish you hadn't.

Warn all you want Dave. It's like an invitation for looking. "Doooo it. Loooook. You know you want to. Looooooook."

You bastard.

Would have been better if it WAS a DIY vasectomy.....

2009-07-11T00:03:06.458-07:00

Would have been better if it WAS a DIY vasectomy...get that shit out of my genepool.

At least it wasn't a do-it-yourself vasectomy....

2009-07-10T16:32:48.403-07:00

At least it wasn't a do-it-yourself vasectomy...
But still, WHY!?!?

.... Well at least if he botched it badly enough ...

2009-07-10T15:02:16.863-07:00

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Well at least if he botched it badly enough we won't have to worry about someone with that level of genius procreating...

Doesn't that at least make you sleep better at night?

What can I say, I'm an optimist <.<

Ahahahahaha. I live in the UK, and I heard about ...

2009-07-10T14:20:03.761-07:00

Ahahahahaha. I live in the UK, and I heard about this. I think the nail clippers they're talking about are actually a small, sharp pair of scissors, not that weird clippity contraption you've got pictured. Otherwise, ouch.

Wait, still ouch.

lol what makes it even more stupid is that you don...

2009-07-10T11:57:38.833-07:00

lol what makes it even more stupid is that you dont pay for healthcare in the UK. I could SLIGHTLY understand this if it was the US, but why do this to yourself when you could have it done properly for free >_<

Idiot, absolute idiot.

Man, that guy is an idiot. Who would do that to ma...

2009-07-10T06:32:13.836-07:00

Man, that guy is an idiot. Who would do that to man's best friend? One-eyed Willy, flip the bird at that fool!

...thank you.

Best bit - The UK has the National Health Service....

2009-07-10T00:50:24.422-07:00

Best bit - The UK has the National Health Service. Circumcision isn't normally covered (Although if he felt the need, he may have actually needed it, and gotten it for *free*), but if you put the pressure on, you can swing it.

There are just some things you don't do yourse...

2009-07-09T22:23:52.308-07:00

There are just some things you don't do yourself... THAT, though, just tops the freakin' charts. Wow.

Are nail clippers even sharp enough to do the job? *shudder*

What is the world coming to...

Didn't that happen on House once? Maybe he...

2009-07-09T21:42:38.555-07:00

Didn't that happen on House once?

Maybe he's suffering from Lupus

LOL omg MacGyver he is not.

2009-07-09T20:40:16.235-07:00

LOL
omg

MacGyver he is not.