Comments on Bannable Offenses: Things You Shouldn't Say

Aww. . . she needs to dump your miserable ass.

2007-07-29T16:41:00.000-07:00

Aww. . . she needs to dump your miserable ass.

"You know, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat m...

2007-07-13T19:55:00.000-07:00

"You know, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much."

Somehow, she didn't see the compliment in it.

Mean like microsoft?

2007-02-04T02:50:00.000-08:00

Mean like microsoft?

No matter how smart, diabolical, omnipotent, or we...

2007-02-04T00:38:00.000-08:00

No matter how smart, diabolical, omnipotent, or web savvy you are, the internets will always find a way to annoy you.

I doubt even complete and utter world domination would fix it.

I'm really sorry for the lack of updates. I can vi...

2007-02-02T07:08:00.000-08:00

I'm really sorry for the lack of updates. I can view the website, but I can't log into my blogger account.

Something about switching over to the new system and waiting to transfer my blog.

I have no idea.

I have stuff written, I just can't post it.

Hopefully, early next week.

This, unfortunately, also means I wasn't able to run a Welcome Back theme week for the fan club. There is a fan pack coming for everyone who donated in December and January.

Stupid technology not doing what I want it to.

This post is so true...

2007-01-30T13:36:00.000-08:00

This post is so true...

Pfft. Women need to deal with reality. They want a...

2007-01-29T13:58:00.000-08:00

Pfft. Women need to deal with reality. They want a man to be honest etc. until it comes to their self image. Then it's all lies.

You the man Dave. You tell her like it is! Stand up for men everywhere!

Next time try saying something like "You're fat? Really? I thought you lost weight."

That'll really get'er. :)

Yes... what you say is so true. But people have ...

2007-01-29T11:10:00.000-08:00

Yes... what you say is so true. But people have not learned what to say. People are RETARDED! Innapropriate! I blogged about this subject, (sortof) myself jsut this morning. Dave you are the best.

Awsome blog in all, i like the dialgue, never see ...

2007-01-28T20:40:00.000-08:00

Awsome blog in all, i like the dialgue, never see it around anywhere else and its a nice change.

ive tried reading back through your archives but it does get rather repetitive. So im just going to read them as they come.

and thanks for coming back, its put a little spark of life in my boring existence.

I laughed, Dave your blog is great, keep up the go...

2007-01-27T05:59:00.000-08:00

I laughed, Dave your blog is great, keep up the good work!
I hope my WoW blog becomes good.

Thanks,
Ultima.

Glad to see you suviving along your fatherhood...A...

2007-01-26T06:44:00.000-08:00

Glad to see you suviving along your fatherhood...

Actually, I take that back. The future is unpredictable.

Very Subtle, Dave -_-

2007-01-25T18:55:00.000-08:00

Very Subtle, Dave -_-

Well Dave, I have just started reading your blog a...

2007-01-25T15:53:00.000-08:00

Well Dave, I have just started reading your blog a month ago, and I have to say its pretty funny. at times. well, 99% of the time.
The only problem I have is that, while I may have the same view of stupid people on Final Fantasy as you do, after reading your blog I have found myself actually started to become more sarcastic (read blatantly telling stupid people to piss off and to leave me the hell alone). I blame you for this and praise you for this.

That is all.

It will get better, just wait til the last trimest...

2007-01-25T15:51:00.000-08:00

It will get better, just wait til the last trimester when *ahem* the little woman goes into overdrive. Be sure to pick up some soothing ointment and some lube cuz its gonna be a spawn camp from hell with all the 'taggin you' will be asked to do. Did i say asked? I meant compelled.

LMAO when I was pregnant, I knew I was fat. I mean...

2007-01-25T15:37:00.000-08:00

LMAO when I was pregnant, I knew I was fat. I mean come on here girls, you have a huge gut sticking out. Uncomfortable, annoying, keeping you up all night. Have some humor. My ex looked at me and out of nowhere and said "Honey you are glowing, do not ever think you are fat please" I told him, first of all that glow is sweat from puking 24/7. Second of all, I am fat, my ass is gone, my boobs are big (which wasnt a bad thing) I walk like a retard and i cant sit without going through a tactics method for it. He just looked at me in total shock.
Gotta make light humor and be less hormonal. More miserable around guys walking on eggshells then just laughing it up.

And you're not dead?/giggle

2007-01-25T13:09:00.000-08:00

And you're not dead?

/giggle

Honest to god ... I love that joke. I can't believ...

2007-01-25T12:21:00.000-08:00

Honest to god ... I love that joke. I can't believe she couldn't laugh at it. Ofcourse, she's the one bearing all the pain,the emotions,the hormones,etc

But I wonder, have you never used "introducing someone to your Jormy" as a pick up line ?

here's how it goes....if you attempt to get some l...

2007-01-25T08:22:00.000-08:00

here's how it goes....

if you attempt to get some love..you are a pig that has only one thing on your mind

if you keep your distance..you do not love her and find her repulsive

it will get worse..much worse

my advice is to start banning rtm's

each time you become annoyed with the whole pregnant/baby arriving thing ban one of them bastards

by the time the baby is born
not only will we have the whole rtm thing under control

but im betting you can start on banning random morons as well

i would say good luck
but where you are now is not about luck

nothing can help you..nothing at all

god has abandoned you and the devil is laughing

I am surprised she didn't hurt the member that got...

2007-01-25T08:11:00.000-08:00

I am surprised she didn't hurt the member that got her there in the firts place O.o

Is your aim straight? Or do you have to go at an angle?

I thought it was all about using duble talk..

2007-01-25T07:58:00.000-08:00

I thought it was all about using duble talk..

long time reader first time poster bla bla bla.Jus...

2007-01-25T07:22:00.000-08:00

long time reader first time poster bla bla bla.

Just wanted to say i love your blog, the stuff you write makes me lol something wicked. Its nice to have ya back.

Women. You can't say anything without upsetting th...

2007-01-25T01:48:00.000-08:00

Women. You can't say anything without upsetting them. Even NOT saying anything upsets them.
Best thing seems to be single, or date someone under 17. I opt for the single part.

I should remember that. Will maybe come in handy s...

2007-01-24T23:29:00.000-08:00

I should remember that. Will maybe come in handy some day soon.

Thanks for the tip, Dave... ^^;

2007-01-24T23:20:00.000-08:00

Thanks for the tip, Dave... ^^;